It’s time to end the likes of Married at First Sight
This is a difficult article to write. For it involves going against the grain, stylistically. Journalists who write about television programmes try to ape the detached wit of Clive James. If a programme contains content that is morally dubious, make a good joke about it. Employ a dazzling metaphor. Above all, show that nothing that appears on television really matters – it’s all just good material for your cleverness. Such writing is a performance of superiority. Behold the gulf between those people on screen, in the grip of pathetic passions, and us cool heads, who make and get references to Nabokov and Nietzsche. The critic who showed strong feelings about something on screen would be succumbing to the power of the idiot-box, the opiate of, let’s be frank, the lower orders.