You will soon go back to working at the office
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‘I foresee you will soon go back to working at the office.’
Wilbur
Thursday
Now Djokovic is above the law
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‘Now Djokovic is above the law.’
Thursday
End of free lateral flow tests?
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‘Ah well, we knew the good times couldn’t last forever.’
Thursday
Blast! I had a feeling we’d woken up too early
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‘Blast! I had a feeling we’d woken up too early.’
It was my main present
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‘It was my main present. Dad said it will be worth more if it’s unopened.’
Thursday
Robot took my job
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‘First the robot took my job, now it’s getting off with Miss Pinkerton.’
Happy New Year, whatever
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‘Happy New Year, whatever.’
Ghost of Christmas future
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‘I am the Ghost of Christmas Future! He/him.’
Ego-crazed billionaires
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‘It’s the three ego-crazed billionaires.’
We’re keeping our Christmas plans fluid
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‘We’re keeping our Christmas plans fluid.’
Thursday
Save Christmas
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‘I thought they were trying to save Christmas’
When shall we three meet again?
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Cinderella, you shall go to the ball!
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‘Cinderella, you shall go to the ball! Er... as long as it’s necessary socialising...’
Thursday
Oh God. She wants the earth
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I’m eating my curds
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Thursday
Cared for by the system
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‘I’m sure when we reach the end of our working lives we’ll be well cared for by the system.’
Thursday
An app for this
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‘There’s an app for this now.’
If only there was some alternative
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‘If only there was some alternative!’