Hoping for more
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‘To be honest, we were hoping for more than this.’
KJ Lamb
Thursday
Thursday
Not working from home
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‘Homework? Sorry – I’m not working from home anymore.’
Thursday
Self-isolation photos
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Thursday
He’s off to study PPE
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‘He’s off to study PPE.’
Thursday
He’s grown out of his issues
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‘He’s grown out of his issues — he needs bigger ones’
It’s mock Tudor
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‘It’s mock Tudor’
Thursday
Pickled pepper pickers
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‘I predict problems procuring pickled pepper pickers post-Brexit’
Thursday
Face covering
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‘Certainly sir – and thank you for protecting others by wearing the required face covering.’
Thursday
Back in the office
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‘It’s going to take a while to adjust to being back in the office.’
Love is in the air
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‘Love is in the air. But also Covid.’
High volume of mating calls
From our UK edition
‘We are experiencing an unusually high volume of mating calls...’
Thursday
PPEpper grinder
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PPEpper grinder
Thursday
Think of leaving England
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‘Lie back and think of leaving England.’
Spare me the lecture, Grenville
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‘Spare me the lecture, Grenville.’
Thursday
Can’t stand this foreign food
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‘Can’t stand this foreign food — what’s wrong with pizza and curry?’
Sorry – you’re breaking up.
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‘Sorry – you’re breaking up.’
Thursday
Why are they called headlines?
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‘Why are they called headlines?’
I’m worried about Roger
From our UK edition
‘I’m worried about Roger — he’s not in a good place right now.’
Thursday
Can I stop making bread yet?
From our UK edition
‘Can I stop making bread yet?’
