Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Poll: public oppose Matt Hancock’s comeback

Tomorrow will mark three weeks since the Matt Hancock scandal broke. The man himself has been keeping a very low public profile since his resignation as Health Secretary on 26 June but already there is talk about an improbable return to government.  Boris Johnson's letter accepting Hancock's resignation ended by claiming 'your contribution to public service is far from over' and the latter certainly seems to believe that, judging by a report in the Mail on Sunday which suggested he has appealed to current and former Ministers 'for advice on how to fight back.

Can Henry Dimbleby really give health lectures?

Today’s Daily Mail boldly trumpets the ‘war on obese Britain,’ splashing on the latest recommendations from food tsar Henry Dimbleby. The Leon co-founder last year released the first major review of England’s entire food system in 75 years with the second part of the report now released one year on. The Mail estimates his proposals for a £3 per kg sugar tax and a £6 per kg tax on salt will add £3.4 billion a year to families’ shopping bills, with a box of Frosties costing 87p more – not so great for Tony the Tiger – while a jar of Bonne Maman raspberry conserve will go up by 63p.

Michael Gove’s paper-thin case for Covid passports

Next Monday is ‘freedom day’ when all social distancing restrictions are removed. Clubs will reopen, pubs will be packed, sports crowds will resume and the bells of liberty will ring out across the nation. Well, that’s the theory at least. The reality is, as Sajid Javid told the Commons on Monday, that all these venues are being urged by the government to use ‘Covid passports’. Businesses operating in ‘high risk settings’ with limited indoor ventilation will be ‘supported and encouraged’ to use a certification system to check that customers have had either been double- jabbed or had a recent negative Covid test.

Angela Rayner’s £1,440 letter-folding machine

Could Angela Rayner be Labour’s first female leader? Her friends and allies seem to think so, judging by the level of briefing that has occurred in recent months. Beginning in the aftermath of the Hartlepool contest in May, the mischief-making culminated eight weeks later in the Times headline the day after the Batley and Spen by-election: ‘Big unions ready to back Angela Rayner against Sir Keir Starmer.’ Such shenanigans have left the Ashton-under-Lyme MP with more titles than Idi Amin. The Grand Poobah now boasts the posts of ‘deputy leader, deputy leader of the opposition, shadow first secretary of state, shadow chancellor of the duchy of Lancaster and shadow secretary of state for the future of work’ - a veritably Osbornesque approach to job collection.

Is Tony Blair on the verge of a comeback?

The last few years have been tough for Jeremy Corbyn. One minute you're being heralded by the trustafarians of Glastonbury; the next you're leading Labour to its worst result since 1935. Rejected by the electorate, suspended by his party, the world’s unluckiest anti-racist has found himself embroiled in a series of minor self-inflicted scandals, whether that be speaking next to a dubious ten foot inflatable sheikh or telling the intellectual adolescents of Cambridge that ‘Luciana Berger was not hounded out of Labour.’  Having lost the election, the whip and at times even the plot, the onetime leader of the opposition can add to that list his once iron-clad grip of the Labour faithful.

The SNP’s Dornan double-dealing exposed

What are the three words likely to turn any SNP press officer's blood cold? James Dornan MSP. The gaffe-prone Glaswegian has found himself in more scandals than the Salmond Inquiry in recent months, culminating in last week's social media rant at Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg after the latter tweeted his support of the Borders Bill. Dornan told the well-known Roman Catholic: Hope you remember this the next time you go to confession. You and your cronies are already responsible for the deaths of thousands and you're now happy to see the most desperate people in the world suffer and drown. If your god exists you will undoubtedly rot in hell.

Rees-Mogg’s mask slips on face coverings

Since his Grenfell gaffe in the last election, Jacob Rees-Mogg has kept a much lower media profile, to the consternation of sketch writers across the nation. The Leader of the House now mostly saves his quips, riffes and various bon mots for his appearances at the dispatch box, announcing the government timetable or rapping New Order. Fortunately the 'Honourable Member for the 18th century' does still maintain a regular podcast with ConservativeHome to offer us glimpses into his true feelings about various shenanigans in Westminster and Whitehall. Ahead of the easing of Covid restrictions next Monday, the North East Somerset MP was asked about the future of face masks, given the detectable shift in tone from ministers in the past week.

Foreign aid: the return of the rebel alliance

It's groundhog day in the House of Commons today. Another Health Secretary, another Covid announcement and now another scheduled vote on the government's decision to abandon the Tory commitment to spending 0.7 per cent of gross national income on international aid. The Leader of the House Jacob Rees-Mogg told MPs this afternoon that there will tomorrow be a three hour debate and a binding vote on a motion about the Treasury's restrictions on the international aid budget. If the motion is rejected, the previous 0.7 per cent commitment on international aid will be reinstated from January 2022.

Oxford college’s Rhodes hypocrisy revealed

Regular readers of Steerpike may recall last month the 150 Oxford academics who made headlines by boycotting Oriel College and refusing to teach its students in protest at the decision to keep up a statue of Cecil Rhodes. At the time Mr S published a full register of the names of academics backing the stunt, with top of the list being none other than Kate Tunstall, head of the self-styled 'People's Republic of Worcester College' alongside five other members of the same college.

Diane Abbott: Labour is not a unionist party

We don't hear much from Diane Abbott these days. Since leaving the front bench in April 2020, the former shadow home secretary has largely dedicated herself to writing her forthcoming memoirs: 'A Woman Like Me' due in all good book stores next summer. But this weekend the Mojito swilling backbencher returned to the fray with a pointed intervention on Keir Starmer's visit to Northern Ireland. Responding to Starmer's claims that Labour would campaign for Northern Ireland to remain part of the UK in any future border poll, Abbott weighed in to amplify the comments of fellow left-winger Lloyd Russell-Moyle, Brighton's answer to Citizen Smith.

The Queen praises England’s ‘spirit, commitment and pride’

In a heartfelt letter addressed to Gareth Southgate, HM the Queen has sent her 'good wishes' to the team and praised 'the spirit, commitment and pride' shown by England during the Euro 2020 championship.  The Queen began her letter by recalling her presentation of the World Cup to Bobby Moore 55 years ago, after Geoff Hurst scored two goals in extra time to seal the victory.  Gareth Southgate has made his own sense of patriotism clear this weekend, revealing in the Telegraph that he wants the team to inspire people both on and off the pitch: 'We have a view of what being English should represent and standards we want to hit.

Terf war embroils Guardian HQ

Fractious times over at Guardian towers. The long-running battle between Kath Viner, the paper’s editor, and Anette Thomas, the media group’s chief executive, concluded last month after the latter resigned over conflicting views about the Graun’s future. It’s not just the boardroom where such clashes are being played out. Mr S hears word that the editorial floors of the Guardian and its Sunday sister the Observer have become riven with tensions over the perennial problem of trans rights. WhatsApp groups are ablaze with talk that Observer commentator Sonia Sodha could become the next feminist hounded out of the group, following Suzanne Moore’s purging in November.

Labour poster boy in tax avoidance hypocrisy

Peterborough has become something of a political lodestar for Keir Starmer's Labour. The Cambridgeshire city hosted the launch of the party's 'Jobs, Jobs, Jobs' campaign last July and provided one of the few bright spots on local election night this year, helping to elect the area's first Labour combined authority mayor in Nik Johnson. The Economist even interpreted the result as an indication of the Brexit realignment, with southern, affluent areas appearing to countenance voting Labour for the first time in a generation.

SNP MSP tells Rees-Mogg: ‘You will undoubtedly rot in hell’

It's difficult to keep up with James Dornan these days. Whether it's accusing Lothian Buses of discriminating against Catholics or failing to release information that exonerated Rangers football club, the gaffe-prone Glasweigan has earned himself earned the reputation of being a one man wrecking ball to harmonious community relations.  Not for nothing has Steerpike christened him the 'Hate-Finder General.' But now it seems Dornan has been spreading his own brand of hate, judging by a tweet he sent yesterday to Jacob Rees-Mogg who tweeted his support of the Borders Bill to tackle small boat Channel crossings.

Watch: Jacob Rees-Mogg raps John Barnes

Football fever appears to have infected the Commons, following England's 2-1 win over Denmark last night. Tory backbencher Lee Anderson may still be maintaining his boycott over the team's 'taking the knee' stance but the rest of his parliamentary colleagues have been eagerly following the journey of Southgate's side, judging by the plethora of pictures plastered across various social media sites. Even the hallowed chamber of the Commons itself has not been immune from some dreadful football-related 'puns.' First Labour deputy leader Angela Rayner opened at the dispatch box today with this 'zinger': 'Football is coming home, but I also think the chickens are coming home to roost for this government.' Instant red card for that one.

Watch: Penny Mordaunt mauls ‘delusional and divisive’ SNP

It was Opposition Day in the Commons yesterday, with the SNP plumping for a debate on Covid contracts – a bold choice given the £500 million approved by Holyrood without scrutiny. For leader Ian Blackford however it was a golden opportunity to rail against Westminster's 'endemic cronyism during a global pandemic, the misuse of funds, and covid profiteers.' At least he had the good sense to make his claims about ministers 'funnelling covid cash from the frontline into the pockets of their rich friends' under parliamentary privilege, unlike Labour's Grand Poobah Angela Rayner, collector of titles and dispenser of insults. Blackford might have thought the Covid 'chumocracy' would provide him with rich pickings.

Watch: Labour’s Naz Shah hints at blasphemy law

It was just three weeks ago that Steerpike pointed out that Labour MP Naz Shah was being billed to speak at a charity fundraiser alongside a controversial imam. Now it seems the shadow minister for community cohesion has caused yet further headaches for her leader thanks to her speech on Monday on the Police, Crime, Sentencing and Courts Bill.  Just hours after Kim Leadbeater took her seat in Parliament, following a campaign dogged by questions about a Batley school teacher forced to go into hiding for showing children a cartoon of the Prophet Muhammad, Shah delivered an eyebrow-raising intervention likening such depictions to the vandalism of Winston Churchill's statue.

Lords bombard flagship Animal Sentience Bill

Speak to battle-scarred Tory veterans of the 2017 snap election and they'll regale you with horror tales about animal sentience. A little-noticed vote to reject the inclusion of the subject in the Withdrawal Bill quickly blew up into one of the major election issues, with the Independent running viral articles on the subject with inflammatory headlines that were widely shared all over social media sites. Some still credit the issue with helping to denying Theresa May her much-craved majority in that election. In the years since then the Conservatives have handled the issue of animal welfare with extreme caution, well aware of its political volatility.

Watch: Claudia Webbe stumped by her own question

The appearance of Dominic Raab before the Foreign Affairs Select Committee yesterday got somewhat overlooked in all the drama about lockdown and football. While the session was fairly routine, with Raab largely able to bat aside questions from committee chairman and No. 10 nemesis Tom Tugendhat, it will mostly be remembered for a moment of sheer vacuousness from Leicester East MP Claudia Webbe. In an exchange with Raab, Webbe, who was suspended from the Labour party last September after being charged with harassment, tried to put the Foreign Secretary on the spot over Belarus. Unfortunately after a few brief sentences between the two it became apparent that Webbe did not have the slightest clue about the legal action she was calling for, or the reasons she was calling for it...

Rishi’s £771,000 Downing Street bill

Government flats have been in the news a fair bit recently. Much ink was spilled over the £88,000 Boris and Carrie shelled out to interior designer Lulu Lytle to do up the Prime Minister's flat at the end of last year. But now it seems the Johnsons got off lightly, judging by the current exorbitant rate going for Downing Street apartments. A Freedom of Information request by Steerpike has shed light on a previously little-known arrangement between government departments over the Chancellor's official flat, which is based in No. 10, adjacent to the Prime Minister's larger abode next door in No. 11.