Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Laura Pidcock: I don’t miss being in the same room as Tories

Leading members of Labour's left-wing met on Thursday evening to rally the troops and reflect on what went wrong in the election. 'I'm sure we've all had a good time to mourn and analyse what went wrong and why we didn't win the election,' uttered the chair opening the event. 'I think there were many factors that led to the defeat but I think there is one thing we should be absolutely clear about and that is that there was nothing wrong with Jeremy Corbyn's leadership.' The hall erupted into applause. Her comments set the tone for the rest of the evening: whoever was to blame, it wasn't Jeremy Corbyn. So, beyond the irreproachable leadership, what was responsible for Labour's worst defeat in almost a century? 'It was the media lies', the chair reassured the crowd.

Watch: Laurence Fox’s Question Time clash over Meghan

'Let's be really clear about what this is,' said a Question Time audience member of Meghan's treatment by the press: 'let's call it by its name: it's racism'. Not so, said Laurence Fox, who was on the Question Time panel. 'It's not racism. We're the most tolerant, lovely country in Britain,' he insisted. But that response was enough to fire up the audience member, who told him: 'What worries me about your comment is, you are a white privileged male who has never experienced'. 'I can't help what I am...so to call me a white privileged male is to be racist', said Fox. Twelve hours on from Question Time, Fox is refusing to back down.

Watch: ‘Red Wall’ Tory MP Dehenna Davison’s Maiden speech

This afternoon, the newly elected Conservative MP for Bishop Auckland, Dehenna Davison, delivered her first speech in the House of Commons. The northern MP, the first ever Tory to take her Durham seat since it was formed in 1885, has already caused a bit of a stir in Westminster, and been at the forefront of the new intake of 'Red Wall' Tory MPs who managed to seize Labour's working-class heartlands in the 2019 election. In her Maiden speech, the Tory MP described herself as 'chuffed' to be in the House of Commons and representing the people of Bishop Auckland, before delivering an impassioned defence of her constituency's 'industrial heartlands', Blue Collar Toryism, the police and NHS.

Will Jeremy Hunt turn government inquisitor?

When Jeremy Hunt made it to the final two of the Conservative leadership contest, many presumed this meant he had secured at the very least a senior job in Boris Johnson's Cabinet. Alas it wasn't to be. When Johnson won, the then-foreign secretary was swiftly offered the role of defence secretary. He declined – insisting that he wanted to stay put. As a result, Hunt was shown the door. So, how does the MP for South West Surrey plan to spend his days now he is a mere backbencher? Rumours abound in Westminster that Hunt is considering putting himself forward for a coveted select committee chairmanship – the Health and Social Care Committee. Mr S understands that a number of MPs have been approached about potential support for the former health secretary.

Has Julian Smith just saved himself from a reshuffle chop?

After the election, when discussions turned to Boris Johnson's inevitable cabinet reshuffle, most pundits were certain Julian Smith was destined for the door. The Northern Ireland secretary had made himself unpopular with No. 10 following several cabinet table outburst - the most notable being over Johnson's decision to prorogue parliament. So when it was announced that power-sharing would resume at Stormont, some speculated that Smith may have earnt himself a reprieve. Boris Johnson all but confirmed these suspicions when he singled out the Northern Ireland secretary for praise during an interview with BBC Breakfast. He told Dan Walker: 'I do believe in the strength of our cabinet. They're a fantastically able bunch of people.

Did Harry put Disney networking before the Royal Marines? 

When the Duke and Duchess of Sussex announced last week that they were stepping down as 'senior' members of the royal family to 'carve out a progressive new role within [the royal] institution', plenty of eyebrows were raised at the couple's suggestion that they would work toward financial independence as well. After all, how will the pair manage to earn their daily bread without being accused of cashing in on their royal titles, connections and taxpayer-funded privileges? Mr S can't exactly see Harry heading down to his local job centre, while Meghan mans the nearby drive-thru.

Clive Lewis: Let’s have a referendum on the monarchy

Flailing leadership hopeful Clive Lewis has weighed in on the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle debacle, telling those at his campaign launch this morning that Britain needs another referendum - this time on the existence of the monarchy. Unsatisfied with the degree of discord sown in the wake of 2016, Lewis has decided that we need another national bust-up (never mind the fact that monarchists outnumber republicans by nearly three to one). After criticising the 'racist' British media for their reporting on Meghan, Lewis told the assembled room of reporters: 'One of the things I always talk about is democracy.

Watch: Mark Francois begs for Big Ben to bong as Brexit begins

At present, it seems like the bells of the Elizabeth Tower will remain silent at 11pm on 31 January, as Britain leaves the EU. Although the new Speaker Lindsay Hoyle vowed at the end of last year to not block Big Ben ringing on Brexit day, an attempt to legislate the matter, by amending Boris Johnson's Withdrawal Agreement Bill, failed this week. Currently the clock tower is undergoing restoration and so only rings on special occasions, such as New Year's Eve. But one MP has not given up the fight for Big Ben to bong for Brexit. Today the Conservative MP Mark Francois stood up in the House of Commons to extoll the virtues of ringing the bell as Britain finally leaves the EU.

Barry Gardiner: I can win a general election

Will Barry Gardiner enter the race to become leader of the Labour party? The Shadow international development secretary certainly thinks he has what it takes. Following reports last night that he was mulling a shock late entry into the leadership contest, Gardiner appeared on Victoria Derbyshire's BBC show this morning, live from Abu Dhabi, where he was on a trade trip. The interview didn't exactly go smoothly. Asked by Derbyshire what he could bring to the table as leader of the Labour party that his fellow candidates lacked, Gardiner responded: 'I can win a general election' – not exactly a vote of confidence in the current crop of contenders.

Long Bailey: Corbyn is a 10 out of 10 Labour leader

Jeremy Corbyn is a two-time election loser who condemned his party to a dismal defeat at the hands of Boris Johnson last month. So how would those vying to replace Corbyn rate his time at the top? Asked to give a mark out of ten, Rebecca Long Bailey had this to say: 'I thought Jeremy was one of the most honest, kind, principled politicians that I ever met...I'd give him ten out of ten because I respect him and I supported him all the way through.' https://twitter.com/ITVNewsPolitics/status/1214583725381603328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Mr S wonders what Corbyn's score would have been had he actually succeeded in winning an election...

Why is Lord Kerslake still being treated as though he’s impartial?

In recent weeks, a former head of the civil service has been quoted almost incessantly in the pages of the British press. Lord Kerslake today warned the government over its supposed plans for Whitehall reform. Last week, he criticised the 'serious and extraordinary' leak of personal New Year's Honours list data. Before that, the same Lord Kerslake called on the government to end the Brexit no-deal uncertainty by looking at the possibility of a second referendum. Readers might be forgiven for treating the pronouncements of a former head of the civil service as somehow above politics. After all, the civil service code calls on Whitehall mandarins to adhere to strict rules of impartiality.

Jack Straw: Labour needs a Corbyn successor like a hole in the head

Labour's Rebecca Long Bailey formally announced her leadership bid last night, and formally planted her flag as the Corbyn continuity candidate. In a piece in the left-wing Tribune magazine, the aspiring Labour leader said the she didn't just agree with Jeremy Corbyn's policies at the last election, she 'spent the last four years writing them', and blamed the party's loss on its lack of a 'coherent narrative.' But some are clearly not a fan of the party continuing with Jeremy Corbyn's legacy. This morning, former Labour Foreign Secretary Jack Straw certainly didn't hold back from criticising Long Bailey's view that the party should avoid its 'Tory-lite policies' of the past.

Lavery backs out of Labour’s leadership race

For true socialists up and down the land, last night must have been a bitter blow. Electoral defeat might be something they have come to expect, but as we know the actual job of a left-wing leader is to remould the party and cast out the Blairites. So to lose the only real revolutionary in the fight is a true misfortune. Yes, Ian Lavery has decided not to run. Having said that he was 'seriously considering' a tilt at the top job, the party chairman has decided others are better placed to lead Labour. The MP for Wansbeck, we were told, was the only candidate who 'wouldn't take any crap from Boris Johnson'. Indeed, the pair have already had one minor showdown: https://twitter.com/ryxnf/status/1212442936991977472?

Ian Lavery to the rescue

Oh dear. It's not even 2020 yet and already the Labour leadership contest has descended into farce. Despite numerous private conversations over Jeremy Corbyn's successor ahead of Labour's election disaster, the Corbynistas have so far been unable to unite around one candidate. John McDonnell's preferred successor Rebecca Long-Bailey has taken so long to get her campaign going that seeds of doubt has begun to grow among what ought to be like-minded supporters. Rumours abound that her flatmate Angela Rayner – who had been expected to back Long-Bailey – could be considering her next move. Long-Bailey has today at least finally confirmed that she is interested in the leadership with an op-ed in the Guardian promising 'progressive patriotism'.

Jolyon Maugham QC and the dead fox

In previous years, Boxing Day has proved an occasion in which high profile Tories can find themselves in the firing line for taking part in various fox hunts across the country. However, this Boxing Day, it's another political figure making headlines for their interactions with a fox. Step forward Jolyon Maugham QC. The Remain-supporting lawyer and campaigner took to social media this morning to share his thoughts for the day. Only it wasn't a message that related to the UK's impending departure from the EU. Instead, Maugham announced that he had kicked off Boxing Day by killing 'a fox with a baseball bat' after it tried to get inside his hen house and became trapped in the process: https://twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1210110735189233665?s=20 https://twitter.

Tory candidate defends Labour MP from her own party

The newly re-elected MP for Leeds West Rachel Reeves has never got on particularly well with the far-left wing of her party. When Corbyn was elected as Labour leader back in September 2015, Reeves announced she would not be serving in his shadow cabinet. Since then, she has regularly criticised Corbyn, suggesting that he should have 'learnt the lessons of the 1980s'. Given Labour's catastrophic election result, Mr S would have to agree... So when the PLP met last week following that disastrous result, Reeves surely felt a degree of vindication when she told the outgoing Labour leader that he was to blame for the result and that the party had sounded 'economically illiterate' during the campaign.

End of the party: Change UK shutting up shop

And so, with little fanfare and somewhat inevitably, The Independent Group for Change (formerly Change UK, formerly The Independent Group) has announced the gradual cessation of all party activity. In reality, the party was over the moment Boris Johnson successfully managed to engineer a general election, and probably well before then. Undoubtedly this announcement will be a bitter blow for the remaining handful of TIG faithful (no sniggering, please). The party promised a radical transformation of British politics. But these promises were somewhat undermined when TIG revealed that they had been forced to change their name following legal action by the petition website Change.org. The old Twitter account was then hijacked by Leave supporters.

Watch: Boris Johnson on the Queen’s Speech

The Prime Minister took to his feet in the House of Commons earlier this afternoon to lay out his government's agenda for the next five years. Johnson called the plans 'a blueprint for the future of Britain' before embarking on a whistlestop tour of his ambitions. Those seeking to probe the government's policy agenda in more detail could do a lot worse than reading through this accompanying 151-page briefing document. The PM extolled the virtues of his plan, calling it 'the most radical Queen's Speech for a generation'. He told the chamber that his government was committed to 'building hospitals, renewing our schools, modernising our infrastructure, making our streets safer, our environment cleaner, our union stronger.' Certainly not short of ambition.

‘Smile Jeremy, it won’t kill you!’

The Conservative MP Tracey Crouch was invited to make the so-called 'loyal address', a parliamentary procedure used to formally open the debate on the Queen's Speech. During her submissions to the Commons, Ms Crouch jokingly referred to a number of A Christmas Carol characters, comparing them (with various degrees of favourability) to past and former politicians. Both the ex-Chancellor Philip Hammond and former Speaker John Bercow were compared to Dickens' Mr Scrooge, while the PM himself was likened to the Ghost of Christmas Present, all to much hilarity. The chuckles on the opposition benches quickly subsided, however, when the outgoing Labour leader was compared to Jacob Marley, the chained and tormented ghost of Scrooge's late business partner.

Watch: Jeremy Corbyn’s thousand-yard stare

It's not exactly going to be a fun day at the office for Jeremy Corbyn. The Labour leader's decision to stay in post until his successor is found means that he retains the position of Leader of the Opposition, and all the responsibilities that entails. Which means today, not only will Corbyn have to suffer the ignominy of witnessing Boris Johnson form a large majority and conduct his second state opening of Parliament, but (as tradition dictates) he also had to politely walk with the Prime Minister to the House of Lords, to hear the Queen's speech. And, judging by his reaction, it certainly looks as though Mr Corbyn is not entirely happy with the arrangement, and barely said a word to Boris as they accompanied each other to the Lords: https://twitter.