I’d like to thank my fighting coach
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‘I’d like to thank my fighting coach...’
Wilbur
Thursday
Happier news!
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Thursday
Ah, spring! Wonder what’s been going on in the world
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'Ah, spring! Wonder what’s been going on in the world.’
Thursday
We will still need to present our biometric information
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‘Of course, we will still need to present our biometric information.’
Thursday
Selfie Bomb
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Pestilence, take a well-earned break.
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‘Pestilence, take a well-earned break. War, you’re up.’
At least we can escape for a while
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‘At least we can escape for a while from all the senseless violence on the news.’
Liberating you from your valuables
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‘I’m liberating you from your valuables’
Thursday
Boris bullish
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‘Is that a typo?’
Thursday
The price of tongue of dog has tumbled
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‘One bit of good news — the price of tongue of dog has tumbled.’
We’d love a good war right now
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Thursday
Dear Boris, you must feel terribly isolated
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‘Dear Boris, you must feel terribly isolated...’
Boris increasingly isolated
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‘It’s all his own making. You might even call it self-isolation.’
Thursday
All very well, Wilf
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‘All very well, Wilf, but “sorry” is meaningless unless you change your behaviour.’
Brewing crisis in Ukraine
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‘Phew! For a minute I thought it was something to do with beer supply.’
Thursday
All this politics is making me hungry
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‘All this politics is making me hungry.’
Thursday
You will soon go back to working at the office
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‘I foresee you will soon go back to working at the office.’
Now Djokovic is above the law
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‘Now Djokovic is above the law.’
Thursday
End of free lateral flow tests?
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‘Ah well, we knew the good times couldn’t last forever.’
