Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Shaun Bailey’s renaming confusion

Is Tory mayoral hopeful Shaun Bailey a fan of renaming things or not? It's hard to tell. When London mayor Sadiq Khan announced a commission to review statues, road names and plaques, Bailey was furious: But now it seems he has changed his tune, at least when it comes to the names of stations. Bailey has suggested that TfL's dire finance situation could be easily fixed – by allowing companies to bid to rename tube stations.  Bailey told the Telegraph:  'We need to fix the service that Londoners love. That’s why I’ll invite businesses to sponsor station names and Tube lines. With TfL’s funding in crisis, we need ideas like this. We’ve done it before, with Barclays and Santander sponsoring our bike hire scheme.

Has Alan Cumming forgotten what he said about ‘stupid’ Brexit voters?

Actor Alan Cumming used an interview over the weekend to talk about the difficulty of being a Scot in London. Cumming, who is best known for appearing in TV show The Good Wife, said Scots like himself faced an 'insidious and subliminal racism' in the capital. He said: 'I feel...assumptions are made about your intelligence, your background, your education, in London, because of how you sound as a Scottish person.' Mr S would not condone anyone making assumptions about a person's intelligence. But he also couldn't help but remember what Cumming himself had to say about English people in the wake of the EU referendum. Condemning the vote to leave, Cumming – who now lives in New York – said:  'I was appalled when I heard the result.

Piers Morgan’s poll backfires

It would be fair to say that Piers Morgan was one of the top cheerleaders for caution during our initial response to coronavirus. Since March he has consistently urged his Good Morning Britain viewers and social media followers to restrict their daily activities to help fight the virus. On Sunday he tweeted in support of cancelling Christmas in order to deal with the growing number of new cases.  However Piers may be surprised to learn that he is not preaching to the converted. A Twitter poll by GMB probably didn’t produce the result he was looking for when over 70 per cent rejected the idea of a second national lockdown: https://twitter.com/GMB/status/1307722818700836865?

Amal Clooney’s curious resignation

This afternoon, leading human-rights lawyer Amal Clooney (and wife of George) handed in her resignation to the government. Clooney has been a UK special envoy for media freedom since July last year, when she promised to use her position to stick up for embattled and persecuted journalists around the world. Her relationship with the UK government turned sour this month though, after minister Brandon Lewis stood at the Despatch box and said the government’s Internal Market Bill would break ‘international law’, once passed. This disregard for an international treaty clearly offended the sensibilities of Clooney, and after meeting with the Foreign Secretary, she decided she could no longer countenance working with Her Majesty’s Government. https://twitter.

Knives out for Kit Malthouse

Shots fired. The 'rule of six' has divided opinion in Westminster and beyond. While Health Secretary Matt Hancock championed the limit on group gatherings as the safest option – several of his Cabinet colleagues took the view that it was a step too far.  Not that this has stopped ministers since taking to the airwaves to wax lyrical over the measures. Home Secretary Priti Patel said she would call the police on her neighbours while her minister Kit Malthouse said home-owners should snitch on neighbours. Malthouse's intervention has proved particularly rattling.

The Covid cancelling of Van Morrison

Cancel culture has come for Belfast’s finest son. Ulster singer-songwriter Van Morrison, consociationally worshipped god of Norn Irn dad rock, is under fire for a trio of new, anti-lockdown songs. One particularly on-the-nose number is No More Lockdown, which contains the lyrics: ‘No more lockdown No more government overreachNo more fascist bullies Disturbing our peace.No more taking of our freedom And our God-given rights Pretending it's for our safety When it's really to enslave.

Failing Grayling finally gets a break

Chris Grayling recently went down in history as the one of the only men able to lose a rigged election. The former Transport Secretary had been lined up by No. 10 to chair the intelligence and security committee, but ended up being rejected by his fellow committee members when his Tory colleague, Julian Lewis, decided to vote for himself instead. But now things are looking up for failing Grayling. Grayling has got himself a new job advising a ports company for the hefty sum of £100,000 a year. Before critics get too outraged, it’s important to take into account that this is for an exhausting seven hours of work per week.

Kay Burley’s Abbott obsession

Robert Buckland was touring the Westminster studios this morning, batting away questions over the Internal Market Bill and touting his new sentencing white paper. What he probably wasn't expecting was yet another flurry of questions about a story that's now more than two weeks old.  Cue Kay Burley and her seemingly never-ending obsession with Tony Abbott, the former Aussie PM turned British trade negotiator. Burley kicked off her cross-examination by saying 'obviously the Abbott question is coming' – although it isn't quite obvious to Mr S why the Sky anchor is still ruminating over confected furore.

The truth about the ‘senior congressmen’ who intervened in Brexit

Lots of excitement in Westminster circles this morning over the four ‘senior American congressmen’ who have written a stern letter to Boris Johnson wading into the latest row over the Withdrawal Agreement and Ireland. The four US lawmakers have warned that a US-UK trade deal would be imperilled by any action the government might take that could undermine the Good Friday agreement.  Steerpike can’t help but notice there’s rather less interest in the fact that, of the four congressmen — Eliot Engel, Peter T King, Richard E Neal, and William R Keating — two appear to have been overt IRA sympathisers, and one was a close friend of IRA leader Martin McGuinness. https://twitter.com/SamCoatesSky/status/1305988117036445698?

Diary of a former chancellor

It’s that time of year again. It gets darker sooner, the leaves are falling off the trees and a tell-all book has been published. ‘A diary of an MPs wife: inside and outside power’ is Hugo Swire's wife Sasha's account of life as a member of the Cameron set. The book – of which excerpts have been published in the Times –  includes accounts of George Osborne’s fear of croquet and Samantha Cameron skipping out on cooking. The word in Westminster is that many of the disclosures have not been well received by those featured in the tome. Now the former chancellor of exchequer has given a response. Writing in the Evening Standard, Osborne has offered his own diary charting its release: 'September 12 Greg and George text me late.

Full text: Charles Walker accuses Boris Johnson of treating MPs like dogs

Oh dear. It seems the whips failed to assuage Charles Walker, vice chair of the influential 1922 Committee of backbench Conservatives. The well-respected Brexiteer told of his frustration over Covid restrictions, as well as his concern over the controversial Internal Market Bill. And Walker certainly didn't pull his punches. He clearly wanted to send a message when he told the chamber: 'If you keep whacking a dog, don't be surprised when it bites you back.'  This shouldn't have come as much of a surprise to Downing Street. Just a fortnight ago, the normally loyal Walker told the Observer that it was becoming increasingly difficult for MPs to defend the government, warning of 'eroded morale' among backbenchers.

Boris takes a swipe at Cox

Fancy an ice-cream anyone? While defending his Internal Market Bill, Boris Johnson chose to make what appeared to be a pointed dig at one of the Bill’s opponents. Describing the possibility of a tariff border down the Irish sea, Johnson provided MPs with a handful of helpful examples. He explained that the Withdrawal Agreement risked: Tariffs [that] could get as high 90 per cent by value on Scottish beef going to Northern Ireland, tariffs potentially over 61 per cent on Welsh lamb heading from Anglesea to Antrim... And, entirely incidentally of course, tariffs reaching: Over 100 per cent on clotted cream from Torridge, to pick a Devonshire town at random, to Larne.

Geoffrey Cox’s parting shot

Geoffrey Cox has been causing the government a bit of trouble of late. Ahead of votes on Boris Johnson's internal market bill, the former attorney general has published an article in The Times on why he can't vote for it – accusing the Prime Minister of doing 'unconscionable' damage to Britain's international reputation through his proposals to break international law. The intervention has served to further invigorate would-be rebels – with senior members of government spending the afternoon calling around MPs ahead of the second reading of the bill this evening.Now it appears Cox is about to provide additional embarrassment for the Prime Minister.

Geoffrey Cox: I’m a Brexiteer to my core but I can’t support Boris’s Bill

When Geoffrey Cox was Theresa May’s Attorney General it was his refusal to go give his blessing to her Brexit deal that ensured her party would not vote for it. His reputation as a man with unbending principles meant many MPs simply took his word for it: if No10 said one thing and Cox said another they’d believe Cox. But now these Brexiteers have a conundrum, because in an article for the Times, Cox has just said he won’t vote for Boris Johnson’s Internal Market Bill. Why not? Because it violates the terms of a treaty signed by this Prime Minister and ratified by this parliament.

Want to ‘save the Earth’? Buy the Guardian

Nothing like a bit of alarmism to flog a few newspapers. In an apparent bid to capitalise off the Extinction Rebellion protests, the Guardian has set up a customised begging bowl at the bottom of each climate-related article asking readers if they're prepared to 'save the Earth'.  Surely if one wanted to prevent climate change, a would-be philanthropist would donate to Greenpeace? Nope. In fact, what they need to do is, er... hand over a suggested £7 a month to the Guardian. Mr S isn't convinced.

Churchill statue targeted – again

The statue of Winston Churchill has been defaced again with another piece of graffiti branding the most popular Brit of all time 'a racist'. It seems the Met police has arrested someone on suspicion of criminal damage. https://twitter.com/MetPoliceEvents/status/1304102087802990592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Meanwhile, police finally cleared Parliament Square, ten days after the Extinction Rebellion protests first began. But not before a group of naked protestors had chained themselves to the gates of parliament...

Keir Starmer’s PMQs incompetence

The general consensus in the media these days over PMQs is that Keir Starmer is a pro and Boris Johnson verging on incompetent. Today's exchange saw Starmer once again turn the heat up on Johnson's government. During a fiery exchange at PMQs, Keir Starmer criticised the government’s track and trace system. However, it was not what could be described as a slick attack line.  Starmer claimed that 'far from the world beating system we were promised the government can’t even get the basics right. The government is lurching from crisis to crisis'. In the conclusion of this verbal attack, Starmer appeared to slip up. He said that recent escapades show Johnson's government 'still lacks even basic incompetence'. Johnson was quick to pounce.

Dawn Butler’s Extinction Rebellion riddle

When Dawn Butler sent a message of support to Extinction Rebellion protesters who had blockaded newspaper printworks, it wasn't long before her tweet was deleted. So what happened?  It was widely assumed that the order to delete the message came from the top of the Labour party and showed all too clearly that things are now very different under the leadership of Keir Starmer. Not so, said Butler.  Instead, the Corbynite Labour MP insisted that the controversial tweet disappeared 'by accident'. She told the BBC's Politics Live: 'Erm, well, there is a story behind that...tweet was deleted by accident but I don't want to distract from that question. But the thing is, I've boycotted the Sun and will never buy the Daily Mail. I support Extinction Rebellion...

When will Keir Starmer break his silence on Brexit?

It wasn't so long ago that Sir Keir Starmer was making headlines as shadow Brexit secretary for his role moving the Labour leadership in favour of a second referendum. However, since taking over the party, Starmer has gone rather quiet on the matter.  With a global pandemic dominating the news agenda, that was understandable for a while. However, with Brexit now back, some Labour supporters are wondering whether their leader has gone missing in action. While it's one thing not to comment on Johnson's Brexit deadline pledge, they sense an opportunity in today's series of events. After a cabinet minister admitted at the despatch box No.

A new era dawns on Butler

It feels good, doesn't it? Hearing Labour say something sensible for a change. Last night, eco agitators Extinction Rebellion targeted newspaper printworks hoping to disrupt the distribution of papers like the Daily Mail, the Sun and the Telegraph.  How did the Corbynite backbencher Dawn Butler respond to this attack on free expression, which has so far seen over 60 people arrested? That's right, by applauding.  But it seems that someone in Keir Starmer's office has reminded Dawn that the party is under new management – her ill-judged intervention has now been deleted. In fact, the party has gone one step further and released a statement condemning XR:  A free press is vital for our democracy.