PPEpper grinder
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PPEpper grinder
KJ Lamb
Thursday
Thursday
Think of leaving England
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‘Lie back and think of leaving England.’
Spare me the lecture, Grenville
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‘Spare me the lecture, Grenville.’
Thursday
Can’t stand this foreign food
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‘Can’t stand this foreign food — what’s wrong with pizza and curry?’
Sorry – you’re breaking up.
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‘Sorry – you’re breaking up.’
Thursday
Why are they called headlines?
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‘Why are they called headlines?’
I’m worried about Roger
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‘I’m worried about Roger — he’s not in a good place right now.’
Thursday
Can I stop making bread yet?
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‘Can I stop making bread yet?’
The genie of the energy-saving lamp
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The genie of the energy-saving lamp
I like your lack of water feature
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‘I like your lack of water feature’
Thursday
You rang, texted, emailed and facetimed, my lord?
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‘You rang, texted, emailed and facetimed, my lord?
I’ve acquired word immunity
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‘I’ve acquired word immunity.’
Thursday
Clapping himself
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‘He’s clapping himself because he’s remembered which day of the week it is.’
Sheep deprivation
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‘You appear to be suffering from sheep deprivation.’
The spare room is very nice
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‘I’ve heard the spare room is very nice at this time of year.’
Thursday
10,000 issue
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Harold’s got boardroom eyes
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‘Harold’s got boardroom eyes.’
Thursday
2020 Calendaaaargh
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Please gambol responsibly
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Thursday
I bore people
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‘I’m worried that I bore people.’
