Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Chuka Umunna, The Alternative

A few weeks ago, it was reported that Sajid Javid likes to refer to himself as ‘The Saj'. While the Home Secretary has repeatedly denied the claims, the tendency to refer to one in the third person appears to be catching. The Times reports that Liz Truss has been known to go by 'The Truss' (though ‘The Chief’ has also been used). Now it seems the latest ambitious Member of Parliament with a penchant for the third person is Chuka Umunna. Except he’s a been bit more obvious. The TIG MP's website now includes the subtitle - ‘The Alternative’. It seems picture location faux paxs are in the Westmisnter water… Mr S reckons 'The Chuka' has a better chance of catching on...

Fiona Onasanya loses her appeal against conviction

Today was the last chance for the former Labour MP Fiona Onasanya MP to protest her innocence, as she appealed her conviction for perverting the course of justice. The Peterborough MP was sentenced to three months in jail this January for lying to police to avoid a speeding ticket, but has since been released from jail. At her appeal this afternoon at the Royal Courts of Justice, Onasanya decided to represent herself, which is odd considering her hefty MP's salary, and also turned up without any papers, which is strange considering that she used to be a solicitor. Mr Steerpike can, unsurprisingly, report that it didn’t end well, and the MP lost the appeal.

Revealed: Corbyn’s policy director defends member suspended for anti-Semitism

A fresh war broke out this week between Labour MPs and the party leadership over how impartial Labour has been when dealing with anti-Semitism disciplinary cases. The fighting began after the Observer reported this weekend that Corbyn advisor Andrew Murray had personally lobbied for the party to be more lenient toward a member accused of defending an anti-Semitic mural. Labour HQ has since hit back and insisted that 'Any suggestion that staff in the leader’s office overturned recommendations on individual cases is categorically untrue.' But Mr Steerpike wonders if Labour MPs are right to be worried about meddling, when Corbyn's top advisors have shown themselves willing to defend their friends and allies who have been accused of anti-Semitism.

A brief history of Chris Grayling’s failings

Chris Grayling is back in the news – and once again it is for all the wrong reasons. The transport secretary is facing calls to quit over his handling of the Brexit ferry debacle, which led to the Government having to shell out £33m of taxpayers' money to Eurotunnel. Grayling said 'however regrettable the Eurotunnel court action was, we had to take a decision to protect the interests of the country in the circumstances of a no deal Brexit'. So who is to blame? The whole Cabinet, according to Grayling, who insisted the decision that led to the payout was taken collectively. Of course, this is far from the first time the hapless Grayling has found himself in hot water.

New York Times goes easy on ‘Failing Grayling’

Chris Grayling has managed to take the government's 'Global Britain' agenda up a gear this week with an appearance in the New York Times. The under fire Transport Secretary is the subject of a blistering editorial in the American paper (which has developed a penchant for negative UK stories these days) titled 'How Does He Survive? The Curious Case of ‘Failing Grayling’. The paper claims Grayling has 'bumbled his way from one government post to another' starring 'in a black comedy sideshow of his own'. Yet it's fair to say that in one respect the paper has gone easy on him. In the print article, it cites that the Labour party has calculated that Chris Grayling's misadventures have cost British taxpayers £2.7 million. However, it's actually £2.

Which Tory MPs don’t call themselves Conservative online?

Are Tory MPs actually proud to be Tories? Following recent defections from the party and the ever-present backdrop of Brexit in-fighting, it's a question being heard more and more around Westminster. There are mutterings of parties within parties and the Independent Group has said it expects another wave of defections, highlighting just how low Conservative morale has become. In a bid to track how Conservatives feel about their own party at the moment, Mr S has been through the Twitter accounts of every Tory MP to see who is still showing their Conservative credentials online and who is shrouding their social media allegiance in ambiguity. Interestingly, out of the 263 Conservative MPs on Twitter, only 143 have any mention of their party at all.

David Lammy’s strange spat with Comic Relief

David Lammy has taken a break from talking about Brexit – to take a pop at Comic Relief. In a strange turn of events, the Labour MP, investigative journalist Stacey Dooley, and Comic Relief have become embroiled in an online spat this morning. The row began when Lammy complained about a film Dooley was making with Comic Relief in Uganda, which Lammy suggested perpetuated stereotypes of Africa, arguing 'The world does not need any more white saviours.' Dooley duly responded that if Lammy was so worried about a white woman raising awareness, perhaps he could go over there instead. https://twitter.com/StaceyDooley/status/1100825979981889536 A fair point you might think.

Rebecca Long-Bailey: the new shadow Brexit secretary?

Ever since deputy leader Tom Watson called for a shakeup of the Labour frontbench last week, in response to the departure of several MPs to the Independent Group, rumours have flown around Westminister that Jeremy Corbyn may be preparing for a reshuffle. But could it already have begun? Mr Steerpike spotted in a Labour press release last night that the Corbyn devotee Rebecca Long-Bailey, who is currently the shadow business secretary, seems to have been given a promotion.

Listen: Tom Watson damns Jeremy Corbyn with faint praise

Relations between the deputy leader of the Labour party, Tom Watson, and Jeremy Corbyn have reached something of a nadir in recent weeks. After a group of MPs left the party to form the Independent Group, Watson called on Labour to do more to tackle anti-Semitism within its ranks, and has continued to pile pressure on the leadership over its handling of the issue. Watson was on the airwaves this morning, to speak about the suspension of Chris Williamson and the state of the party more generally. But even for his standards, he struggled to display any enthusiasm about Labour's current leader. Asked by the Today programme presenter Nick Robinson, what should be a simple question for a deputy leader: is Jeremy Corbyn fit to be be Prime Minister?

Chris Williamson has been suspended from the Labour Party

It's been a long time coming, but the Corbynite MP, Chris Williamson, has finally been suspended from Labour following his comments about anti-Semitism in the Party this week. The suspension follows the emergence of a video yesterday which showed Williamson speaking at a Sheffield Momentum event, saying that Labour had been 'too apologetic' for anti-Semitism. That same day, Williamson had come under fire for booking a room in parliament for a film screening about the 'unfair' expulsion of former Labour member Jackie Walker, who had been suspended in 2016 for making alleged anti-Semitic comments on Facebook, and saying that Jews were responsible for the African slave-trade.

Has the Prime Minister snubbed the Liaison Committee?

In November last year, Theresa May was hauled in front of the Liaison Committee (a super committee made up of the chairs of other select committees) to be grilled about her Brexit strategy. It's fair to say that it didn't go particularly well for the Prime Minister, who faced barbed questions from the likes of Sarah Wollaston and Yvette Cooper about her fitness to lead, and whether she had adequately prepared for the negotiations. It appears that the memory left such a bad taste in the Prime Minister's mouth, that she's been avoiding the committee ever since. In a series of letters exchanged between Wollaston (the chair) and the PM,  May has sought to avoid appearing in front of the committee again, though outlining her commitment to attend at least three times a year.

Watch: Kate Hoey’s damning verdict on the Independent Group

Labour's shift towards a second referendum has not gone down well with the party's MP for Vauxhall. So will Kate Hoey be joining the gang of defectors and throwing her lot in with the Independent Group? Don't bet on it. Hoey said she had no plans to sign up with what she called 'that little rump'. Hoey also told the BBC's Politics Live that the TIGers were 'obsessed about staying in the European Union'. Here is her damning verdict on the new party: I made it very clear that I was going to be supporting the referendum, even though I was in a Remain seat. Some of the people who have left the party made very clear statements that they would honour the referendum, I've seen them on television. And yet, they've gone against that.

Watch: Sajid Javid gets into a muddle over Brexit

Brexit is confusing for the best of us, but Mr S. would hope that the Home Secretary would at least manage to stay abreast of the latest developments of Britain's withdrawal from the EU. Unfortunately not. Popping up in front of MPs at the Home Affairs Committee, 'The Saj' got in a muddle when asked whether the Government would be backing the Costa amendment on guaranteeing EU citizens rights under no-deal. Here's what happened: Sajid Javid: You asked me what was wrong with that (the Costa) amendment? Stuart McDonald: Yes SJ: Nothing SM: So the Government is supporting it then? SJ: Yes. When was the Government not supporting that? SM: Yesterday SJ: From who (did you hear that)? SM: The Prime Minister SJ: Did you? Well, OK.

Seven things we learnt from an evening with Jacob Rees-Mogg

This evening Jacob Rees-Mogg joined Rod Liddle in being able to say he has sold out the London Palladium for a Spectator event. The arch-Brexiteer appeared before a packed crowd – of over 2,000 – for an in conversation with editor Fraser Nelson. Despite a busy day in the Commons on Brexit and a spot on the stage, the Moggster still found time in the interval to help out on the ice cream stall. Here are seven Rees-Mogg takeaways from the event: 1. Most people who want to delay Brexit want to stop Brexit In reference to the news today that Theresa May will give MPs a chance to vote to delay Brexit, Rees-Mogg said he questioned the motives of the politicians pushing to extend Article 50: 'Most people who want a delay want to stop Brexit.

Watch: Theresa May channels her inner meerkat

Shortly after she came to power, Theresa May's stilted delivery, robotic responses and inability to answer even the simplest of questions led to her being dubbed the Maybot. It is a name which has stuck with the PM ever since. But now it seems as if May has undergone a startling transition: from Maybot to Meerbot. In a statement today in the House of Commons, May responded to a question from the SNP's Ian Blackford about Brexit, by saying that the best way to avoid no deal was to back her own Brexit deal with the EU.

Exclusive: Tony Blair responds to Labour’s second referendum policy

In yet another dramatic twist in the Brexit saga, Jeremy Corbyn announced this evening that Labour would now back a public vote on the outcome of the Brexit deal - albeit with some major caveats. His decision to support a second referendum has been met with delight by Remain supporting Labour MPs, who have been hoping for months that their famously Eurosceptic leader would eventually come round to supporting a People's Vote. But Mr Steerpike can reveal that one ardent Remainer and former Labour leader is still somewhat sceptical about whether today's announcement will bring about the end of Brexit.

The Independent Group’s democratic deficit

The TIGgers will be hoping to spark an immediate bounce of interest today as they hold their inaugural meeting as a ‘party’. However, it seems cracks are already beginning to appear amongst the newfound chums. Until now, the only thing the Independent Group seemed able to agree on, beyond a desire for a People’s Vote, was their own steadfast refusal to hold by-elections following their defections -  which seemed to contradict their heartfelt belief that overturning one democratic vote requires another. But, rather awkwardly, one of the merry bunch seems to have considered this before.

Theresa May takes her cue from Italy

Theresa May flew to Egypt's Sharm el-Sheikh yesterday to meet with EU leaders and to desperately seek a compromise on the backstop which she can take back home to her MPs. But it appears in her efforts to win over the EU's hearts, May might be taking a rather unorthodox approach to the negotiations. Last night, ITV's Robert Peston reported that a game of pool had taken place between the Italian prime minister, Giuseppe Conte and Theresa May in the Egyptian resort town. Shortly afterwards the Italian premier released this video of the two playing: https://twitter.

The New York Times continues its doom and gloom Brexit coverage

When it comes to Brexit, the New York Times has a track record in prophesying doom and gloom. Last year, the paper's coverage included the suggestion that everyone in London was eating boiled mutton and porridge until a few years ago and that nervous citizens are stockpiling food for a Brexit emergency, Mr S. is saddened but not surprised to report that the Times is still at it. And this week, the paper hit new heights of fantasy. ‘Roads gridlocked with trucks. Empty supermarket shelves. An economy thrown into paralysis,’ a would-be novelist named Scott Reyburn wrote earlier this week. His story, ‘As Brexit Looms, the Art World Prepares for the Fallout’, was recycled as a front-page item on the Times’s international edition.

Andrew Adonis’s case for a second referendum falls flat

It’s Andrew Adonis’s birthday and how better for him to mark the occasion than with a tweet about Brexit? Adonis, who has busied himself as chief cheerleader for the campaign to stop Brexit, took to Twitter today to deliver his verdict on how he thought momentum towards a second referendum had grown beyond all doubt: But Mr S. isn’t convinced that the example he used really helped advance his cause. In the 2016 referendum, Islington was one of the top five strongholds for Remain in the entire country, with 75.2 per cent of voters opting for Britain to stay put in the EU. It seems that in the years since, in Islington at least, little has changed.