Kelly Chapman is a culture writer based in Washington, DC. She writes under the pseudonym Audrey Horne on Substack.
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No one in the DC political class is cool. For all our American spirit of independence, democracy still defers to the majority, and power compels even the most singular, Machiavellian mind to mold itself in the image of the people. Politics drains the blood out of the individual, replacing him or her with a bland
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The first thing you learn as a young woman, without anyone telling you a word, is that men love sex. Men want to have sex with you and men want to have sex with every woman. They love sex so much they will do anything to get it. They will trick you into having sex
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The X-native AI Grok exploded in popularity this weekend – as users discovered that its media tab was filled with requests to generate disrobed and scantily clad versions of images of women and children that people had posted publicly. “Put her in a bikini,” users asked the AI. Grok complied with these requests freely, with
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The app has done more for the city’s social life than a decade of think-tank happy hours
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My social life is meeting a different character every week
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Each city serves Power while sacrificing meaning
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I turned to film to re-enchant myself with the city in which I live
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This is Washington’s particular joke, sharpened in the second Trump era: violence is never just local
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No matter what you drink, someone is watching and drawing conclusions
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Butterworth’s has been profiled more often than the new Pope
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It takes the experience of eating an oyster and scales it up tenfold into an exercise in excess
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What other food could be so eloquent? What other food could communicate so much with so little force?
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The animatronic children of ‘It’s a Small World’ made me cry
