I’m eating my curds
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Wilbur
Thursday
Thursday
Cared for by the system
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‘I’m sure when we reach the end of our working lives we’ll be well cared for by the system.’
Thursday
An app for this
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‘There’s an app for this now.’
If only there was some alternative
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‘If only there was some alternative!’
Thursday
I’m just here for Democracy
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‘Don’t worry, I’m just here for Democracy.’
We should just let the coast come to us
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‘Now I think we should just let the coast come to us.’
Thursday
Are these British or French waters?
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Thursday
Can you believe this?
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‘Can you believe this, Phil?… Phil?!’
Horror at Halloween
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‘We always watch horror at Halloween.’
Thursday
Andrew’s doing his bit
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‘Andrew’s doing his bit by abstaining from long-haul flights.’
Thursday
Offset our carbon
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‘Of course, we do offset our carbon.’
Thursday
I come up here to get away from you
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‘You people do realise I come up here to get away from you?’
Thursday
Queuing for petrol
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‘The getaway driver’s still queuing for petrol!’
Thursday
The early bird’s still working from home
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‘Relax, the early bird’s still working from home.’
Thursday
Abusing the GP online
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‘It’s just not the same abusing the GP online. I need the face-to-face contact’
Thursday
Little Green Riding Hood
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Little Green Riding Hood
Much as I applaud your tree-planting initiative…
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‘Much as I applaud your tree-planting initiative...’
So difficult
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‘I’m sure Andrew would fly to New York and clear his name if international travel wasn’t so difficult.’
Travel guidelines
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‘It’s a representation of the current travel guidelines.’
