Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Diane Abbott deletes foul-mouthed migrant tweet

Is Diane Abbott OK? A day after the independent MP hit out at Tory party deputy chairman Lee Anderson for his foul-mouthed comment about migrants, Abbott has again waded into the subject. This time, however, it is Abbott who is guilty of using a rude word: Abbott subsequently deleted the tweet, which was a reference to 41 migrants tragically losing their lives in a shipwreck off the coast of Italy. This isn't the first time that Abbott appears to have failed to think carefully before she wrote something. The MP was suspended by Labour back in April after she suggested Jewish people had never been 'subject to racism'. In a letter to the Observer, Abbott wrote: 'It is true that many types of white people with points of difference, such as redheads, can experience this prejudice...

Tory deputy chair: Tories have failed on migration

Oh dear. It's 'Stop the Boats' week in 10 Downing Street as the government tries to set the news agenda over the long summer recess. There were early signs of success as Suella Braverman's pledge to target 'crooked' immigration lawyers ran across various news outlets along with plans to crackdown on migrant traffickers in Turkey. However, the party is now in the news on boats for a reason that was not in the No. 10 media grid. On Tuesday evening, deputy party chairman Lee Anderson discussed the topic with Nigel Farage on his GB News show.

Why is Scotland’s government spending money on play doh and laser tag?

Another day, another ridiculous revelation emerges about the Scottish government. This time, it's civil servants who are in hot water for splashing taxpayers' cash on laser tag, Swingers (no, not that kind) crazy golf and a trip to Edinburgh Zoo. Public cash was also used to foot a £375 bill at Brewhemia, dubbed Scotland’s 'beer palace'. The embarrassing details emerged a day after it was reported that £55,000 of taxpayers' money was used by the SNP to build a library collection – including the purchase of 22 copies of ‘How To Run A Government’. But while these books could have made useful reading for Nicola Sturgeon, Mr Steerpike finds it hard to justify the use of his cash on Play-Doh, on which the Scottish government spent £50.

Number of civil servants on £100k almost doubles

It looks like trimming the fat isn’t going too well at the civil service, despite the government’s middling efforts. Between 2016 and 2018 the government capped pay rises for mandarins – and froze salaries entirely in 2021 to bring down the costs of the bloated public sector. New analysis from the TaxPayers’ Alliance though shows that this hasn’t been entirely successful. In fact, the number of civil servants earning more than £100,000 has increased by 88 per cent since 2016. Now 2,050 officials earn more than £100k, up from 1,090 seven years ago. There are now also 195 mandarins earning more than £150,000. Readers may be wondering how it is that salaries have managed to rise so significantly, given the wage freezes in place.

SNP splashes taxpayers’ cash on ‘How to run a government’ book

As if there aren’t enough questions about the SNP’s spending habits, it turns out the Nats have been using £55,000 of taxpayer’s money to fund their library collection. An investigation by Labour has unearthed some rather amusing revelations about the SNP’s reading list, not least that the party has been busy educating itself with books on, er, ‘How To Run A Government’. That might have come in useful 16 years ago… Public funds were used to purchase 22 copies of the book – almost enough prints for every member of Humza Yousaf’s cabinet. Mr S allowed himself a chuckle at the irony of the book's tagline, which reads: ‘...so that citizens benefit and taxpayers don’t go crazy’.

Sadiq Khan takes a pop at Lee Anderson over asylum seeker comments

Has Lee Anderson finally gone too far? Still reeling after finding out his son turned vegetarian at university (‘shocking, absolutely shocking’), the Tory party deputy chairman told the Express that illegal migrants who don’t want to be housed on barges should ‘f*** off back to France’. ‘I think people have just had enough’, he told the paper. ‘These people come across the Channel in small boats, if they don't like the conditions they are housed in here then they should go back to France or better not come at all in the first place.’ Anderson’s remarks have predictably riled up the usual cast of characters. ‘A new low even for the Tories’, tweeted Labour MP Diane Abbott last night.

Sir Humphrey covers up, again

Good old Sir Humphrey. Tories, Labour, Lib Dems – whoever is in power, he always seems to win. In recent years, there appears to have been a veritable explosion in the number of leaks in Whitehall and, with them, the inevitable Cabinet Office inquiries. In July 2022, one was launched by Cabinet Secretary Simon Case after Cabinet Office papers, which damaged Penny Mordaunt's chances in the Conservative leadership race, were leaked. The year before that, another inquiry was set up to look into leaked text messages between Boris Johnson and James Dyson, detailing their conversations over ventilators during the pandemic. And, of course, there was the infamous 'chatty rat' leak in October 2020 over the second national lockdown.

Nicola Sturgeon’s splurges on airport VIP services

Despite it being the SNP’s main political goal, Scotland came no closer to becoming an independent state during Nicola Sturgeon’s long tenure as First Minister. Still, for Sturgeon, the SNP being in charge had at least one perk – it allowed her to cosplay as a world leader on the global stage. Who could forget the jet setting and endless summits, complete with awkward selfies with the great and good that defined her term? Now, official spending receipts obtained by the Labour party show the extent to which taxpayers footed the bill for these foreign jamborees. According to the documents, Scottish civil servants made 58,000 bank transactions using taxpayer funded cards between September 2019 and August last year.

Watch: Matt Hancock’s cringeworthy Barbie singalong

Can Matt Hancock sink any lower? Considering that only last year he lost the whip for abandoning his constituents to appear on I’m a Celebrity, and before that had his lockdown-busting affair exposed to the world, you would probably think not. Even so, the former Health Secretary has managed to once again plumb new depths, this time after turning his talents to lip-syncing. In a video released on his TikTok account this week, Hancock can be seen in a white shirt and shorts on a beach in an undisclosed location, singing along to the song ‘I’m just Ken’ from the recently released Barbie movie.

Could Corbyn derail Sadiq’s mayoral campaign?

Since the election date for next year’s London mayoral election was announced, Sadiq Khan has been putting on a show of confidence that his re-election is in the bag with his supporters pointing to polling that suggests Labour enjoy a 40-point lead in the capital. However, the Ulez expansion – which Keir Starmer blamed on his failure to take Uxbridge in last month's by-election – has certainly put a spring in the step of his Tory mayoral opponent Susan Hall. Now could a fresh nightmare be heading his way? It appears the incumbent Mayor of London might have an unwelcome challenger at next year’s election in the shape of none other than former Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn.

Inside the tussle over the Truss gongs

Another month, another resignation honours list. It was a row over Boris Johnson’s peerages that led to Rishi Sunak facing multiple by-elections last month – with one still to follow, should Nadine Dorries ever get round to quitting. But when it comes to Liz Truss’s honours list, the row is not so much about the vetting process that saw Dorries and others knocked off as who would want to be on it in the first place. Truss’s rumoured list of 14 appointees (an honour for every three and a half days of her 49-day premiership) is currently thought to be going through vetting. However, some in her team wanted their names off the list well before then.

Five of the worst Gary Neville moments

Having previously been known simply as ‘that footy pundit off the telly’, over the past year Gary Neville seems to have been trying to manoeuvre his way into politics. The former Man Utd captain signed up as a Labour member, conducted a cringeworthy Q&A with Keir Starmer at last year’s party conference, and has consistently called for the Tories to be removed from office. But is Neville a true comrade of the workers' movement? Mr S thought he'd do some digging into the right back's past... Qatari hypocrisy Having been a consistent critic of the Qatari government, their human rights' abuses and stance on gay rights, Neville then, er, became a fully paid-up member of Qatari state media by agreeing to be a pundit at the 2022 World Cup for beIN Sports.

Rishi Sunak, the ‘Swiftie’

Taylor Swift mania has hit Los Angeles this weekend as the best-selling songstress takes her sold out Eras tour to the Sunny State. It means local residents are on high alert that there is a chance they cross paths with Swift. So spare a thought for the young woman who headed to an early morning Taylor Swift-themed spin class only to see security everywhere. In a video on TikTok, she explains that she had the 'biggest heart attack of my life': 'my mind immediately goes "holy sh-- Taylor Swift is about to be riding in my 7am Soul Cycle class"'. Alas, it wasn't to be. Rather than Swift, the 'VIP' in question was none other than... Rishi Sunak. 'Turns out it was the Prime Minister of the UK. Apparently he's a Swiftie,' she explains in the video. https://www.tiktok.

Why won’t Keir Mather apologise to Germaine Greer?

Labour's newest and youngest MP, Keir Mather, is fresh out of Oxford – and on a path to the very top of his party. But the 25-year-old, who overturned a 20,000-vote Tory majority to win the Selby and Ainsty by-election last month, shares more than his first name with his party leader and boss, Keir Starmer. Starmer has spent some time getting himself into a muddle on a simple question: what is a woman? Now, it seems, 'baby' of the house of Commons Mather is determined to follow in Starmer's footsteps. In an interview with the Times, Mather was cagey on that question – and his response to whether he really did call Germaine Greer ‘an abhorrent transphobe’ was also hardly reassuring: 'It’s half a decade ago now. The debate was extremely hot; I can’t remember the context.

Eddie Izzard tries again to become a Labour MP

As the earth orbits the sun and leopards avoid changing their spots, so Eddie Izzard is again attempting to become a Labour MP.  This time the comedian and actor, who also goes by the name Suzy, is standing to become the Labour candidate to replace Caroline Lucas in Brighton Pavilion. In 2022, Izzard tried unsuccessfully to become the candidate for Sheffield Central; and in 2016 and 2018, Izzard ran to be on the Labour National Executive Committee, failing on both occasions.  An all-too-slick Twitter video announced Izzard’s candidacy, and Mr S wonders at the cost and production value, considering Izzard has not even been selected as Labour’s candidate. A timetable for Labour’s selection process has not yet been set out.

Watch: Tory minister prepares for a Labour election win

Oh dear. It seems Health Minister Maria Caulfield failed to get the memo on government lines to take this morning, when she made the fatal error of assuming that her own party would be defeated in the next election. Speaking to Sky News as part of her morning broadcast round, she questioned the consequences of Labour’s environmental policies ‘when they get into government’. Caulfield was being asked about Sadiq Khan’s expansion of the Ultra Low Emission Zone to the entirety of London, expressing her concerns about the impact of the draconian policy on working Londoners: 'I think the worry that people have is if that’s what Labour do in London where they are in power, what will they do to the rest of the country when they get into government.

Where did it go wrong for the Scottish Greens?

Dear oh dear. Things haven’t been going well for for the Green party lately and now they’ve just got a whole lot worse. The Green's first UK parliamentarian and former leader of the Scottish Greens Robin Harper has quit the party, announcing that the Greens have ‘lost the plot’. Mr S wonders how long it took him to notice – has he been living under a rock? In a scathing letter written to his successors ‘after lengthy consideration’, the octogenarian let loose on the party he’s been part of for decades.

‘Do you not speak English?’: Trump ally blasts BBC’s Chris Mason

Poor old BBC political editor Chris Mason got a rude awakening during his interview with Donald Trump’s former aide this morning. Sebastian Gorka blasted Mason for putting 'words in his mouth' in a fiery appearance on Radio 4's Today programme. Gorka, who served as Trump’s former deputy assistant, defended his former boss who was charged overnight with attempting to overturn the 2020 US election. But when Mason suggested Gorka was ‘talking down’ the US’ reputation as a ‘rich and vibrant democracy’, with no one being above the law, Trump's ally was not impressed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2lQSOST4lU 'Why are you putting words in my mouth? I’m talking about the absolute opposite. Do you not speak English? I’m talking about equality before the law.

Rishi Sunak takes a pop at Nadine Dorries

Rishi Sunak is jetting off on holiday to California this afternoon, but it seems the Prime Minister couldn’t resist a dig at Tory backbencher Nadine Dorries before he departs. Dorries, a close ally of Boris Johnson, has refused to quit parliament, despite saying in June that she would stand down as the MP for Mid Bedfordshire 'with immediate effect'. When LBC host Nick Ferrari asked Sunak for his ‘view of Nadine’, the PM responded: ‘I think people deserve to have an MP that represents them wherever they are…just making sure that your MP is engaging with you, representing you, whether that’s speaking in parliament or being present in their constituencies.’ He added: ‘that’s a job of an MP and all MPs should be held to that standard.

SNP face by-election after Margaret Ferrier ousted

Well, well, well. After almost three years of Margaret Ferrier’s Covid breaches coming under the spotlight, the SNP MP has finally been ousted from her seat in Rutherglen and Hamilton West. In the end, 11,896 people in her constituency – 14.7 per cent of eligible voters – physically signed the recall petition to eject her, a little over the 10 per cent needed.