Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Is Suella’s migration plan legal?

A typically robust performance by Suella Braverman on Radio 4 this morning. The Home Secretary defended her plans to clamp down on small boat crossings, telling the Today programme that We are within the boundaries of the law but we are trying new arguments, we are testing novel interpretations of the law. But we do not consider that we have crossed that boundary and we do not consider that we are in unlawful territory — we very strongly view our proposals as lawful.

Lee Anderson gets his own GB News show

The remorseless rise of Lee Anderson continues. Having been named Tory deputy chairman last month – and then swiftly started a national conversation on bringing back hanging – the Red Wall Tory has today been named as the latest presenter in the constellation of stars that is GB News. In a statement, the ex-miner declared that: GB News is the true voice of the Great British silent majority. I’m joining the people’s channel to ensure their voice is heard. One of those Anderson will be working alongside is Gloria De Piero, his Labour predecessor (and former boss) as MP for Ashfield. Other colleagues include a hat-trick of fellow Tories in Jacob Rees-Mogg, Philip Davies and Esther McVey. Sounds like the green room will need to start boasting leather green benches.

How many more scandals can Simon Case take?

After Matt Hancock himself, it seems that the person who comes out worst from the lockdown files is Cabinet Secretary Simon Case. Hancock's WhatsApps show Case accusing Boris of being 'nationally distrusted' and described some lockdown criticism as 'pure Conservative ideology'. Hardly the model of civil service impartiality... And off the back of those revelations it seems that Case is now considering his own position. According to today's Financial Times, 'friends' of the Cabinet Secretary say he is 'genuinely undecided' about staying up until the next election, which is due by December 2024. They say he is 'fed up' with all the briefings against him' with his 'original sin' supposedly 'being young and talented and promoted to that before he was grey'. Or Gray, even.

Is Rishi’s tech revolution all it’s cracked up to be?

Social media users were treated to a mysterious post this morning. Just before lunchtime, the Prime Minister tweeted out a stylish QR code featuring the number ‘10’ at its centre. The post – captioned ‘Innovation means growth’, along with a phone emoji – was entirely without context. Keen to figure out what ‘innovation’ and ‘growth’ the PM was referring to, Steerpike thought he’d have a go at cracking this particular code. However, Mr S soon encountered the first stumbling block in Sunak’s bright idea. As many Twitter users were quick to point out, it turns out that to access whatever lies behind the code, you need two devices: one to display the QR code, and another to scan it with. Doh! Undeterred, Mr S fired up his laptop and scanned the code.

Watch: Starmer squirms over Gray job offer

Oh dear. Just this morning Mr S was wondering how Labour can justify its job offer to Sue Gray. And it seems Sir Keir is having similar difficulty in doing so too. Appearing on LBC this morning for his weekly 'Call Keir' segment, the Labour leader was asked six times about when the party first approached the senior civil servant but Starmer refused to answer. Quelle surprise... Presenter Nick Ferrari did his damnedest, asking whether Gray was first approached this year or last year. Sir Keir declined to answer, only saying it was a 'recent' approach, following the departure of his previous chief of staff in October. It was, he said, after he had a period 'working through in my own mind what I wanted from a chief of staff.

Did Sue Gray break the civil service code?

Who watches the watchmen? That's the question Whitehall is asking after chief panjandrum and sleazebuster extraordinaire Sue Gray's was offered the job of Keir Starmer's chief of staff. The revelation that Gray might not necessarily be quite the bastion of perfect probity has sent shock waves through SW1 – not least in the upper ranks of the senior civil service. Susan Acland-Hood, the permanent secretary at the Department of Education, was so concerned by news of Gray's appointment on Thursday that she reportedly raised concerns in an online Zoom call with colleagues.

Watch: Hancock’s supposed lawyer in GB News bust-up

A bizarre late-night row occurred on GB News yesterday. The channel were delighted to welcome lawyer Jonathan Coad on to discuss the lockdown files, with host Steve N Allen welcoming him by saying he was 'actually recently asked to act for Matt Hancock.' But Coad bristled at that introduction, insisting that 'I made it absolutely clear to your programme, I asked them not to disclose that. That is very, very poor journalism.' He continued thus: When your own television station has engaged in correspondence with me where I explained that I’m in a position to be able to comment on this and mentioned I’d been approached by Matt Hancock – I asked you not to mention that and you mentioned it.

Watch: Osborne grilled about Hancock texts

Will anyone ever text Matt Hancock again? It’s day five of the lockdown files today and it seems there’s still more revelations to come from the former health secretary’s WhatsApp messages, handed over to Isabel Oakeshott because he wanted a ghostwritten book to commemorate his triumph. Talk about the grift that keeps on giving… One of those unlucky politicians who’ve found their messages splashed across the Telegraph is George Osborne. Mr S rather enjoyed reading the former chancellor’s pithy form of texting style, with gems such as ‘no one thinks testing is going well Matt’. Still, Osborne wasn’t always so acerbic, at one stage promising Hancock that he would guarantee him the front page of the Evening Standard if he gave some exclusive quotes on Covid testing.

Poll: public confused on Starmer and Sunak’s five goals

An awkward one for the strategists in Southwark and Westminster. Mr S has commissioned some polling and it's official – the public, it seems, are having a tough time telling the Labour and Tory policies apart. Both Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer have recently made major speeches, respectively setting out their 'five pledges' and 'five missions.' But a survey of 1,500 voters this week by Redfield and Wilton found that by 40 per cent to 26 per cent, Britons wrongly identified the goal of securing the highest sustained economic growth in the G7 as Sunak's goal – rather than Starmer's.

Hancock wanted to ‘deploy’ new Covid variant and ‘frighten the pants off everyone’

Day 5 of the Telegraph’s Lockdown Files and the most startling stories yet. Here’s what’s new: Matt Hancock asked when he could ‘deploy the variant’ When the more contagious Alpha (then ‘Kent’) variant started spreading in December 2020, many were scared. Good, thought Hancock. The former health secretary told his adviser that ‘we [can] frighten the pants of [sic] everyone with the new strain’ on 13 December, and wondered when ‘do we deploy the new variant’. Five days later, Boris Johnson cancelled Christmas. 2. Simon Case saw the benefit in fear-mongering At least Sir Humphrey was subtle.

Hancock and Gove’s cringeworthy Covid love-in

Last night it seemed as if the Matt Hancock WhatsApp messages released by the Telegraph couldn’t get any worse, after the paper published texts showing Hancock’s realtime reaction to his rule-breaking affair being exposed.  Yet somehow new depths have been plumbed in Hancock’s correspondence today. For the paper has published texts between Matt Hancock and Michael Gove.  Despite some friction between the pair – with Hancock at one point fearing Gove was gunning for his job – the published messages show that the two had a remarkably (some might say pathologically) close relationship. In one exchange from 2021, Hancock texts Gove before a meeting asking what they were trying to achieve.

Seven things we learned from the juiciest lockdown files yet

Day four of the lockdown files and it’s the juiciest so far. Here’s what the Telegraph released last night: 1. Matt Hancock thought kissing report wasn’t that bad While cursing ‘that f——g CCTV camera’, the indefatigable Hancock said ‘that [the Sun’s] write up is very gentle’, after the paper released pictures of him and Gina Coladangelo in a rule-breaking embrace. Hancock then set up a WhatsApp group called ‘Crisis Management’ with his media adviser Damon Poole and his lover Coladangelo. He said that he ‘need[ed] to find a clinician’ to say that he broke guidance, not guidelines. ‘PLEASE STAND THIS UP’, he wailed to his advisers.

Matt Hancock’s Covid social media frenzy

Another day, another painful set of WhatsApp messages about Matt Hancock. Yet again the Daily Telegraph have released another batch of texts involving the former health secretary, this time about his burgeoning public profile in the wake of the pandemic.  The paper reports that as Covid arrived on Britain’s shores, Hancock shared with his special advisor a memo written by a ‘wise friend’, that suggested that Hancock’s career could be propelled ‘into the next league’ by the Covid pandemic.  Hancock certainly comes across as image conscious in the texts. The Telegraph suggests that over the course of the pandemic, he exchanged more than 22,000 messages with his staff about social media posts.

Tories see red over Gray

Some good news at last for Damian Green. Theresa May’s onetime deputy has had a difficult few weeks what with his unsuccessful selection bid in Ashfield followed by the news that his nemesis Sue Gray is off to run Keir Starmer’s office. But Mr S hears that Green last night had a bit of good luck: the team he captained triumphed at the Tory away day pub quiz, thanks in no small part to the efforts of one Michael Gove.  The brightest minds in the parliamentary party were grilled on subjects from ‘great Conservative election wins’ to ‘great Labour scandals’, ‘Lib Dem failures’ to the ‘zeitgeist tape (for those who’ve had enough of politics).

Five things we’ve learned on day three of Hancock’s lockdown files

Ping! It's day three of the 'Lockdown Files' and a whole new tranche of former Health Secretary Matt Hancock's WhastApp messages has just landed. Mr Steerpike has taken a look at what the Telegraph released last night: Matt Hancock said ‘we are going to get heavy with the police’ A worried Hancock told Cabinet Secretary Simon Case that the police needed to get a grip on mandating lockdown restrictions. Somewhat concerningly, the head of the civil service asked Hancock ‘who actually is delivering enforcement?’  Case found hotel quarantine ‘hilarious’ In an attempt at humour, the Cabinet Secretary said he found imagining ‘the faces of people coming out of first class and into a Premier Inn shoe box’ funny.

How long can Simon Case cling on?

It's not been a great day for the Civil Service. First it's announced that Partygate prober Sue Gray has been offered the role of Chief of Staff for the Leader of the Opposition. And now the Telegraph has released WhatsApps that show Simon Case, the Cabinet Secretary, mocking those affected by the government's lockdown policies. Talk about classy, eh? As Britain began a forced quarantine for returning holidaymakers in February 2021, Case messaged Matt Hancock to ask 'Any idea how many people we locked up in hotels yesterday?' After the Health Secretary replied 'None but 149 chose to enter the country and are now in quarantine hotels due to their own free will!' Case responded 'Hilarious.

Trans row rocks Guardian towers, again

Oh dear. It seems that life in the offices of the world's wokest paper isn't all its cracked up to be. For the Guardian's sister paper – with which it shares an office – has been accused of 'institutionalised transphobia' by a disgruntled former writer. James Wong, the Observer's garden columnist departed last week with a parting shot at his onetime employer. He wrote on Instagram that he left after being reprimanded by an editor for publicly criticising one of his paper's articles about trans rights: After formally complaining about an article that likened politicians who support trans rights to alleged sex traffickers, the editor ignored my complaint and reprimanded me for revealing that I had even made it.

Is Sue Gray really a coup for Keir?

Well, there we are then. Less than 24 hours after reports emerged that Sue Gray could be Keir Starmer's next chief of staff, the lady herself has confirmed the story by resigning from the civil service. The Partygate investigator will however have to wait at least three months before she can start working for Labour, as per government guidelines. And, deliciously, she will also have to get final approval from, er, the Prime Minister Rishi Sunak. Will he hold the process up? Timings aside, it seems it is a fairly extraordinary decision for a senior civil servant to make. How, frankly, are ministers expected to trust their mandarins if they are going to defect to the Opposition? 'We're a joke' said one despairing official to Steerpike, 'I've completely lost respect for her.

Another day, another SNP controversy

No wonder they didn't want to let cameras in at last night's hustings. Not a day goes by it seems without a leading SNP politician embarrassing themselves in one forum or another. Today's hapless half-wit is MP John Nicolson, who has found himself accused of racism after tweeting a video shortly before appearing on the BBC’s Debate Night. Preparing to go on air, the member for Ochil and South Perthshire tried his hand at social media influencing, giving his very own ill-thought make up tutorial in the green room. Addressing the camera in the video captioned ‘Politicians that do their own makeup tend to “tandoori” themselves’, Nicolson declared: ‘Now I know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking John Nicolson doesn’t need make up!