‘I compulsively fantasise about having sex with attractive women I meet.’
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‘I compulsively fantasise about having sex with attractive women I meet.’
Wilbur
Wednesday
‘Any mention of the environment?’
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‘Any mention of the environment?’
Wednesday
‘At least we’re not affected by rising oil prices.’
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‘At least we’re not affected by rising oil prices.’
Wednesday
‘I wouldn’t fancy taking over from Keir Starmer.’
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‘I wouldn’t fancy taking over from Keir Starmer.’
Wednesday
I told you Peter Mandelson was a flight risk
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‘I told you Peter Mandelson was a flight risk.’
‘I’m just glad I didn’t move to Dubai.’
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‘I’m just glad I didn’t move to Dubai.’
Wednesday
Ah, spring! I expect the humans have sorted out most of their problems by now
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‘Ah, spring! I expect the humans have sorted out most of their problems by now.’
‘Of course, he’s always denied any wrongdoing.’
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‘Of course, he’s always denied any wrongdoing.’
Wednesday
I remember when all this was fields
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‘I remember when all this was fields.’
‘Sorry chaps, the servants won’t work for us any more.’
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‘Sorry chaps, the servants won’t work for us any more.’
Wednesday
‘I wouldn’t like to be in Keir Starmer’s predicament.’
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‘I wouldn’t like to be in Keir Starmer’s predicament.’
Roses are red
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Thursday
‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’
‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’
‘Apparently the grandchildren are good for our brains.’
‘Apparently the grandchildren are good for our brains.’
Wednesday
‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’
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‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’
‘With your politics, you’re a natural fit for Reform.’
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‘With your politics, you’re a natural fit for Reform.’
Wednesday
‘Nigel Farage on line one, sir. He wonders if you’d be interested in joining Reform.’
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‘Nigel Farage on line one, sir. He wonders if you’d be interested in joining Reform.’
‘Apparently the grandchildren are good for our brains.’
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‘Apparently the grandchildren are good for our brains.’
Wednesday
‘Must have been on triple-strength Wegovy.’
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‘Must have been on triple-strength Wegovy.’
‘I’m doing Single Malt January.’
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‘I’m doing Single Malt January.’