It’s like an NFT you can hang on your wall
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‘So cool – it’s like an NFT you can hang on your wall!’
Wilbur
Thursday
Thursday
Of course, there was no suggestion of any wrongdoing
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‘Of course, there was no suggestion of any wrongdoing.’
Thursday
A less hazardous energy source
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‘One day they might decide to move towards a less hazardous energy source.’
On the bright side
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‘On the bright side, the days are getting longer.’
Thursday
I’d like to thank my fighting coach
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‘I’d like to thank my fighting coach...’
Happier news!
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Thursday
Ah, spring! Wonder what’s been going on in the world
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'Ah, spring! Wonder what’s been going on in the world.’
Thursday
We will still need to present our biometric information
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‘Of course, we will still need to present our biometric information.’
Thursday
Selfie Bomb
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Pestilence, take a well-earned break.
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‘Pestilence, take a well-earned break. War, you’re up.’
At least we can escape for a while
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‘At least we can escape for a while from all the senseless violence on the news.’
Liberating you from your valuables
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‘I’m liberating you from your valuables’
Thursday
Boris bullish
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‘Is that a typo?’
Thursday
The price of tongue of dog has tumbled
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‘One bit of good news — the price of tongue of dog has tumbled.’
We’d love a good war right now
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Thursday
Dear Boris, you must feel terribly isolated
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‘Dear Boris, you must feel terribly isolated...’
Boris increasingly isolated
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‘It’s all his own making. You might even call it self-isolation.’
Thursday
All very well, Wilf
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‘All very well, Wilf, but “sorry” is meaningless unless you change your behaviour.’
Brewing crisis in Ukraine
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‘Phew! For a minute I thought it was something to do with beer supply.’
Thursday
All this politics is making me hungry
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‘All this politics is making me hungry.’
