And Daddy says can I also ask for a new prime minister?
‘And Daddy says can I also ask for a new prime minister?’
‘And Daddy says can I also ask for a new prime minister?’
‘We have a few notes on presentation and delivery.’
‘Don’t buy tickets for day three of the Ashes Test match.’
‘You make Rachel Reeves seem decisive.’
‘Ah, some good news for once.’
‘This could be the final nail in the coffin.’
‘Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our jobs.’
‘Come on Donald, amuse me.’
‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’
‘Did you just heckle me about Prince Andrew?’
‘Move over!’
‘Oui, Monsieur President, we’re putting our best man on ze case.’
‘I want the credit for this!’
The Belittled Prince
‘This house depresses me. The damp spot’s got worse.’
‘How desperate are the Tories, on a scale of one to bringing back Boris Johnson?’
‘There’s a new Taylor Swift album’
‘I would aim one at the Tory conference but the chances of hitting anyone are remote.’
‘This is no time for a leadership contest’