Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Michelle Mone hits back at Sunak

'When you're in a hole, stop digging.' It's a famous mantra known to all; everyone that is, except for Michelle Mone. The lingerie tycoon has spent most of the past 24 hours railing against critics on her Twitter/X account, following her disastrous interview with Laura Kuenssberg in which she admitted she lied when denying involvement with a company that won UK government deals to provide personal protective equipment during the pandemic. Having criticised moderators for inserting a 'reader added context' note in one post about PPE Medpro's contracts, she suffered the indignity of having another added in her follow-up complaint about it being 'very biased and factually incorrect'. But now 'Baroness Bra' has a new target in her sights: the Prime Minister.

SNP’s social media game backfires

If there’s one thing the SNP are good at, it’s spin. But lately even the skill of self-promotion seems to have deserted Holyrood’s rulers, judging by their increasingly shaky grip on power. A perfect example of this was offered yesterday in the form of some shiny new graphics pumped out by the Scottish government’s official Twitter/X account. Run by civil servants, it is supposed to be Scotland’s voice to the world. But in Humza Yousaf’s Scotland, its relationship to the SNP increasingly resembles that of Pravda to the Kremlin. The Scottish government declared that: ‘Below-inflation funding uplifts in England impact Scotland's budget. In the UK government's Autumn Statement, only £10.

Eddie Izzard loses, yet again

Oh dear. Labour's biggest loser has done it again. Poor old Eddie Izzard has a pretty poor track record when it comes to backing political campaigns. Among the comedian's greatest hits include Yes2AV, backing Gordon Brown, Ed Miliband and Jeremy Corbyn in successive general elections, endorsing the Euro and Remain in 2016 and bidding to end restrictions on Westminster street performers. Such a track record has not discouraged Izzard. On the contrary, the longtime luvvie has recently begun to branch out from national campaigns to standing for high office himself. Thus far, this has included failed tilts for Labour's National Executive Council and the party's Sheffield Central selection.

Harry and Meghan named ‘biggest Hollywood losers’

At last, official confirmation that Harry and Meghan are the world’s most unpopular couple – by their local newspaper, no less. This month, Hollywood Reporter has ranked Harry and Meghan among its biggest losers of the year. Still, at least the dynamic duo haven’t sunk completely into irrelevance just yet… Launching a scathing attack on the royal renegades, the magazine speaks for much of LA when it writes that: After a whiny Netflix documentary, a whiny biography (Spare – even the title is a pouty grip) and an inert podcast, the Harry and Meghan brand swelled into a sanctimonious bubble just begging to be popped – and South Park was the pin. Ouch.

Another by-election looms for Rishi

Poor Rishi Sunak just can’t catch a break. Every time he tries to establish a new narrative, one of his MPs triggers a by-election that gets us talking about the same old Tory woes. Today it’s the turn of Blackpool backbencher Scott Benton. He was the MP caught on camera by the Times in April, allegedly boasting about lobbying ministers for cash to a gambling firm. Since then he has sat as an independent MP, pending an investigation by the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards and subsequent approval by the Standards Committee. Today their verdict was published and it doesn’t make for happy reading. Benton is facing a 35-day suspension from the Commons.

Watch: Kemi Badenoch blasts Labour MP in gender spat

Kemi Badenoch isn't exactly known for beating around the bush, and her spat with a Labour MP at this evening's Women and Equalities Select Committee was no exception. After Kate Osborne accused the Business Secretary of using ‘inflammatory language’, and likening ‘children and young people coming out as trans to the spread of a disease’, Badenoch didn't hesitate to hit back, saying: KB: I never said that. That is a lie. KO: Well... KB: That is a lie. And I think you should withdraw that statement. That is a lie. You are lying. You are lying. KO: I’m not lying to you… KB: You are. I have never used the word disease. And this is exactly what I’m talking about. You are making a statement in a select committee that are untrue.

Sunak’s popularity hits record low

It never rains but it pours. Every time poor Rishi Sunak seems to catch a break, bad news appears just around the corner. Less than 24 hours after the government won the Rwanda vote last night, the Prime Minister’s popularity has reached a record new low. Sunak is now as unpopular as his onetime-boss-turned-nemesis Boris Johnson. Talk about a comedown… Some 70 per cent of people have an unfavourable view of Sunak, new YouGov polling shows – a result which now matches the unfavourability rating of his party. Sunak’s net favorability score has dropped ten points since November to, er, minus 49. By comparison, Johnson's was minus 46 immediately after he resigned, dropping to minus 53 a month later.

Watch: James Cleverly fumbles Rwanda victory lap

It was a good win last night for the Prime Minister and Home Secretary James Cleverly. The government managed to keep the number of Tory abstentions down in order to enable the Rwanda Bill to progress to its next stage. But on this morning’s media round, Cleverly has not been quite as fluent as last night’s whipping operation. On Good Morning Britain, Cleverly faced a barrage of questioning from Ed Balls — and struggled to hold his own, tripping over his words like nobody’s business. When asked for specifics on the bill, the Home Secretary appeared more than a little, er, discombobulated… https://youtube.com/shorts/b2Bk_L8T05w?feature=share Then came the turn of Sky News.

Security minister takes a jab at David Cameron 

David Cameron probably wasn’t expecting to be trolled by his own security minister when he posed for his latest photo. The Foreign Secretary was photographed with Sebastien Lai, whose father Jimmy Lai remains imprisoned in Hong Kong. ‘The UK opposes the National Security Law and will continue to stand by Jimmy Lai and the people of HK,’ the tweet from the Foreign Office account said. https://twitter.com/tomtugendhat/status/1734844697586049288?s=46&t=8cYUP2gboiCFYzQvIAesrg) But the FCDO's assurance didn’t go down well with everyone. Security minister Tom Tugendhat couldn’t resist taking a jab, tweeting: ‘I guess the golden era is over.’ Miaow... Mr S can’t blame Tugendhat for being confused.

Danny Kruger proves to be a thorn in Sunak’s side

Oh dear. For a while now, Danny Kruger has established himself as one of the more troublesome Tory MPs from No. 10’s perspective. The 2019 MP served as political secretary to Boris Johnson before entering parliament. Yet in recent months he has tended to adopt positions that cause Downing Street a headache. He helped found the 'New Conservatives' - a Tory caucus largely made up of 2019 intake MPs in red wall seats. While Kruger's seat is very much in the blue wall category, he has warned repeatedly that Sunak must keep the 2019 election coalition of voters alive. This morning, Kruger was one in a group of 'New Conservatives' to have breakfast with the Prime Minister as Sunak tried to convince them to back the Rwanda Bill.

Net zero minister forced to fly back for crunch vote

It’s been a rather difficult week for Rishi Sunak, and it’s still only Tuesday. After being grilled by the Covid Inquiry yesterday, today Sunak is having to fend off a right-wing rebellion on his Rwanda plan. And now the government's net zero minister Graham Stuart has been forced to fly back from Dubai's COP28 for tonight's vote before, er, flying back again afterwards. So much for those environmental commitments... Stuart's departure means that the UK now has no ministerial representation at the international conference as final talks commence. And Labour’s Shadow Home Secretary Yvette Cooper has cottoned on to this somewhat sub-optimal set of events. She mocked the hasty return of the climate minister.

Cleverly takes a swipe at the Spartans

Christmas party season is in full swing and last night it was the turn of the Onward think tank. Old survivors and bright young things gathered in the Georgian splendour of the Royal Society of Arts to hear from star speaker James Cleverly. Though the mood in government is grim, the Home Secretary betrayed little trace of that, listing to assembled wonks, hacks and assorted grandees his colleagues' achievements in office, including 'doubling the number of immigration ministers'. But it was a classical allusion that caught Steerpike's ear when Cleverly sought to channel his inner Boris Johnson with a slight dig at the self-identifying 'Spartans' of the European Research Group.

‘Division will be punished’: Tory MPs urged not to rebel on Rwanda

Can Rishi Sunak persuade wavering Tory MPs not to vote down his Rwanda bill this afternoon? The European Research Group has already delivered its withering verdict: its so-called ‘star chamber’ of legal experts say the bill – which the government hopes will give the green light to send migrants to Africa – offers a ‘partial and incomplete solution’ to the problem of legal challenges being used to delay flights. The New Conservatives group has also waded in to declare that the bill requires 'major surgery or replacement'. Rishi Sunak is holding a breakfast meeting this morning to try and persuade his MPs not to vote the bill down. Meanwhile, heavyweight backbench Tories have been touring the airwaves to win over rebels. https://twitter.

Gary Lineker slips up (again)

Will Gary Lineker ever learn? The BBC Sports pundit is now facing criticism after signing an open letter calling for the government to end the Rwanda plan and create a ‘fair new plan for refugees’. It comes just nine months after he sparked a huge row over describing government rhetoric as being not dissimilar from, er, 1930s Germany. So much for that famed BBC impartiality… Far from being chastened, the left-wing centre forward it at it again. Quote-tweeting Jonathan Gullis MP on Twitter — who criticised Lineker’s impartiality rule breach — the Match of the Day presenter sneered: ‘Jonathan hasn’t read the new guidelines…or, should I say, had someone read them to him?

Key moments: Rishi Sunak’s Covid Inquiry evidence

It’s week nine of the UK Covid Inquiry – and time for the Prime Minister to face the music. Today, Rishi Sunak has his turn in the hot seat, as new polling shows that the public now belatedly disapprove of his lockdown measures. Quelle surprise. Meanwhile his ‘allies’ – including, er, Jacob Rees-Mogg, are cited in the Telegraph as arguing that the Covid Inquiry has already decided that Sunak’s push to reopen hospitality after the first lockdown was harmful. Find the highlights below… Hecklers Today’s session did not get off to the best start for Sunak after he was heckled upon arrival. ‘Lives are more important than money!’ cried one protestor, as other shouts could be heard in the background.

Nigel Farage comes third on I’m A Celeb

It’s been a highly anticipated finale of I’m A Celebrity, not least because of the staying power of Brexit mastermind Nigel Farage — who tonight made third place in the series. For weeks, viewers have been glued to their screens, delighting in seeing the controversial GB news presenter squirm. From eating pig’s anus on pizza to being filmed in the nude, it’s certainly tested Farage’s humility.  But while no one could accuse Farage of being camera shy, ITV insiders have complained that the ex-MEP is ‘one of the least interesting campmates ever’. Others have criticised the former Brexit party leader of tactically stripping and wearing his shirt backwards to better display his voting information.

SNP probe investigates £95,000 Jaguar

It’s safe to say that it’s not been a great year for the SNP. For 2023 ends as it began – with questions being asked about the long-running investigation into the party’s finances. And while a luxury campervan sparked headlines earlier this year, attention has now alighted on the purchase of a luxury £95,000 Jaguar car. Can’t beat buying British, eh? As part of Police Scotland’s ongoing probe, the cops are investigating the purchase of a top range electric vehicle. It is alleged to have been bought by Nicola Sturgeon’s husband Peter Murrell – the SNP’s former chief executive – from a dealership in Edinburgh in October 2019.

Will Tory plotters sink Sunak?

After months of tedium, Sunday newsrooms everywhere rejoiced at Robert Jenrick's resignation on Wednesday night. Finally, a return to the greatest hits: Tory splits and fevered speculation of a leadership contest. Leading the way is the Mail on Sunday which brings news of yet another food-themed conspiracy. Boris Johnson saw off the 'pork pie plot' but Rishi Sunak is reportedly facing the 'pasta plotters' who are 'cooking up a scheme' to oust him at a Covent Garden Italian eaterie. Penne Mordaunt for leader, anyone? The paper declares tonight that a 'determined cabal of MPs and political strategists' have been meeting at the legendary Giovanni's restaurant, a stone's throw away from Westminster.

Watch: Naga Munchetty’s X-rated jibe at Boris

Pity the poor staff and stars of Have I Got News For You. Having propelled Boris Johnson to fame in the early noughties, HIGNFY has spent much of the past three years desperately trying to rectify its mistake. The likes of Carol Vorderman or Clive Myrie are among those who have taken pops at the former premier, who seems to be a particular target of the show’s ire. Further proof of this was offered on Friday when Naga Munchetty made an X-rated dig about the onetime Tory leader. The BBC Breakfast star – who has previously had her own brush with the Corporation’s censors – cited evidence heard by the Covid Inquiry, quoting one news article which said ‘Boris Johnson told the Inquiry that “abusive messages are part of the creative process”.