Grizelda

‘I’m the first stale, pale and male man to head up an EDI department!’

‘Hurry up with that Assisted Dying Bill.’

‘We’d like to run up a £20 billion black hole.’

‘I hate missing the Tories.’

‘Good news! You’re involved in an acceptable form of extremism.’

‘Oh no! We’ve been invited to another Twitter leaving do.’

‘It’s OK, everyone! Toby’s a left-wing thug.’

‘I bring diversity to your women’s gathering!’

‘I’m on your wife’s side, you bastard!’

‘Can you identify as women?’

‘So, what do you pretend to believe in?’

‘I used to be a shy Tory – now I’m a really embarrassed one.’

‘I’m worried we’re not being annoying enough.’

‘Oh no! We can’t burn them as they’ll produce harmful CO2.’