‘You could go home, order it online and pick it up tomorrow. It’s cheaper with click and collect.’
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‘You could go home, order it online and pick it up tomorrow. It’s cheaper with click and collect.’
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Wednesday
I’m going to try to go back to sleep
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‘I’m going to try to go back to sleep.’
Wednesday
‘I thought you were keeping up with the plot. Now one of us will have to Google it.’
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‘I thought you were keeping up with the plot. Now one of us will have to Google it.’
Friday
Wednesday
‘How long do you think Keir Starmer can keep hanging by a thread?’
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‘How long do you think Keir Starmer can keep hanging by a thread?’
Did you order cheese?
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Wednesday
I have a book in me
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Is it just me, or do you feel like Greenland?
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Friday
‘CDs? You’re so old-fashioned, Dad.’
‘CDs? You’re so old-fashioned, Dad.’
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Wednesday
‘CDs? You’re so old-fashioned, Dad.’
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‘CDs? You’re so old-fashioned, Dad.’
That’s it, play the victim again
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‘That’s it, play the victim again.’
Monday
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Saturday
‘I’ve had to get rid of the naughty and nice lists, it was affecting mental health.’
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‘I’ve had to get rid of the naughty and nice lists, it was affecting mental health.’
Friday
‘Oh, I don’t go to every house any more.’
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‘Oh, I don’t go to every house any more.’
Bang goes our quiet Christmas
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‘Bang goes our quiet Christmas.’
Wednesday
‘It’s very modern. There’s a different takeaway driver behind every door.’
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‘It’s very modern. There’s a different takeaway driver behind every door.’
Wednesday
I may have been asleep for 100 years, but my deep sleep was only 21 per cent
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‘I may have been asleep for 100 years, but my deep sleep was only 21 per cent.’
