Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Barry Gardiner’s words come back to haunt him

Oh dear. Today Jeremy Corbyn is expected to back 'a' customs union when Britain leaves the EU. To begin Labour's Brexit blitz, Barry Gardiner was sent onto the airwaves to wax lyrical about Labour's new pitch. https://twitter.com/BBCr4today/status/968045054370697217?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw The problem is that of all of Labour's shadow cabinet – other than Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell – it's Gardiner who has been the most critical of the customs union.

Tom Tugendhat reignites his feud with the Foreign Secretary

Here we go again. Within Parliament it's no secret that there is little love lost between Conservative colleagues Boris Johnson and Tom Tugendhat. When Tugendhat suggested that it was 'really, really hard to do cross-cultural humour', the Foreign Secretary responded that jokes can be an ‘effective way of getting your diplomatic message across’. Now Tugendhat has gone in for the attack a second time. In an interview with Buzzfeed, the chair of the Foreign Affairs select committee says that the Foreign office has lost its way...

Jeremy Corbyn’s criticism of the customs union

The Labour shadow cabinet have been out in full force on the airwaves this morning dropping heavy hints that Jeremy Corbyn will use a speech tomorrow to announce that his party backs the UK remaining in 'a' customs union  post-Brexit – which would mean the UK would be unable to strike its own free trade deals. Speaking on the Andrew Marr show, the shadow Brexit secretary said Labour's front bench was 'unanimous' in its backing for striking a new deal with the EU after Brexit that would see the UK leave the customs union but then negotiate a treaty that will 'do the work of the customs union'. Only Corbyn hasn't always been so keen on 'the work of the customs union'.

Czech mate: Tory vice-chair’s grovelling apology to Corbyn

Oh dear. When the Sun reported this month that Jeremy Corbyn met with a Czech spy – posing as a diplomat – during the cold war, the story appeared to raise serious questions over the Labour leader's judgment. A spokesman for the Labour leader admitted he had met a diplomat, but said Corbyn had never knowingly talked to a spy. However, things took a turn for the obscure when former Czech intelligence officer Jan Sarkocy claimed that he met Corbyn and recruited him as an intelligence asset – a claim Labour dismissed as a 'ridiculous smear'. This denial wasn't enough to stop some Tories going on the offensive. Tory vice-chair Ben Bradley tweeted that Corbyn had 'sold British secrets to communist spies'.

Socialist Party’s jibe over PM’s Tessa Jowell meet

Here we go. Ahead of today's crunch Cabinet away day at Chequers, Theresa May held a meeting with Dame Tessa Jowell. The Labour stalwart is suffering from a brain tumour – and the pair met to discuss what can be done to improve the 'woefully low' survival rates going forward. https://twitter.com/theresa_may/status/966667665552171010 Only such cross-party co-operation appears to be too much for some – even in circumstances of ill-health. The official UK Socialist Party Twitter account was quick to use the occasion to take a swipe at the Tories - they replied with what is surely a contender for 'worst tweet of 2018': Does that mean the £45m boost to brain tumour research will only affect Tessa Jowell? Stay classy...

The cost of the Matt Hancock app

When Matt Hancock released the 'Matt Hancock app' this month, there was much mockery from his critics. While some found the idea of a personal app egocentric, others queried whether the Culture Secretary's app was in breach of data protection laws. Now thanks to the latest register of interests it's possible to know what the app is worth in real terms. It turns out that the app cost a whole £6,000 to make and maintain (per annum): Well, at least it hasn't cost Hancock – or the taxpayer – a penny. The app services were a donation from Disciple Media.

Downing Street vs Stormzy

Theresa May has a lot on her plate this week. As well as today's crunch Brexit Cabinet away day, she is facing a Tory backlash over her university funding review and working to stave off a rebellion on the customs union. Now she has another problem to deal with: Stormzy. Yes, the Prime Minister has awoken to find herself in a full-blown row with Stormzy. The grime artist – and Corbynista – used a performance at last night's Brit Awards to accuse the Prime Minister of turning her back on the Grenfell fire victims: 'Theresa May, where’s the money for Grenfell?

Diane Abbott makes another numbers blunder

Diane Abbott is no stranger to getting her numbers in a muddle, and it seems the shadow home secretary has now done it again. Abbott warned this week that some were using immigration as a euphemism for race, but Mr S was surprised by one passage in her speech. The Guardian reports that Abbott told those in the audience at King’s College London: ‘I remember Enoch Powell’s speech, I think I was in primary school, and I wasn’t following it in huge detail, but I do remember how I felt.

Tories learn to Confide in one another

Oh dear. It's safe to say that the Conservative party's foray into WhatsApp hasn't always been plain sailing. After MPs formed an official Tory MPs' group on the encrypted messaging app to communicate with one another, many presumed their conversations would be secure. Alas this hasn't proved to be the case – with the papers frequently filled with details of embarrassing exchanges on the group from bust-ups over Brexit to MPs outing each other for failing to understand what the customs union is. Happily, a solution is on the horizon. In today's i paper, Katy Balls reports that a number of Tory MPs are defecting to Confide – a “military-grade encryption” app with a self-destructing messaging system that deletes messages immediately after reading.

Steve Baker’s disastrous Daily Politics interview

Brexit minister Steve Baker has his colleagues to thank for his disastrous turn on the Daily Politics. Tory ministers have been piling in to the Corbyn Czech spy row, but it’s fair to say that some may have taken things a little too far. The Labour leader has been accused of having ‘betrayed’ his country, while another Tory MP even compared Jeremy Corbyn to Kim Philby. It was left to Baker to explain his fellow Tory MPs’ choice of words, when he was taken to task by Andrew Neil. Asked six times to explain how Corbyn had betrayed his country, Baker failed to answer each time: AN: Do you think Mr Corbyn has in any way betrayed his country? SB: I have got no evidence for any of that so I won’t make any (comment) AN: So why do your colleagues?

Watch: Theresa May’s Czech spy gag

The Jeremy Corbyn Czech spy story is something of an open goal for the Tories. It was no surprise then that Theresa May used the ongoing row to make a gag at the Labour leader's expense at PMQs. During an exchange on Brexit, the PM told Corbyn: 'Normally he stands up every week and asks me to sign a blank cheque. I know he likes Czechs but...' Corbyn responded by pretending to yawn. Mr S isn't surprised that he is growing tired of this story...

Ken Livingstone: I was too left-wing for the KGB

The row about Jeremy Corbyn and a Czech spy shows no sign of dying down. Following a former Czech spy's claim that Corbyn was paid by the Eastern bloc to spy on Britain in the 1980s, the Labour leader has denied the claim and instructed solicitors to respond to 'any false and ridiculous smears' appearing online. Meanwhile, Tory MPs are calling on Corbyn to give permission for the publication of the Czech intelligence file on him. While that looks unlikely, one man who is happy to talk about his Communist dealings in the eighties is Ken Livingstone. Red Ken tells the Daily Mail that he met a KGB spy posing as a journalist for a number of interviews in the 1980s. This man even organised for him to go on a ten-day trip to Russia.

Irish Herald’s headline fail

Oh dear. We're only two months into 2018 and already the winner for 'headline fail of the year' appears to have been found. The Irish Herald today publishes a report on a man who 'lived' in a flat with his 'dead wife's body in a wardrobe for 48 hours'. Rather unfortunately the accompanying half page advert is for... discount wardrobes: https://twitter.com/Trickstersworld/status/965573039294468096 Mr S hopes that this wasn't advertising selling against the story...

Toff apologises to the Rees-Moggs

Since Georgia 'Toff' Toffolo was crowned queen of the I'm a Celeb... Get Me Out of Here jungle, the (majority of) Conservatives have been on a mission to hug their celebrity supporter close. In that vein, Toff was the centre of attention at this month's Black and White ball, where she attended as Stanley Johnson's guest. Happily her rising profile has not affected her manners. Writing in her Style column, Toff reveals that the first thing she did on arrival at the bash at the Natural History Museum was apologise to Jacob Rees-Mogg's wife Helena for calling her husband a 'sex god' in an interview: 'Stanley and I arrive and instantly bump into Jacob Rees-Mogg and his wife, Helena. So thin. Can’t believe she’s had six kids.

Gavin Williamson’s diplomatic incident

Since Gavin Williamson was appointed as Defence Secretary, the Conservative MP has been in a rush to prove his credentials. From battling the Treasury over proposed military cuts to posing with rescue dogs, Williamson certainly seems a man in a hurry. However, with speed comes mistakes. Today's Financial Times reports of a diplomatic gaffe committed by Williamson this week. Ahead of Theresa May's speech this weekend in Germany on a new security relationship with the EU, the Prime Minister has been doing her best to charm European leaders – recently hosting Emmanuel Macron. However, this week Williamson dismissed the importance of one of France in defence matters.

Tory MP’s Glastonbury blunder

George Freeman doesn't have the best record with regards to the Glastonbury music festival. The Conservative MP found himself the subject of light mockery this summer over his plans for a 'Tory Glastonbury'. Freeman organised the Big Tent Ideas Festival to try and reinvigorate his tired party. Now, he has tried to take aim at Glastonbury for failing where his festival will succeed. On hearing that plastic bottles will be banned at next year's Glastonbury festival, Freeman asked: 'why not THIS year?' He went on to say that – by comparison – there won't be any plastic bottles at this year's Big Tent (so there): Only there's a problem. The reason there is no plastic bottle ban at this year's Glastonbury is that...

Sarah Champion does a Leadsom

Here we go again. During the last Conservative leadership campaign, Andrea Leadsom came under fire for suggesting that having children made her a better choice to be prime minister than Theresa May. In an interview with the Times, the mother of three said having children meant she had 'a very real stake' in Britain's future. The furore over Leadsom's comments was a contributing factor in her decision to pull out of the contest. Now it seems that Sarah Champion has taken a lesson from the Leadsom rule book. In an interview with the House magazine, the Labour MP suggests that tackling child sexual abuse has taken a back seat since Theresa May became Prime Minister – lamenting that David Cameron had more of an interest because he is a...

Ukip’s woes go from bad to worse

Poor old Ukip. The party is already in dire straits, with its collapsing vote share, lack of funds and a laughing stock for a leader. You might think that things couldn't get any worse for Ukip. But you'd be wrong: the party’s troubles look to have just increased dramatically. Ukip has just been ordered to shell out for part of a £670,000 legal bill brought about as a result of a libel action made by three Labour MPs against Ukip MEP Jane Collins. The court order says: Ukip is already said to have little left in the bank, with reports that the party could struggle to afford to pay for another leadership contest if Bolton does get the boot. It is not known how much exactly Ukip will have to cough up as a result of this ruling, but Mr S.

Government’s Carillion fail

Oh dear. With the government already in the firing line over the decision to hand Carillion contracts despite profit warnings, ministers are attempting a damage limitation exercise as they deal with the fall-out of the company's collapse. So, Mr S suspects whoever wrote today's 'update' for Carillion workers will live to regret it. A 'news story' appeared on the government website this afternoon with an update for Carillion workers. The problem was that the update simply comprised of: 'Blaah' Somewhat unsurprisingly, the article has since been removed.

Janan Ganesh, citizen of… Washington, DC?

Theresa May's decision to launch a verbal attack on 'citizens of nowhere' backfired in the snap election when metropolitan voters turned on the Prime Minister over fears her Brexit vision was an inward one. Happily, citizens of nowhere have since found some champions of their own. Citizen-of-nowhere-in-chief Janan Ganesh, the Financial Times columnist, kindly wrote a column titled 'how to be a true citizen of nowhere': 'True, we tend to come from nowhere. I live in one continent, was born in another, but originate from a third. So I am not even from where I am from. I grew up in an ambiguous social class in one of those zone four neighbourhoods that are neither metropolitan nor Metroland. We have no identity to, as Sebastian’s protagonist puts it, “resign from”.