The genie of the energy-saving lamp
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The genie of the energy-saving lamp
KJ Lamb
Thursday
I like your lack of water feature
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‘I like your lack of water feature’
Thursday
You rang, texted, emailed and facetimed, my lord?
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‘You rang, texted, emailed and facetimed, my lord?
I’ve acquired word immunity
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‘I’ve acquired word immunity.’
Thursday
Clapping himself
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‘He’s clapping himself because he’s remembered which day of the week it is.’
Sheep deprivation
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‘You appear to be suffering from sheep deprivation.’
The spare room is very nice
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‘I’ve heard the spare room is very nice at this time of year.’
Thursday
10,000 issue
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Harold’s got boardroom eyes
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‘Harold’s got boardroom eyes.’
Thursday
2020 Calendaaaargh
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Please gambol responsibly
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Thursday
I bore people
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‘I’m worried that I bore people.’
Two metres apart
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‘We’re not used to being two metres apart — it’s usually further.’
Saturday
Munch’s ‘The Cough’
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Saturday
My tweet about Covid-19 has gone viral
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‘My tweet about Covid-19 has gone viral.’
Well — must press on…
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‘Well — must press on…’
How do I know if it’s social
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‘How do I know if it’s social or anti-social distancing?’
Saturday
Did you find what you were looking for?
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Saturday
Children’s books
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Saturday
Atishoo, atishoo
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‘Atishoo, atishoo — put on your head-protectors, elbow- and knee-pads and use the mats provided — we all fall down!’
