Kipper Williams

‘You’re never more than six years away from a climate catastrophe.’

‘She couldn’t get on to Instagram for seven hours.’

‘That’s so unfair!’

‘Have you considered becoming a Covid test provider?’

‘Get a move on and you won’t have to pay sugar tax.’

‘If Covid doesn’t kill us, the junk food will.’

‘See you on Freedom Day.’

‘That’s nearly as much as a two-bed fisherman’s cottage’

‘How long have you got?’