Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Lord Adonis: Nigel Farage is now Prime Minister

Oh dear. Lord Adonis brought Theresa May's Christmas holiday to an abrupt end yesterday with the news that he is resigning as the government’s infrastructure tsar, citing the Prime Minister’s Brexit direction and the government bail-out the Stagecoach/Virgin East Coast rail franchise. Not one to go quietly, Adonis penned a rather eccentric resignation letter – or several depending which account you believe – claiming Brexit is causing a nervous breakdown across Whitehall that resembles Suez. Government sources are keen to play down Adonis's departure as a case of walking before he was pushed – saying that this is a man who wants to stop Brexit.

Kirstie Allsopp: I was told ‘darling’ constitutes sexual harassment

This month an investigation – by EITF and Channel 5 – found that bullying and sexual harassment are prevalent across the TV industry, with more than half of people surveyed, experiencing sexual misconduct in the workplace. But what constitutes sexual harassment? That's the question Kirstie Allsopp, the Location, Location, Location presenter, has been grappling with of late. In an interview with the Times, Allsopp says she was recently sent an 'edict' about inappropriate behaviour. Among the 'inappropriate behaviour' listed was calling people 'darling': 'It said that use of affectionate terms such as ‘darling’ will also constitute sexual harassment. I said, "This is ridiculous.

Vince Cable’s leadership dilemma

Although Christmas is supposed to mean peace on earth and goodwill to all men, this goodwill appears not to extend to the Liberal Democrats – or Vince Cable anyway. The Lib Dem leader has become the topic du jour for political journalists over the December dry season – with both the Guardian and Times publishing scathing articles on Cable's failure to unite his party and 'spark Lib Dems into life' (see Steerpike's November report for a pre-cursor to the latest Lib Dem fear and loathing). Now questions are being asked over Cable's suitability – and whether he even wants the job. This hasn't been helped by Cable telling Politico his new year resolution is to 'work less and sleep more'.

A very Guardian Christmas: decorate a tree branch

Christmas – the season of goodwill, turkey, tinsel and general over-indulgence. Except that is, if you work at the Guardian. With just two days to go until Christmas day, the paper has produced a late contender for most Grauniad article of the year. Writing for the paper, Saskia Sarginson shares her Christmas dilemma: can one permit traditional indulgences when 'they seem at odds with the world we live in today'? Sarginson's environmentally-conscious children have changed her perspective on Christmas traditions: 'My children have no desire to hark back to something that is gone, and I see their point that traditional indulgences seem at odds with the world we live in today.

Claws out at the BBC over Peston’s Damian Green report

The news that Damian Green has resigned this evening as First Secretary of State following an investigation into his conduct has taken many by surprise. However, Mr S suspects that one Westminster hack may be the most surprised of all. Just this month, ITV's Robert Peston reported that not just one but three well-placed sources had reported that Damian Green would be informed that he 'does not need to resign': Peston's former BBC colleagues appear to be taking a less than charitable view of the situation: https://twitter.com/BBCDanielS/status/943599507597651968 Perhaps Peston's sources were correct at the time of publication...

Jeremy Corbyn downgrades his election forecast

Oh dear. Given that Jeremy Corbyn is reported to have told Glastonbury organiser Michael Eavis this summer that he would be in Downing Street by Christmas, time is running out for the Labour leader. Perhaps that's why he has downgraded his prediction to a definitely maybe. Grazia – the weekly glossy – has snagged the Labour leader's first interview with a women’s magazine. In the interview, Corbyn strikes a hopeful tone as he predicts ‘there will probably be another election in the next 12 months’  and he ‘will probably win': 'I’m ready to be Prime Minister tomorrow.’ With two polls putting the Conservatives ahead of Labour for the first time since the snap election, is Comrade Corbyn beginning to have doubts?

Mhairi Black rejects Alex Salmond’s sartorial advances

Since arriving in Parliament in 2015, Mhairi Black has caused a stir in Westminster. The 23-year-old SNP MP rarely misses the chance to criticise the place – whether it's the 'old and defunct' systems and procedures or the 'sociopaths' that inhabit it. Now it seems that not even her own party is beyond criticism. In an interview with Holyrood magazine, Black recalls an incident involving Alex Salmond, then an SNP MP. The party veteran took Black to lunch in a Commons restaurant, where he offered her some fashion advice: 'I was just sitting chatting away to him and the whole time I’m thinking, what’s the point of this meant to be – is this a date, do I need to come out to Alex Salmond?

Another day, another Labour MP who won’t befriend Tories

Here we go again. Earlier this year, Laura Pidcock caused a stir when the newly-elected Labour MP announced that she could never be friends with a Tory MP. The reason? 'I feel disgusted at the way they’re running this country, it’s visceral – I’m not interested in being cosy.' Although Pidcock has since come under criticism for her narrow world view, it seems she is far from alone in her approach. Appearing on Pienaar's Politics, her Labour comrade Mike Amesbury rules out keeping Tories as friends: JP: Could you have a conservative as a friend? MA: No So much for a kinder, gentler politics...

Jacob Rees-Mogg wins a celebrity backer

Although Theresa May looks safe in No 10 for the time being, chatter continues behind closed doors over who her eventual successor could be. While Gavin Williamson and Boris Johnson are both seen to have difficulty hiding their own leadership ambitions, it's Jacob Rees-Mogg who most regularly tops the polls when it comes to Tory members' preference for leader. Should he decide to take the plunge, he need look no further than jungle queen Georgia ‘Toff’ Toffolo for his first celebrity endorsement. The Made in Chelsea star – who just won I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! has given an interview to the Sunday Times in which she confesses her love for the Moggster: 'Zac Goldsmith, Jacob Rees-Mogg. I fancy them all. Jacob’s a sex god.

Diane Abbott’s selective memory

Oh dear. This morning Diane Abbott appeared on the Andrew Marr show to discuss – among other things – Labour's Brexit position. Given that the party's official EU stance appears to change on a daily basis, viewers were intrigued to hear the shadow home secretary claim that the Labour Party 'doesn’t support a second referendum': 'We’ve never supported it, we don’t now' https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/942327167567806464 If only the memo has reached... Diane Abbott.

Watch: Question Time audience member accuses Nicky Morgan of treachery

This week the 'stop Brexit' campaign went into overdrive after the government suffered its first defeat on the EU withdrawal bill – with 11 Tory rebels voting to back an amendment calling for a meaningful vote on the final deal. The whips now have their work cut out trying to prevent a second rebellion next week on Theresa May's own amendment to put the exit date in the bill. However, should Chief Whip Julian Smith's charm offensive fail again, perhaps the government could look to last night's Question Time for back-up.

Chief Whip’s save the date

After the government suffered its first defeat in the Commons on Wednesday, questions are being asked over what and who was to blame. Aside from the 11 Brexit rebels who chose to back an amendment calling for a 'meaningful' vote on the final deal, some are pointing the finger of blame at the new Chief Whip, Julian Smith. With a vote next week on Theresa May's amendment to put the date of Britain's exit into the bill, the pressure is on for Smith to prevent any further embarrassment to the Prime Minister. Happily, Smith appears to be taking things in his stride.

War of words: Tory MP vs Tory MP – ‘get over yourself Nadine!’

Although the 11 Tory rebels who led the government to defeat last night night on Dominic Grieve's amendment calling for a meaningful vote have been lauded as heroes by Remain groups, they are receiving a different reception within their own party. While some Conservatives – such as Nick Boles – say they respect the decision made by their colleagues, others have seen red. Take for example Nadine Dorries. The Leave-backing MP took to social media to suggest Grieve's disloyalty meant he did not deserve his prestigious role as chair of the Intelligence and Security committee. Only one of the Tory rebels took issue with Dorries tweet. Sarah Wollaston replied to tell Dorries: 'Get over yourself'.

Boris Johnson’s hostile reception

Ever since the EU referendum, Boris Johnson has found his local neighbourhood in Islington turn a little bit frosty. Residents in the Remain-voting borough have taken on occasion to heckling him over his pro-Brexit stance. Happily, the Foreign Secretary has since managed to find a safe space – even if it is a little far away. Speaking at the Foreign Office Christmas reception in Lancaster House, Johnson was lauded by government officials for proving Britain's global reach by receiving a warm reception on the streets of Tehran, on his recent trip to Iran– to try and free Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe. Johnson proceeded to joke to a room full of diplomats: 'I think my reception on the streets of Tehran was in fact better than what I sometimes get on the streets of Islington.

Sajid Javid’s strong and stable jibe

With two new polls putting the Conservatives ahead of Labour for the first time since the snap election, there's reason for Christmas cheer in No 10. However, despite this, the result of the disastrous election remains a sore point in government. So, Steerpike was curious to see Sajid Javid make a joke at the expense of Theresa May and her election campaign in a speech to the Federation of Master Builders. Talking about the work the FMB does, the Secretary of State for local government said that not even Winston Churchill was immune to 'shoddy workmanship' – before going on to suggest May was: 'After all, none of us are immune from the kind of shoddy workmanship the FMB protects against. Even Winston Churchill.

Gavin Williamson’s Christmas cheer

It's party season in Westminster and last night saw the Women's Lobby drinks reception, Jeffrey Archer's festive drinks – or, if you were lucky enough to receive the invitation, Gavin Williamson's Christmas drinks. The newly-installed Defence Secretary invited a select group of MPs to the vaults of the Ministry of Defence, where he gave a reportedly inspirational speech – telling attendees that the time had come for him to listen to the needs of MPs rather than tell them how to act, as he had done in his previous incarnation as Chief Whip. With the speech one that would not look out of sorts in a leadership campaign, MPs are beginning to ask what Williamson's end game is.

Watch: Labour’s Brexit single market muddle

Working out Labour’s position on the single market is no easy task. Jeremy Corbyn has said Brexit will mean Britain leaves it. So far, so simple. But not everyone in the party – including Corbyn himself, who has since guaranteed access to the single market – appears to agree. Diane Abbott, the shadow home secretary, suggested that it would be better to stay put as a member of the single market. But that stance is news to shadow trade secretary Barry Gardiner, who could not have been clearer when he told Sky News: ‘We will not be members of the single market’.

David Davis’s curious turn on LBC

After David Davis caused a mini-furore over the weekend by claiming that the government's Brexit compromise on the Irish border was a 'statement of intent... much more than legally enforceable', the Brexit Secretary was sent back onto the airwaves this morning to attempt a second time lucky. With the Irish government concerned over Davis's comments on Marr, Davis hummed a new tune. He said that far from suggesting the UK could back out of Brexit deal on Irish border, he had meant is that it is 'more than legally enforceable'. While only time will tell whether this is enough to calm Brussels nerves, Davis did at least manage to provide some alternative entertainment.

Boris diverges from the party line

As Theresa May attempts to keep her party on side over the terms agreed in stage one of the government's Brexit negotiations, leading Brexiteers have been sent out to praise the deal so far. Michael Gove began the day on the Today programme – praising the Prime Minister – and Steve Baker has been tweeting his support. Keen to prove that the Foreign Secretary is behind May's plan, the Chief Whip thought it would be helpful to share picture of the two meeting in the early hours ahead of May flying to Brussels. By doing this there is an implication that Johnson must be signed up to May's plan – along with a promise for 'full alignment' with the customs union and single market if no other solution to the Irish border problem is found.

George Osborne’s freezer lesson

With Jeremy Corbyn too anti-establishment to speak to the Parliamentary Press Gallery over lunch, George Osborne was hauled before lobby hacks today as the alternative opposition. The former Chancellor didn't disappoint with his address. The former Conservative politician – and now Evening Standard editor – accused the Tories of ignoring the 48pc Remain voters in the country, said Labour would be 20 points ahead of the Tories if they had a competent leader rather than Jeremy Corbyn and hinted at a comeback to politics – saying 'never say never'.