A Godfrey New Year
All I had to do was give myself a colonic with a turkey baster and a sachet of organic miso soup, and I was ready to embark on my metaphysical quest
All I had to do was give myself a colonic with a turkey baster and a sachet of organic miso soup, and I was ready to embark on my metaphysical quest
The SDF look like city hipsters in an Arab village, blasting Kurdish revolutionary music from civilian cars
‘The new owners employ Army vets for a few dollars a day to sit by a van in case an inspector comes’
Europe’s churches are under attack
Trump Tweet Hints At Displeasure With Lawyer ‘Rudy Is A Great Guy But He Is Making Trump Look Evil And Should Stop Going On TV NOW!!!’
Americans are learning to live in a post-Christian age
Christmas is under attack. It has to be defended
I’m dreaming of a woke Chr*stm*s
Part of the problem is sheer mental and physical laziness
Among partying druggies, the trust that has disappeared from every level of society is fully present
I learned it’s frowned upon to say things like Christmas carols make me want to blow my brains out
I dig the Mormons and even pull for Brigham Young University’s football team
Taking a doughy-handed son of privilege and making him clubbable doesn’t happen by magic
I have never been anywhere where the sea has such beautiful colors that change so rapidly
I am a very demanding partner and, sometimes, unpleasant competition
A surprising number of my contemporaries have children who are stand-up comics
By the time I was 12, I was listening to Bob Marley while memorizing Dr King
In the West, hierarchies of collective privilege and victimhood are more important than individual rights
The attitude of Jewish ‘Russians’ in America toward Russia is goodbye and good luck. But mostly goodbye
It would be hard to argue that today’s teenagers have emerged happier than the generation raised by distant dads