Mice
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‘Well, according to Google Images it’s not a catapult.’
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Cashpoint
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Google 2
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Grass
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‘Move yourself! The grass needs cutting.’
Barman
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‘OK — maybe this’ll help. Right, a horse goes into a bar and the barman says...’
Space
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Price 2
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Closed
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Assertiveness
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‘If I want to go to bloody assertiveness classes, I’ll go, OK?!’
Starbucks 2
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‘He loved Starbucks.’
Whinge
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‘We’re more of a whinge tank, really…’
Toll
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Putin
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‘Rain doesn’t bother me — it’s like sanctions off Vladimir Putin’s back.’
Scheduler
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‘This is the first world war schedule to end all first world war schedules.’
Fracking 6
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‘Strewth, Skippy — the Poms have gone fracking crazy.’
Spectator letters: A defence of nursing assistants, a mystery shotgun, and a response to Melanie Phillips
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Poor treatment Sir: Jane Kelly’s article (‘No tea or sympathy’, 2 August) on the lack of empathy and emotional support shown to patients is humbling. It is also worth noting that showing patients a lack of compassion has wider consequences. We know for instance that around 13,000 cancer patients feel like dropping out of treatment
Portrait of the week | 7 August 2014
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Home The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge joined 50 heads of state at the St Symphorien cemetery near Mons to commemorate the invasion of Belgium in 1914. The Prince of Wales attended a service at Glasgow cathedral; the Duchess of Cornwall attended a service at Westminster Abbey where a lighted flame was put out at
Sorry, but trains can’t really replace welfare lines
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George Osborne proposed an attractive idea this week: that spending on state benefits should be diverted into new infrastructure in the North. His conceit was that while welfare spending produces no economic return, spending public money on new high-speed railways and the like will inevitably boost the economy. We can’t fault the former assertion: that
Books and arts – 7 August 2014
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Podcast: Boris is back, Baroness Warsi’s resignation and the demise of the ‘nice girl’
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Here comes Boris! After he announced yesterday that he will stand as an MP in 2015, the next Tory leadership fight has just begun. Now that Boris is back in the fray, and making Eurosceptic noises, he has an excellent chance of making it to No. 10 – to assume what he believes is his
