Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Vince Cable’s missed opportunity

This week the government narrowly avoided defeat on two government-backed amendments tabled by the European Research Group. In the end, the government squeaked through by just three votes. So, it didn't go down particularly well with the pro-EU crew that neither the former Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron or his successor, Vince Cable, bothered to turn up to vote. And the reason for the Lib Dem leader's absence? It turns out Sir Vince was busy discussing the creation of a new anti-Brexit centre-ground party at a secret dinner, as The Sunday Times reports. Instead of trying to start a new 'stop Brexit' party, Cable could have got closer to stopping Brexit by just doing his day job. Who knew?

Olly Robbins’ Brexit bonus

Theresa May's Brexit plan is going down badly and the EU is telling members states to step up preparations for 'no deal'. You'd be forgiven for thinking that Brexit isn't going entirely to plan. But this mess didn't stop the Prime Minister's Brexit guru Olly Robbins getting a bonus last year. Robbins was rewarded with a payment of between £15,000 and £20,000, according to figures released by the Department for Exiting the EU. As if that wasn't enough, Robbins also earned a salary of at least £80,000 before his transfer from the Brexit department to No.10. Whatever happens with Brexit, Robbins, at least, has plenty to smile about...

Kate Hoey on Jo Swinson vote pairing row: ‘she was okay to go on an anti-Trump demonstration’

Although the government managed to win the crunch customs union vote this week, the victory was short-lived thanks to a row over the fact Brandon Lewis voted despite being on a pairing arrangement with Lib Dem Jo Swinson – who missed the vote after recently giving birth. Today the Times reports that despite claims from the Chief Whip that it was all an 'honest mistake', two other Tory MPs were told by Julian Smith that they should vote on Tuesday despite being paired. On Wednesday, Kate Hoey waded into the row. Only the Labour MP – who voted with the government on Tuesday – has questioned the behaviour of not just the Tories but Swinson too.

Jacob Rees-Mogg backs Boris

Boris Johnson's resignation speech wasn't the Geoffrey Howe moment some had built it up to be. But the former Foreign Secretary's critique of Theresa May's Brexit policy certainly gave Tory MPs food for thought. Johnson made clear he thought the policy amounted to Brexit in name only – and pushed for a change of course. Given that the Prime Minister shows no sign of backing down and is adamant hers is the right way, this presents the Brexiteers with a problem. Despite their insistence they would rather May stay in office, will this position be tenable in two months time if nothing has changed? And who could they turn to should they need someone to step up and challenge May? Perhaps a clue can be found in Jacob Rees-Mogg's endorsement of Johnson's speech.

‘I’m literally a communist’ T-shirt – literally free market economics

Last week, the left-wing blogger Ash Sarkar told Piers Morgan she was 'literally a communist' after the pair got into a heated debate over her decision to protest Donald Trump's visit to the UK when she hadn't done the same for Barack Obama. Since then, the clip has gone viral and Sarkar – who works for Novara Media – has been rebranded as a liberal champion – with Teen Vogue even chipping in. Now Novara Media is keen to cash in. The blog has released a new t-shirt to its online shop emblazoned 'I'm literally a communist'. Only rather than, say, practise communism and dispensing them 'from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs' – the site appears to have opted to follow free market principles on this occasion.

Blue on Blue: Nadine Dorries attacks Anna Soubry – ‘they’ve lost the plot’

Oh dear. As No 10 attempt to stop more Commons rebellions today on the customs bill, relations between Tory Remain rebels and Tory Brexiteers have hit an all-time low – and that's saying something. Appearing on the Daily Politics, Nadine Dorries launched a broadside against Anna Soubry over her comments in the Chamber on Monday – when the Tory MP accused her Brexiteer colleagues with a 'gold-plated pension and inherited wealth' of backing Brexit to the detriment of people's jobs. One such Brexiteer colleague's response? Dorries just described it as 'one of the worst moments that we have ever seen or witnessed in the chamber'. https://twitter.

Dominic Raab’s special turn

Theresa May's government may be on the verge of collapse but it's still business as usual on the Westminster summer party scene. At think tank Freer's summer party at the Institute of Economic Affairs, Liz Truss introduced the new Brexit Secretary Dominic Raab – finding time to send him up after he was outed for having the same Pret lunch every day: 'Freedom to choose is very important to me. I want the freedom to be able to eat a donut or drink a glass of wine. Our speaker tonight wants the freedom to eat the same meal at Pret a Manger every day of the week — and I applaud that freedom!

Theresa May’s big problem? Her ‘passion for what’s workable,’ says Tory MP

Andrea Jenkyns is regarded by many Tory MPs as a Brexit champion – after the Conservative MP for Morley pre-emptively quit last month as a PPS to fight for Brexit. Since then Jenkyns has become one of the loudest voices calling for a new tack from No 10 in the negotiations. However, Mr S can't help but wonder whether Jenkyn's latest intervention didn't land quite as she had intended. In an interview with the Telegraph, the Tory MP attempts to criticise the Prime Minister for not being a true Brexiteer – not because she's a Remainer but because her passion is... 'what's workable' 'It is time for her to go. I don't think she has passion for either Remain or Brexit, I think she has a passion for what's workable.

Justine Greening’s change of heart

Over the weekend, Theresa May attempted to stem the growing Eurosceptic rebellion by warning Brexiteer MPs that if they didn't back her Chequers proposal, they risked not Brexit at all. Tory activists and MPs were quick to slam what they saw as a threat. But is there one group of Tory MPs who at least buy May's 'my Brexit or no Brexit' argument? Mr S only asks after Justine Greening today called for a second referendum. The Remain-leaning MP write in the Times that May's plan is the worst of both worlds and says a three-way referendum at the end of the Brexit process is required – offering voters a choice between the PM’s deal, a no-deal Brexit or staying in the EU.

Donald Trump is talking fake news about Brexit

In Trumpland, the truth is what you say it is. Donald Trump says he was at his golf course at Turnberry, in Scotland, the day before the Brexit vote, and that he predicted then that Brexit would happen. He told the Sun newspaper yesterday. Clearly, nobody has told him otherwise, because the President doubled down on the claim at his press conference with Theresa May this afternoon. He said: 'I was opening Turnberry the day before Brexit and all they wanted to talk about was Brexit and I said I think Brexit would happen and it did happen.'  Never mind that Donald Trump in fact cut the ribbon at Turnberry on June 24, the day after the Brexit vote. Steerpike was there. You can watch it here. You can check it anywhere.

Tory minister: Boris Johnson would make a terrible PM

It's all kicking off in the Conservative party. After a week of Eurosceptic rebellion, resignations and in-fighting, Theresa May has been dealt another blow to her Brexit position in the form of President Trump. The US President has used an interview with the Sun to criticise the UK Prime Minister and appear to rule out a UK/US trade deal. He also appeared to open the door to backing a successor for May – telling the paper that Boris Johnson would make a great prime minister. Alas not everyone agrees. Margot James – a DCMS minister – has taken to social media to say that, actually, her colleague would be 'terrible': https://twitter.com/margot_james_mp/status/1017659937491771392 The Conservative party, 2018.

Watch: Nigel Farage on winding up Team Trump ahead of UK visit

President Trump's official UK visit has turned into a nightmare for Downing Street after the US President used an interview with the Sun to suggest Theresa May had wrecked Brexit and a UK/US deal could be off the table. The comments are a gift to those Brexiteers pushing for May to change course and alter her Brexit blueprint. So, is it pure coincidence Trump has taken the side of May's Brexit critics? Mr S only asks after Nigel Farage last night set the cat among the pigeons on BBC's This Week. In an interview with Andrew Neil, the Ukip leader suggested that he had been winding up Trump and his team on Brexit and was a guiding spirit behind the Sun interview: https://twitter.com/bbcthisweek/status/1017545125050773504 AN: You've also been winding up Team Trump, haven't you?

Trump on May’s Brexit plan: ‘I don’t know if that is what they voted for’

Theresa May's Chequers' Brexit blueprint hasn't got off to the best start this week. Before the white paper has even been published, she has seen her Brexit Secretary and Foreign Secretary quit – along with a growing backbench rebellion. Now President Trump has offered his verdict – and it's not what you could call a diplomatic help: 'I am going to a pretty hot spot right now with a lot of resignations. I would say Brexit is Brexit. The people voted to break it up so I would imagine that's what they would do, but maybe they're taking a different route - I don't know if that is what they voted for.' On May's plan, Trump says it seems as though the UK is 'getting at least partially involved back with the European Union'.

Trump protests: Ash Sarkar vs Piers Morgan – ‘I’m a communist, you idiot!’

As the protesters gather for President Trump's impending visit to the UK, a debate is going on over whether it's all got a bit too much. Given that the US president managed to visit Emmanuel Macron in France with little hoo-ha, are some Brits overreacting over this instance of international diplomacy? That was the topic of conversation at least on the Good Morning Britain this morning. In an interview, Piers Morgan accused Ash Sarkar – the left-wing blogger – of hypocrisy for protesting Trump's visit over his policy of splitting families on the Mexican border when she hadn't done the same for her 'hero' Obama's previous visit over his own border policy. Only there was one problem – Sarkar isn't an Obama fan, she 's a 'communist – you idiot!': https://twitter.

Martin Selmayr takes a pop at English football fans

There is no love lost between the so-called ‘monster of Brussels’ Martin Selmayr and the British government, but it is English football fans that Selmayr has chosen to take a dig at in his latest tweet. Just moments after England were knocked out of the World Cup last night, Selmayr – who previously served as Juncker's chief of staff – tweeted this: https://twitter.com/MartinSelmayr/status/1017146257872248834?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Selmayr's jibe didn't just go down badly with Brexiteers, though, with even Tim Farron joining in the backlash against the Brussels bureaucrat: https://twitter.com/timfarron/status/1017188403518025729?

Watch: Theresa May dodges Donald Trump’s handshake

When Theresa May first met Donald Trump, she was pictured strolling arm-in-arm with the president through the grounds of the White House. But a lot has happened in the 18 months since that meeting, and now it seems May doesn't even want to touch the Donald's hand. When Trump greeted the Prime Minister at the Nato summit in Brussels, May refused to shake the president's hand. Perhaps Trump's overtures to Boris Johnson haven't gone down well...

Gary Lineker tops the BBC pay league

Whether or not England win their World Cup semi-final tonight, one thing is guaranteed: Gary Lineker has plenty to be happy about. The Match of the Day host, who flogs crisps and virtue signals on Twitter when he isn’t on the telly, has topped the BBC’s pay league for the first time. Lineker’s earnings last year of at least £1.75m means that he has overtaken Chris Evans to bag the top spot in taking home licence fee payers’ cash. The last time his earnings were published, Lineker doubled down by suggesting that he could earn more elsewhere. Will he do the same this time?

Breaking: John Cleese will leave England

Back in May, John Cleese promised to leave England if MPs voting not to go ahead with Leveson 2. At the time Mr S was left asking: is he a man of his word? Happily, Steerpike can confirm that he is. Speaking on Newsnight, Cleese told Emily Maitlis that he had decided to leave the country as a result of that vote. And where will he be going? As of the autumn, Cleese will be sunning himself on the island of Nevis – which has a population of just 11,000 – in the Caribbean. https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/1016806572511526913 What ever could have attracted him to the location?

Return of the flying monkey

The television cameras may have packed up from College Green but Theresa May's troubles over her Brexit position are far from over. Suspicion is growing in government that the two Tory vice chair resignations on Tuesday are part of a coordinated campaign by Tory Brexiteers to ramp up the pressure on the PM over her Chequers deal. And who could be behind it? Well, Mr S can't help but wonder how Steve Baker is enjoying his return to the backbench after quitting as a DexEU minister on Sunday. During the EU referendum, Baker was deployed by Vote Leave as a ‘flying monkey’ to turn up the ‘pressure on David Cameron’ in the Commons. Baker later boasted of the Guerrilla tactics he engaged in. Has the flying monkey returned to the wild?

Tory MPs scrap over World Cup semi-final

Just this weekend, the Tories were joining others in rounding on Labour for trying to politicise the World Cup – with a call for a bank holiday. But with the Conservative party now in the midst of blue-on-blue warfare over Theresa May's Brexit position, that memo appears to have gone out of the window. Ahead of England's World Cup semi final match against Croatia on Wednesday, Henry Smith – the Conservative MP – took to Twitter to complain of an invite he had received from Chief Whip Julian Smith on behalf of No 10. The problem? He had been invited to watch the England match at Downing Street – but given that May 'isn't bringing Brexit home' he thought it would be a 'bad omen' to attend: https://twitter.