Godfrey Elfwick

Bring on the WokeChip

Twitter and Facebook and Google and Apple have joined forces, like Marvel’s Avengers, to bravely eliminate the bad guys in our midst

My inbox has been literally inundated with more than several emails beseeching my guidance on every progressive topic under the sun

I believe that I qualify for reparations from the white man who has kept me down and prevented me from achieving my full potential

Pretending to be black is a common side-effect of trauma

Anyone who drives a Prius is welcome to a bumper sticker

I closed my eyes for a moment and imagined the police’s confusion as they watched me approach them

Your vanilla voice is not welcome. Your low-pigment opinions are invalid

Do it for the children

CHAZ is an oasis of acceptance amid a society hell bent on glorifying discrimination and prejudice

The complete removal of a police force is exactly the kind of thing John Lennon (who was tragically shot dead in 1980) would have been behind

As a transwoman, the chance of me ever being able to have an abortion in my lifetime is slim

It takes a lot more effort for someone like me to face this outbreak head-on as a genderflective cisneg agitator

The majority of Trump-idolaters criticize Islam for not allowing women to choose who they wish to marry

Valentine’s is another patriarchal holiday meant to goad us into accepting capitalism

If you have a ‘type’ when it comes to matters of the heart, then your narrow-mindedness sickens me

All I had to do was give myself a colonic with a turkey baster and a sachet of organic miso soup, and I was ready to embark on my metaphysical quest

I’m dreaming of a woke Chr*stm*s