KJ Lamb

‘Seems fitting that it’s ending in tiers.’

‘The future is less orange.’

‘Trigger or treat?’

‘So — let’s talk about your hoarding problem.’

‘Remind me, do you pass the hand sanitiser to the right or the left?’

‘I’m really worried we may be allowed to visit the in-laws.’

‘I know there isn’t a curfew. We just want you to leave.’

‘Homework? Sorry – I’m not working from home anymore.’

‘He’s off to study PPE.’

‘He’s grown out of his issues — he needs bigger ones’

‘I predict problems procuring pickled pepper pickers post-Brexit’

‘Certainly sir – and thank you for protecting others by wearing the required face covering.’

‘It’s going to take a while to adjust to being back in the office.’