I have full confidence in you
From our UK edition
‘Bad news I’m afraid – I have full confidence in you.’
Grizelda
Wednesday
So we’re agreed
From our UK edition
‘So we’re agreed – turning a blind eye is cheaper than an investigation.’
Wednesday
The end of woke
From our UK edition
Elon Musk endorsement
From our UK edition
‘Oh no! He’s received an Elon Musk endorsement.’
Sunday
In order to stay relevant we need to modernise
From our UK edition
‘I’m sorry, but in order to stay relevant we need to modernise.’
Monday
You’re terribly white
From our UK edition
‘You’re terribly white.’
You need to download the app!
From our UK edition
‘Wake up! You need to download the app!’
Invitation
From our UK edition
‘It’s an invitation to spend Christmas with the relatives.’
Wednesday
I can’t decide
From our UK edition
‘I can’t decide what phone to get.’
Wednesday
It’ll be nice to do some harm for a change
From our UK edition
‘It’ll be nice to do some harm for a change.’
I worry that we’re in an echo chamber
From our UK edition
‘I worry that we’re in an echo chamber.’
Wednesday
Please help or I’ll become far right
From our UK edition
Wednesday
I’m the first stale, pale and male man to head up an EDI department!
From our UK edition
‘I’m the first stale, pale and male man to head up an EDI department!’
Wednesday
Assisted Dying Bill
From our UK edition
‘Hurry up with that Assisted Dying Bill.’
Wednesday
We’d like to run up a £20 billion black hole
From our UK edition
‘We’d like to run up a £20 billion black hole.’
Wednesday
Made my living
From our UK edition
Wednesday
I hate missing the Tories
From our UK edition
‘I hate missing the Tories.’
Wednesday
Good news!
From our UK edition
‘Good news! You’re involved in an acceptable form of extremism.’
Wednesday
Twitter leaving do
From our UK edition
‘Oh no! We’ve been invited to another Twitter leaving do.’
Wednesday
It’s OK everyone
From our UK edition
‘It’s OK, everyone! Toby’s a left-wing thug.’
