Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Gavin Barwell’s new number

The switchboard operators at 10 Downing Street are well-known for their precision and professionalism, as they dutifully connect callers to the Prime Minister, and the Prime Minister to senior officials, dignitaries and foreign leaders around the world. But it appears that they had an uncharacteristic slip-up the other day. The Daily Mail's Sebastian Shakespeare reports that when a senior civil servant in a major Whitehall department recently rang the line and asked for Gavin Barwell, Theresa May's chief of staff, they clearly were misheard by the Number 10 switchboard. After a short pause, the senior civil servant, no doubt expecting to discuss important matters of state, was instead connected to Take That star Gary Barlow. It's easy to confuse the pair after all.

Liz Truss’s numbers problem

With Theresa May on the way out, the Prime Minister's Cabinet colleagues are gearing up for the upcoming Tory leadership contest. While several of the would-be candidates have openly declared their intention to run – Andrea Leadsom, Rory Stewart and Esther McVey – others prefer to run a covert campaign operation behind the scenes. Of the favourites to succeed May, both Jeremy Hunt and Dominic Raab are thought to have significant support when it comes to the number of MPs who will back them. Meanwhile, James Brokenshire has been stealing the headlines thanks to a paper interview in which it was revealed that he owns four ovens.

Full text: Geoffrey Cox’s Onward speech – ‘if I can raise any humour tonight it’s going to be gallows humour’

When Geoffrey Cox stood on stage at Conservative conference and gave a speech to introduce Theresa May, the newly appointed Attorney General managed to steal the show. Cox managed to bring the house down with his Mufasa-inspired routine – quoting poetry as he called on members to get behind the Prime Minister. At Tuesday night's Onward event – to celebrate the Conservative think tank's first year – Cox cut a more sombre figure.

Peter Bone: Tory members want May to resign before the EU elections

Oh dear. With Theresa May's government seemingly on its last legs, it appears that party discipline has all but disappeared on the Conservative benches. The signs of discontent were clear at PMQs today when Tory MP and Brexiteer Peter Bone was given the chance to ask a question, but instead used the opportunity to pass on the views of his local Conservative members to the Prime Minister. Noting how they had been committed to the party for over twenty years and had been knocking on doors for the party 'week in, week out', Bone said that they now wanted a no-deal Brexit, and: 'More importantly, they've lost confidence in the Prime Minister, and wish her to resign before the European elections. Prime Minister what message do you have to say to these dedicated and loyal Conservatives?

Lead Change UK candidate backs the Lib Dems 

After a series of dreadful polls, self-inflicted blunders, and a resurgence of the Lib Dems, the Remainer party Change UK / Independent Group has struggled to justify its existence as we get closer to the European elections. The party was formed, after all, on the presumption that the Lib Dems (who did remarkably well in the local elections) were a spent electoral force, unable to carry the Remainer torch. Now it appears that even Change UK's candidates in the European elections are wondering if there's any point. Today, in a remarkable statement, the top of Change UK's candidate list in Scotland, David Macdonald, has announced that people should back the Lib Dems instead of his own party.

‘Stand your ground in the European elections’ – Amber Rudd’s Onward address

With Theresa May set to leave office this year, the race is on to find her successor. Cabinet ministers are at pains to emphasise their leadership credentials. On Tuesday evening, Amber Rudd used a speech at think tank Onward’s first birthday party to share her views on the current situation. The Work and Pensions Secretary joked - to a crowd that included Rory Stewart, James Brokenshire and Geoffrey Cox - that the current Tory leadership was male dominated before going on to lay out her view on the European elections and what the Tory tactic ought to be: ‘Over the past year my own circumstances have changed so much. For example, getting in a cab is now a more personal experience. “Amber Rudd?” “Yes that’s me.” “Is the Bodyguard real?

Change UK: party of the one per cent

Over in the states, the Republicans are often disparagingly called the 'party of the one per cent', referring to their alleged support for the richest tier of the country's wealthy elite. But it appears that in the UK, another party could take their throne when it comes to representing the smallest section of society possible. New polling released today by Kantar shows that the Remainer party Change UK has slipped down the rankings even further since its launch in February. When those polled were asked how they would vote in the next general election, only one per cent said they now support Change UK / The Independent Group: https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/1128258417733316608 By comparison, the Greens are polling at three per cent, the SNP at five per cent and Ukip at four.

The Times has a bad Day

The Times prides itself as being the newspaper of record, but today it made an uncharacteristic blunder in its obituary of American actress and singer Doris Day. In the obituary, it featured a reference to the actress’ role in the 1965 film How to Murder Your Wife, saying: 'She starred in a couple of dreadful films, with titles such as How to Murder Your Wife.' Unfortunately, it seems that something went awry in the Times’ research, as Day in fact never appeared in the American satire, which instead features Virna Lisi. Mr Steerpike notes that as well featuring in ‘a couple of dreadful films’, the late Mrs Day can now add to her resumé starring in a couple of dreadful obituaries as well – a glimmering posthumous career.

Watch: Crispin Blunt calls for a coalition with the Brexit party

It's fair to say that Theresa May's decision to indulge in cross-party talks with Labour have not gone down well with Brexiteers in her party so far. This itself is no surprise, the talks involve two very unpalatable things for Tory MPs: working with Jeremy Corbyn, and adding a customs union to the Withdrawal Agreement (which would prevent the UK striking new trade deals). But it appears Tory Brexiteers have not given up on unusual coalitions altogether. Last night the Tory MP Crispin Blunt was on Newsnight, and reflecting on the party's disastrous polling ahead of the European elections, called for the Tories to 'reinvent ourselves properly as a Brexit party'.

Full interview: Ben Shapiro vs Andrew Neil

Ben Shapiro is the famous, fast-talking conservative pundit who regularly ‘owns’ aggressive university students with his quick wit and rapid repartee in America. Alas, Shapiro isn’t so ‘crazy smart’ when he comes up against difficult questions from a real interviewer. Yesterday he just couldn’t cope with an interrogation from the BBC’s Andrew Neil. He decided that Neil must be a typical BBC leftist (complaining at one point that he'd never heard of him) and had an epic tantrum, before storming out of the studio. https://twitter.com/RobBurl/status/1126816217669488640 He then realised his blunder, and that he'd confused rigorous questioning with "political Leftism" and was about to become a laughing stock.

Watch: Rachel Johnson compares Change UK to the royal birth

When things don't go to plan, it's natural to use stories to put things into context. Theresa May earlier this week compared her flagging Brexit deal to Liverpool's surprise comeback against Barcelona. While on This Week, the new Change UK MEP candidate, Rachel Johnson, sought to find a way to put her fledgling party's woes into context. When asked by host Andrew Neil why she had moved from the Lib Dems, when her new party seemed to be on life support, and asked if she was the first rat to join a sinking ship, Johnson surprisingly tried to compare the Independent Group's 'teething issues' to the royal birth, saying: 'I'm going to mention Meghan's birth. She had a lovely idea that she was going to have a home birth at Frogmore cottage, in the end she was medevaced to the Portland.

Change UK’s Peterborough by-election no-show

The Brexit Party has had a further boost in the polls today, but as Nigel Farage's fledgling group continues to hoover up support from both main parties, the story on the other side has been rather different. Start-up pro-remain party Change UK has been locked in a rivalry with its doppelgänger, the Lib Dems, achieving exactly nothing in terms of progress but creating a healthy groundswell of remainer exasperation on Twitter. Even the Change UK activists' networks have been infected with a creeping feeling of futility, with many struggling to name a good reason to not vote for the Lib Dems or give a solid defence for why their new party even exists.

Listen: Rachel Johnson can’t name a single Lib Dem policy she disagrees with

It seems inevitable that the European elections this month will be seen as a litmus test of the British public's attitude to Brexit, especially when it comes to a second referendum. And, if Nigel Farage's Brexit party triumphs over the Remain coalition, the case for a People's Vote will be weaker than ever. So as you can imagine, the Lib Dems and Greens (as two parties backing a second referendum) are deeply unhappy that a third, Change UK, has joined the fray and will further split the Remain vote on 23 May. They may be even unhappier though when they realise that Change UK candidates aren't even sure why they're not Lib Dems.

Listen: Mike Gapes caught out over Change UK funding

With less than a month to go until the European elections, and with Nigel Farage's new Brexit party surging in the polls, pressure is continuing to build on Change UK – The Independent Group, whose performance has been far less impressive than its rival. Seeking to change that, was Change UK MP Mike Gapes, who went on Iain Dale's LBC radio show to sell his party to the public. The former Labour MP started off strongly, by attacking the source of the Brexit Party's funds, saying: 'Well it'll be interesting to see the huge amounts of funding Nigel Farage has had from various dubious sources.

Which Tory MPs have apologised to Roger Scruton?

What does it mean to be a Conservative? It's a question that most of the Tory front bench might struggle to answer these days, but if they were looking for guidance, they could do worse than heading to a packed Emmanuel Centre in London this evening. There, author, journalist and Spectator Associate Editor Douglas Murray was joined by the philosopher and housing tsar Sir Roger Scruton, as they discussed the future of Conservatism. The pair covered a large amount of ground over the course of the evening, as they mulled over the reasons the Conservative Party had abandoned its right-wing roots, the left's advantage in communicating slogans, and the role of beauty, hope and love in modern Britain.

Change UK / TIG’s Twitter name gaffe

Whether it's the Remainer group's shambolic name change, it's bizarre choice of logo, or unwise decision to snub an electoral pact with the Lib Dems, Change UK / TIG has not exactly established a reputation for competence in the few months since it was founded. But it appears the group hasn't given up making new gaffes just yet. Following the political party's decision to change its name from the Independent Group to Change UK, it decided to update its Twitter handle today: from @TheIndGroup to the rather strange @ForChange_Now. Unfortunately, it seems the breakaway MPs didn't realise that someone might take over their old account handle once it had been vacated. And, in a matter of minutes, the @TheIndGroup account was hijacked by an individual campaigning for a hard Brexit.

Brexit Party makes Peterborough wait for by-election candidate

With a Peterborough by-election scheduled for early June, there's talk that it could lead to Parliament's first Brexit Party MP. After disgraced former Labour MP Fiona Onasanya was forced out following a recall petition in light of her conviction for perverting the course of justice, Labour, the Conservatives and Nigel Farage's Brexit Party are all vying to clinch the Labour/Tory marginal. The Brexit Party are currently surging in the polls – and could fare well in the Leave constituency. So, what better platform on which to reveal the party's new candidate than Tuesday night's Brexit Party rally in... Peterborough? So far, the rumour mill has been in overdrive with Nigel Farage, Annunziata Rees-Mogg and even George Galloway tipped for the role.

Gavin Williamson’s cheerful goodbye

When the former defence secretary Gavin Williamson was fired from his position on Wednesday, for allegedly leaking information related to Huawei, China hawks in the Cabinet lost a key ally in their fight against the company's involvement in the UK 5G network. The defence secretary was said to be one of five Cabinet ministers against Huawei's bid, with Jeremy Hunt, Liam Fox, Sajid Javid and Penny Mordaunt also allegedly wary of the company's closeness to the Chinese state, and the possibility it could use the network to spy on UK citizens. But while they may have been disappointed to lose another voice in Cabinet against the Chinese telecoms behemoth, elsewhere in London it appears that champagne corks may have been popping at the defence secretary's demise.

Baldrick quits Labour

Things are going from bad to worse for Jeremy Corbyn. Labour has had a dismal night in the polls, losing nearly 100 councillors when the party had hoped to make gains at the Tories' expense. And now Tony Robinson – the actor best known for playing Baldrick in Blackadder – has said he is quitting Labour after nearly 50 years. Here is his verdict on the party: https://twitter.com/Tony_Robinson/status/1124297214472400898?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Can things get any more miserable for Jeremy Corbyn? As an exasperated Blackadder might say, I think the phrase rhymes with Clucking Bell...

Jeremy Hunt’s human touch

MPs often struggle to bring out their human side when they’re on social media. Often, while ministers would like to give the impression that they are personally sending out warm replies and heartfelt facebook messages, in reality they have dedicated advisors writing posts for them. It seems that Jeremy Hunt might have been caught out by this today, when he sought to congratulate the NHS campaigner Deb Hazeldine on receiving her MBE. Presumably copying and pasting a message sent from an advisor, Hunt accidentally tweeted out that: 'How about: Deb I am so sorry you and your mum had to suffer so much but she would be so proud of the changes brought about by your campaigning.