Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Did Sir Keir mislead a mosque?

In his eagerness to stand with Israel, it seems Sir Keir might have slipped up. For a fortnight now Labour has been rowing about his comments in an LBC interview in which Starmer seemed to justify a water and electricity blockade of Gaza. Since then, it's been damage control galore, amid an exodus of outraged councillors quitting the party in disgust. Starmer is due to meet Muslim MPs today to discuss their concerns about all this. The Keirleaders will just be hoping that today's pow-wow goes better than Starmer's previous peace mission. On Sunday he visited a mosque before sharing a selection of HQ-approved images of him shaking hands and flashing smiles, along with a tweet declaring that 'I was grateful to hear from the Muslim community of the South Wales Islamic Centre.

Labour’s Hansard howlers on Israel

Communication is everything in politics, as Labour's overactive press office knows all too well. Earlier this month, Keir Starmer did an interview on LBC with Nick Ferrari in which the latter asked whether 'A siege is appropriate? Cutting off power? Cutting off water?' in Gaza. Starmer replied that 'I think that Israel does have that right. It is an ongoing situation. Obviously everything should be done within international law, but I don’t want to step away from the core principles that Israel has right to defend herself.' Cue much fury within the Labour party about Starmer justifying Israel’s water and electricity blockade of Gaza. His spokesman has since claimed that the comment was in response to a previous question on Israel’s right to defend itself.

Why did ITV give airtime to a Press TV reporter?

Oh dear. It seems that another major broadcaster has slipped up in their coverage of Israel and Palestine. This time it is ITV News, which this week featured in a segment ‘a British Palestinian woman living in London' called Latifa Abouchakra. She was invited on to talk about the Islamophobic abuse she has received in recent weeks, explaining how: I’ve been called a terrorist, I’ve been asked to go back home, I’ve had people in their cars making threatening gestures… it makes me feel as a Muslim woman in this country, that no matter how hard I work, no matter how good I can be, it will never be enough because appearently Mulims and Palestinians are inherently terrorists according to the system here, according to the narrative of the media here.

Nicola Sturgeon finally passes her driving test

It’s a red letter day for Nicola Sturgeon: she’s finally achieved something of lasting value. For the former First Minister has managed to pass her driving test at the precocious age of, er, 53. That’s just one year less than the average life expectancy of some of her male constituents under the SNP-run health service. Impressive stuff! Sturgeon praised her driving instructor for his help, writing on Instagram that ‘It was really important to me, as a 53-year-old former FM, not just to have an excellent teacher but someone I could trust and feel comfortable with.’ So clearly not Humza Yousaf then. She added that the experience of passing her test ‘proves that it’s never too late in life to do something new.

Could Kate Forbes make a comeback?

U-turns are seemingly all the rage right now. When it’s not Labour and the Keirleaders backtracking on policy, it’s the turn of the SNP to pick up the slack. Back in, er, March Humza Yousaf campaigned to lead the SNP on a platform of increased ‘progressive taxation’: the idea that in a cost-of-living crisis he should, er, tax successful people more. Yet now it appears that the flailing First Minister is having second thoughts… Yousaf proposed the introduction of a new tax band of 44 per cent income tax for those earning between £75,000 and £125,140. This is despite the Scottish government having previously introduced five different income tax bands, with Scottish taxpayers who earn north of £28,000 now expected to pay more than in the rest of the UK.

Khan’s cannabis commission kicked into long grass

Life in London is going swimmingly right now. Whether it's the lyrical cries for 'Jihad, jihad, jihad!' or Tube drivers leading chants of 'Free, free Palestine!' you can scarcely avoid the sounds of success these days. So it's good to know that the capital's mayor has his priorities in order. Back in May of last year, Sadiq Khan jetted off to California on a £34,000 trip to make the case for decriminalising cannabis, even though he, er, has no power to do so. That same month Khan announced the creation of the new-fangled 'London Drugs Commission' to explore the merits of such a move. But sixteen months on, Khan's creation has been something of a flop.

Simon Case goes on medical leave

It’s a tough old time for Rishi Sunak right now. Twenty points behind in the polls, he faces by-election defeats everywhere he looks as well as having to grapple with the ongoing unrest in the Middle East. But as he bids to turn it all around, it seems that the Prime Minister’s task has now got even more difficult – with his top senior civil servant taking time off. Politico today reports that Sunak's Cabinet Secretary is expected to be gone for ‘a number of weeks’ on medical leave. Given the absence is expected to be relatively short (ministers are due to be briefed by the Prime Minister this week) there is unlikely to be a single stand in.

Jihad chanters let off by the Met

Oh dear. It seems that the wokest police force in all the West has done it again. In the past fortnight, pro-Palestine marches in London have attracted some unseemly elements to their cause. One such example was offered today at an event for Islamist group Hizb ut-Tahrir in central London. After one speaker asked the crowd ‘What is the solution to liberate people in the concentration camp of Palestine?’ a chant of ‘Jihad, jihad, jihad’ echoed out around the speaker. An incitement for holy war? Surely grounds for a police intervention… Unfortunately not, it seems.

Watch: Tamworth Tory loser storms off

Oh dear. It seems that not all have taken the by-elections results well. Tories everywhere are waking up to two of the worst defeats in the party's history but others involved in the campaign have preferred not to stick around. Among them was Andrew Cooper, the defeated Conservative candidate in Tamworth. Moments after losing a safe seat with a majority of almost 20,000, Cooper left the hall, rather than stick around to hear the victory speech by Labour victor Sarah Edwards. By doing so, he eschewed his chance to thank those Tories who have toiled in his cause these past two months. In fairness to Cooper, it's not exactly been a great week.

Labour’s new towns PR blunder

Ping! An email lands in Steerpike's inbox. It's a press release about Labour's new homes pledge, touted with much fanfare in Liverpool last week. 'Labour will jump start planning' it declares, 'to build 1.5 million homes and save the dream of homeownership.' The 'transformational package of reforms' includes the 'next generation of "new towns", new communities with beautiful homes, green spaces, reliable transport links and bustling high streets.' All very motherhood and apple pie. But according to an accompanying document, the new towns are not just about homeownership.

‘WFH Whitehall’ still afflicting Foreign Office

The Foreign Office is often called the grandest of all Whitehall's ministries – so it's just a shame then that so few mandarins appear to enjoy it. New figures unearthed by Mr S show that less than half its staff were working in King Charles Street at the beginning of this month, despite much talk about getting 'back to the office'. And even last week, as the Gaza crisis raged, numbers working in the HQ building rose to just 56 per cent of staff. Hardly 'Action this day'... But one person who the Foreign Office was prepared to welcome was Erkin Tuniyaz, the governor of the Chinese region of Xinjiang, where ongoing human rights abuses are well-documented. Back in February he was due to come to London, though not at the invitation of the FCDO.

Biden struggles to speak aboard Air Force One

Is it ageist to suggest that an obviously frail 80-year-old might not be well suited to the task of resolving global conflicts? Even a man in his prime would struggle to fly from Washington to Israel, do a frantic day of talks, greet the suffering, make a speech and jet off again hours later to go back to leading the free world.  Joe Biden is not, to put it mildly, a man in his prime. The octogenarian Commander-in-Chief just about got through his duties in the Holy Land. He delivered a passable, albeit platitudinous speech about dealing with the pain caused by terrorism.  But then he reappeared in front of reporters on Air Force One, and the world was duly given another distressing Biden cognitive failure episode.  https://youtu.

Watch: SNP MP defects to Tories

Party conference season is over and now it’s back to school. Ahead of Prime Minister’s Questions today, all eyes were on the former SNP MP Lisa Cameron today as she defected to the Tories. The onetime Nat officially crossed the floor at midday to a hero’s welcome from the Conservative benches. The cheers were so loud in fact, that one MP was forced to shut up and sit down halfway through his question.  Lindsay Hoyle, Speaker of the House of Commons, was far from impressed. He fumed at the Tories:  Can I just say to the members, the member was in the middle of asking a question. I think it’s disrespectful to your own side. You should think about what you’re doing. Can I just say, people should wait.

Humza ‘Useless’ unpopular as ever with Scots 

It’s all very well judging political parties on their polling figures. But what exactly do voters think about their leaders? Look no further: thanks to Savanta polling for the Scotsman, Mr S has discovered just how negatively the people of Scotland view those vying to be their next First Minister. Bottom of the pile is, shock, horror, flailing First Minister Humza Yousaf. Quelle surprise! The polling confirms what we already previously knew: hapless Humza is officially ‘Useless’.  His first six months in power at Holyrood have seen him struggle to escape the shadow of his predecessor – and that ongoing police probe. A new word cloud generated about him from voter opinions reveals that his infamous nickname has stuck.

Sir Graham shines at 1922 shindig

The grey suits were out in force today at the launch of the official history of the 1922 Committee's first centenary. Knights, grandees and peers of the realm all crammed into Committee Room G of the Palace of Westminster to hail the release of Philip Norton's updated book. As one quote on the blurb put it: 'The 1922 is probably the most significant body in British politics that almost no one knows anything about – and what they do think they know is probably wrong.' Reflecting on the Committee's history, Norton remarked that: When they started, there was quite a high turnover [in chairmen] but not a high turnover in leaders. Nowadays it's the other way round. So we had leaders who would see several chairs of the 1922 Committee.

Sturgeon: I’m not the ‘Liz Truss of the SNP’

She’s back! It wouldn’t be a proper SNP jamboree without an appearance from the dear Leader, the self-identifying Chief Mammy of nationalist fervour, Nicola Sturgeon. As hard as she tried to claim her surprise visit to Aberdeen was not overshadowing her successor's first party conference, Mr S wasn’t convinced that even she believed that… With her entrance to the annual conference given a hero’s welcome, Sturgeon was swarmed by adoring activists as she crowed to journalists about her ‘fair amount of electoral success’.

Peter Bone gives Sunak another by-election headache

Poor Rishi Sunak is stuck in a Sisyphean circle from hell. Each month, he prepares himself for a much-hyped reset, only to find himself fighting yet another by-election not of his own making. This Thursday he faces a brace of defeats in Mid-Bedfordshire and Tamworth thanks to the misdemeanours of Nadine Dorries and Chris Pincher respectively. A Tory defeat in the former would be the largest numerical majority to be overturned in British electoral history; a defeat in the latter would foreshadow the landslide that Tony Blair won 26 years ago. Now Sunak faces yet another by-election not of his own making – this time in Peter Bone's Wellingborough seat.

SNP conference flops on day one

It seems the SNP’s prospects are as gloomy as the Granite City. Day one of the nationalists’ shindig in Aberdeen has already seen a range of, er, unorthodox contributions made on the main stage. It turns out that there are people madder than the SNP politicians: the party’s membership. From furious talk of ‘treason’ to a star turn from an SNP activist who recently launched a leadership bid to topple Humza Yousaf, it’s been another stellar outing for the self-identifying ‘natural party of government’. Today’s members’ discussion was focused on – what else? – independence.

Stephen Flynn’s shameless conference speech

To Aberdeen, where the great and the not-so-good of Scotland’s independence movement are gathering to pay tribute to that once mighty juggernaut known as the SNP. These days though the Nats are having a tough time, suffering an embarrassing defeat in the Rutherglen by-election and seeing one of their own defect to the Conservative party... Still, to listen to Stephen Flynn you would think all is rosy in the nationalist world. With more front than Jenners, the SNP Westminster leader boldly told the party faithful that, with education, health and economic ratings all tanking, he had at last discovered who is to blame: Politics does too easily and too often descend into a blame game. But when the blame is this blatant it deserves to be repeated – and it needs to be remembered.

Kate Forbes joins SNP conference boycott

Dear oh dear. The SNP is not a happy place right now. Following yesterday’s spectacular defection from Lisa Cameron, Kate Forbes has today announced she will also be a no-show at SNP conference for the first time since becoming an MSP. Forbes, who narrowly lost hapless Humza earlier this year, plans to shun her party’s Aberdeen shindig and head instead stateside. Forbes says she has ‘longstanding engagements’ in the US, but her timing will raise eyebrows among the SNP establishment. Sunny climates or watching your party implode in the Granite City? Tough choice…. Forbes isn’t likely to be the only SNP politician snubbing Yousaf’s first party conference, senior nationalists tell Steerpike.