Paul Wood

Wednesday

27 May 2026

Paul Wood

‘Ever since we cancelled our recipe box we can never decide what to eat.’

Wednesday

20 May 2026

Paul Wood

‘Poor, or garden chic?’

Wednesday

8 April 2026

Paul Wood

‘Is he forgiving enough to send me back but this time with lots of money?’

Wednesday

25 March 2026

Paul Wood

‘I’m thinking of defecting to the Greens’

Wednesday

18 February 2026

Paul Wood

Do you think we’ve reached peak faux outrage?

Paul Wood

Look, he’s finally transitioning from lying down to sitting up

Wednesday

11 February 2026

Paul Wood

I’d offer to drown our sorrows, but no one wants us in their pubs

Wednesday

4 February 2026

Paul Wood

‘Maybe this isn’t such a cool look after all.’

Wednesday

28 January 2026

Paul Wood

Typical! Couldn’t wait until the end of January

Wednesday

21 January 2026

Paul Wood

‘I no longer trust the government, the scientists, Big Pharma, the mainstream media…’

Wednesday

14 January 2026

Paul Wood

‘This? Oh, it’s nothing.’

Wednesday

7 January 2026

Paul Wood

I don’t know why we come to this pub, we can never get a seat

Monday

29 December 2025

Paul Wood

‘Labour want to postpone them to 2027.’

Monday

8 December 2025

Paul Wood

‘What do you suggest for my dad who’s now my mother?’

Wednesday

19 November 2025

Paul Wood

‘Before I give you my answer, can I ask you to subscribe…’

Wednesday

24 September 2025

Paul Wood

Simon might say, Mother, but AI thinks different.

Wednesday

10 September 2025

Paul Wood

Brie

Wednesday

3 September 2025

Paul Wood

Intimacy co-ordinator

Wednesday

27 August 2025

Paul Wood

In the UK you can smell skunk on every street corner

Wednesday

13 August 2025

Paul Wood

It’s a boy who will transition to a woman