‘A lot of Labour councillors won’t survive the day.’
‘A lot of Labour councillors won’t survive the day.’
‘A lot of Labour councillors won’t survive the day.’
‘He said he wanted to “Padel”.’
‘Tell us more about this universal credit.’
‘Of course it’s expensive – it tastes like petrol.’
‘They’ll crucify him for this’
‘We are no longer in dynamic alignment.’
‘Why can’t they just accept we don’t want kids?’
‘There are pothole issues...’
‘Didn’t you even bring him back a souvenir?’
‘He strays a lot further than we thought.’
‘Is he forgiving enough to send me back but this time with lots of money?’
‘Just when you think the doctors’ strike is over, it comes back.’
‘I’m worried that people won’t like me now they’re finding out about my dark side’