No, you can’t have a note
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‘No, you can’t have a note excusing you from PPE.’
KJ Lamb
Thursday
Wait till your father
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‘Wait till your father actually goes somewhere and then gets home...’
Thursday
Anxiety counselling session
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Thursday
Anti-snaxxer
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Anti-snaxxer
Thursday
Valentine’s Day 2021
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Valentine’s Day 2021
Thursday
Complete form first
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‘You’ll need to complete this form before you can import that bottle.’
Thursday
This little piggy
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‘And this little piggy didn’t go anywhere due to problems with the paperwork.’
Thursday
Staggered return to work
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Staggered return to work
Thursday
UK government angel
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UK government angel
Support bubbles
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‘Support bubbles have been such an important part of this year.’
Group bug
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Group bug
Thursday
Oven ready
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Thursday
Seems fitting that it’s ending in tiers
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‘Seems fitting that it’s ending in tiers.’
Thursday
Less orange
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‘The future is less orange.’
Thursday
Trigger or treat?
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‘Trigger or treat?’
Thursday
Hoarding problem
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‘So — let’s talk about your hoarding problem.’
To be honest, Marjorie
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‘To be honest, Marjorie — I feel like I’m vegetating.’
Thursday
Pass the hand sanitiser
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‘Remind me, do you pass the hand sanitiser to the right or the left?’
Thursday
Visit the in-laws
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‘I’m really worried we may be allowed to visit the in-laws.’
Thursday
I know there isn’t a curfew
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‘I know there isn’t a curfew. We just want you to leave.’
