Aliens
‘It’s Zok here from the “human abduction team”. Do we have disabled access facilities?’
More cartoons
Thursday
Burka
‘Men — they’re all the same.’
Unicorns
‘I make it 8.36.’
Cable
Smoking 7
‘Anti-smoking propaganda has really hardened.’
Multitask
‘And verily I say to you, go forth and multitask.’
Outside 2
‘I do wish you wouldn’t look at the outside world — you know it only upsets you.’
Tramps 4
‘Night, night. Sleep tight.’
Clowns 2
‘I’m bravely taking a make-up-free selfie.’
Pensioner
‘Dad, can I borrow the pension pot for the weekend?’
Dec
‘I’m in for assaulting Ant, but it’s a case of mistaken identity — I thought it was Dec.’
Osborne
‘We’ll start with a pub and a bingo hall.’
Jobless
‘Congratulations! It’s a jobless young person.’
Booty
Eurovision 2
‘There’s only one sanction Putin will respond to – we must throw Russia out of the Eurovision Song Contest immediately.’
Thursday
Salt
‘Hey, not too much salt, love!’
War
Etonians
‘It’s outrageous the way the British cabinet’s been invaded by Old Etonians.’
Attention
‘Ignore Barry. He’s a born attention-seeker.’