The old rules-based order is history
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‘The old rules-based order is history.’
Wilbur
Wednesday
‘Oh Gruffalo, thank goodness! For a minute I thought you were David Walliams.’
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‘Oh Gruffalo, thank goodness! For a minute I thought you were David Walliams.’
And they all lived happily ever after until the invention of the smartphone…
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‘And they all lived happily ever after until the invention of the smartphone...’
Monday
And Daddy says can I also ask for a new prime minister?
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‘And Daddy says can I also ask for a new prime minister?’
Saturday
‘We have a few notes on presentation and delivery.’
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‘We have a few notes on presentation and delivery.’
Wednesday
‘Don’t buy tickets for day three of the Ashes Test match.’
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‘Don’t buy tickets for day three of the Ashes Test match.’
Wednesday
‘You make Rachel Reeves seem decisive.’
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‘You make Rachel Reeves seem decisive.’
Ah, some good news for once
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‘Ah, some good news for once.’
Wednesday
‘This could be the final nail in the coffin.’
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‘This could be the final nail in the coffin.’
Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our jobs
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‘Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our jobs.’
Wednesday
Come on Donald, amuse me
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‘Come on Donald, amuse me.’
‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’
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‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’
Wednesday
Did you just heckle me about Prince Andrew?
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‘Did you just heckle me about Prince Andrew?’
‘Move over!’
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‘Move over!’
Wednesday
‘Oui, Monsieur President, we’re putting our best man on ze case.’
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‘Oui, Monsieur President, we’re putting our best man on ze case.’
I want the credit for this!
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‘I want the credit for this!’
The Belittled Prince
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The Belittled Prince
Wednesday
‘This house depresses me. The damp spot’s got worse.’
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‘This house depresses me. The damp spot’s got worse.’
Wednesday
How desperate are the Tories, on a scale of one to bringing back Boris Johnson?
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‘How desperate are the Tories, on a scale of one to bringing back Boris Johnson?’
