Dad, can you trickle me down some economics?
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‘Dad, can you trickle me down some economics?’
Nick Newman
Thursday
Thursday
Russian weapon shortage
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Thursday
Has fracking started?
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‘Are you trembling with rage or has fracking started?’
Monarch of the Glen
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Thursday
Parents don’t think you’re being stretched enough
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‘Your parents don’t think you’re being stretched enough.’
We’re in the school catchment area
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‘Oh no! We’re in the school catchment area.’
The land of our dreams
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‘We’re almost at the land of our dreams – I can smell the raw sewage.’
Thursday
What do we want?
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Thursday
It’s like being in government but with more to do
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‘It’s like being in government but with more to do.’
Don’t worry I’m still in charge
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Thursday
That’s global warming for you
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‘That’s global warming for you.’
Thursday
I’m a championship-winning footballer
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‘I’m a championship-winning footballer trapped in a man’s body.’
If they shouldn’t be here
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‘If they shouldn’t be here, we should send them to Rwanda.’
Thursday
The booster seat
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‘The booster seat’s for Lord Wilf.’
Thursday
How does your garden grow?
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‘Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary, how does your garden grow?’
Thursday
Lulu Lytle
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‘I expect Lulu Lytle will be overly decorated.’
Our leader’s decided to cling on
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‘Our leader’s decided to cling on.’
Thursday
Never mix grain and grope
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‘Never mix grain and grope.’
Thursday
When you promised me a treehouse I knew it would never happen
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‘When you promised me a treehouse I knew it would never happen.’
An unlikely couple
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‘I always said Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall made an unlikely couple.’