Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Labour’s campaign genius (finally) meets Jeremy Corbyn

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Ahead of the Labour leadership results, Lucy Powell engaged in some gentle bitching online about Jeremy Corbyn’s lack of social interaction with her. Ed Miliband’s former deputy campaign chief told Miliband’s former political secretary Anna Yearley that she had never, ever met the man of the moment. https://twitter.com/LucyMPowell/status/633748657712398336 This led Ukip's Douglas Carswell to offer to make an introduction. Happily this gesture won't be needed as the times are a'changin. Seemingly willing to overlook this slight, the newly-elected Corbyn has appointed Powell as Labour's shadow education secretary. However, given that blunder-ridden Powell was behind some of Labour's worst election gaffes, she may not be the asset Corbyn requires at this testing time: 1.

Watch: Jeremy Corbyn ignores questions about the lack of women in his shadow cabinet

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Jeremy Corbyn is only two days into his leadership of the Labour party, and his fans are beginning to realise what they have done Despite insisting throughout his leadership campaign that he would ensure 'real gender equality', Corbyn hasn't seen fit to appoint a woman in any of the more senior Cabinet roles. As Helen Lewis observed, he has married more women than he has placed shadowing the great offices of state. Vive le Revolution! While it had been expected that he would offer Angela Eagle the role of shadow Chancellor, instead he opted for his old time socialist chum John McDonnell. You may remember him from the furore he caused by saying that the IRA are to thank for the peace in Northern Ireland.

Owen Jones’s election advice falls flat with Alastair Campbell

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With Jeremy Corbyn appointed as the new leader of the Labour party, few could be more pleased by the news than the left-wing messiah's personal cheerleader Owen Jones. In fact the Guardian columnist was one of the first to celebrate the Labour MP's victory yesterday, praising Corbyn during a string of media appearances. He then moved on to offer some advice to the New Labour wing of the divided party over what they should do to support Corbyn's election campaign; urging them to 'turn away from the negativity of your media champions' and 'come up with a vision' as 'that's how you win'. Alas these comments did not go down well with Tony Blair's former spin doctor Alastair Campbell — who had urged people to vote for Anyone But Corbyn.

John Prescott caught in live TV gaffe: who is Jamie Reed?

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With Jeremy Corbyn announced as the new leader of the Labour party, shadow health minister Jamie Reed immediately resigned from the shadow cabinet. However, it seems the party aren't too down hearted by the news. In fact Labour heavyweight John Prescott doesn't even know who the Labour MP for Copeland is. https://twitter.com/jreedmp/status/642649854624309248 Speaking on BBC News — seemingly unaware he was live — Prescott admitted he did not know who the former shadow health minister was. When asked by Jane Hill, what he made of Jamie Reed already standing down, Prescott replied that he didn't know who he was: 'Who is Jamie Reed? Is he in our party?' Watch @johnprescott: Who’s Jamie Reed? Is he in our party? pic.twitter.

Watch: Tory MP accuses BBC of bias over ‘amateurish’ Newsnight Yemen special

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With charter renewal looming, the BBC is under increasing scrutiny from the government to justify its licence fee. So it's fair to say Thursday night's Newsnight Yemen special did little to endear the corporation to some members of the Tory camp. The programme -- led by the BBC's Gabriel Gatehouse -- looked into Yemen's 'forgotten war'; highlighting the Saudi-led coalition's bombing campaign over Yemen to drive Houthi rebels from the city. It reported how the airstrikes -- which have hit some civilian targets -- are supported by Britain as the country sells arms to Saudi Arabia. Alas, this focus has not gone down well with Daniel Kawczynski, the Tory MP who is a member of the Foreign Affairs Select Committee.

David Cameron accidentally overheard making Yorkshire ‘hate’ jibe

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Given that Vivienne Westwood has today staged a fracking protest outside David Cameron's constituency home, the Prime Minister ought to breathe a sigh of relief that he is safely far away in Leeds. Alas, any joy may be short-lived after he was accidentally recorded making a questionable comment about the people t'up north. While preparing to give a speech on the economy, Cameron was given a microphone which would be turned on in time for his speech. Unfortunately for the Prime Minister, it was actually on while he rehearsed, and the BBC reports that he was heard appearing to make the following jibe about the people of Yorkshire: 'We just thought people in Yorkshire hated everyone else, we didn't realise they hated each other so much.

Vivienne Westwood pays an unwelcome visit to David Cameron’s house

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While politicians are currently debating the Assisted Dying Bill in Parliament, Dame Vivienne Westwood has decided there is a more pressing matter that ought to be on the news agenda. The eco-minded fashion designer is on her way to David Cameron's house in a massive tank. Alas, it's not a friendly visit. Westwood has hired out the fuel-guzzling machine in order to protest about fracking outside Cameron's Chadlington home, in his constituency village: Dame Vivienne Westwood's anti fracking tank rides to David Cameron's house in #Witney. #HeartNews pic.twitter.com/oRRn50ibBg — Thames Valley News (@HeartThamesNews) September 11, 2015 It's not the first time Westwood has taken part in a bizarre stunt in her quest to stop the government from fracking.

Coffee Shots: George Osborne pays a visit to Boris Johnson’s bunker

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An excerpt from Anthony Seldon's David Cameron biography claimed that George Osborne finds his Tory leadership rival Boris Johnson 'plain annoying'. Happily the pair put any differences aside today as the Chancellor of the Exchequer paid a visit to Johnson's constituency. The happy duo visited the Battle of Britain Bunker in Uxbridge to see how a £1m investment will help to restore the historic site. This bunker, if you remember, was the one Osborne joking referred to in the Budget when he said 'I want to thank the member for Uxbridge and South Ruislip for bringing to my attention the dilapidated state of his campaign bunker'. The Mayor invited Osborne to check out the state of that campaign bunker, and the pair had great fun pushing flags across a map together.

Political protest in Chelsea: champagne, drag and Dell’Olio

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With Chelsea residents currently in the centre of a planning row over a proposed Crossrail 2 station on the King's Road, concerned locals have started a 'No Crossrail in Chelsea' campaign. Of course given that this is Chelsea, the group's protest methods are a step above the usual tactics employed by disgruntled parties. Last night saw London's glitterati take over the Pheasantry on the King's Road for a night of champagne, drag and cabaret as they protested the council's proposals. Nicky Haslam, the society interior designer, performed some of his favourite songs as he remembered Chelsea's glory days when the King's Road was filled with 'junk shops and junkies'.

Liz Kendall goes ‘Cool Britannia’ with endorsement from Blur musician

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Liz Kendall may say she is not the Blairite candidate in the leadership election but her campaign isn't doing much to suggest otherwise. As well as possessing the most New Labour-esque policies, Kendall appears to be bringing back Cool Britannia. Just as Tony Blair was once the darling of the 90s music movement with musicians like Oasis frontman Noel Gallagher supporting him, Kendall has now won an endorsement from another Brit Pop great. Blur's drummer Dave Rowntree was the guest of honour at Kendall's final campaign event this morning, before the election result on Saturday: When Mr S interrupted their Tender embrace to hear why the Girls and Boys had come together at the event, Rowntree came across rather shy and acted as though he was Out of Time.

Is Jeremy Corbyn really more posh than Harriet Harman?

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Harriet Harman ended her final appearance at PMQs as the interim Labour leader with a parting shot in the direction of Jeremy Corbyn, who is the odds-on favourite to be the party's next leader. ‘It was quite surprising to discover I’m not possibly old enough or posh enough to be the frontrunner of this leadership election,' Harman told Andrew Neil on the Daily Politics. It's true Corbyn is one year older than Harman, at 66, but is he really more posh than the St Paul's Girls' School alumnus? The die-hard socialist certainly has the most privileged upbringing of any of the Labour leadership candidates. Growing up in a seven-bedroom manor house in Shropshire, he is the only candidate who attended private school, studying at the independent Castle House Preparatory School.

WATCH: Nicola Sturgeon sings God Save the Queen

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As the Queen celebrates becoming Britain's longest-serving monarch today, David Cameron led tributes for Her Majesty this morning in the Commons ahead of PMQs. While the Prime Minister praised her 'unerring grace, dignity and decency', Sir Gerald Howarth tried a different tack; showing his appreciation for her with an anecdote about his wife not wishing to attend a local donkey derby: 'When I consult Lady Howarth and ask whether we should go to the donkey derby, and she says, “But we went there last year,” I say, “And Her Majesty does all sorts of things every single year.” Her Majesty has done a fantastic service to this nation.

Bob Geldof reveals George Osborne’s Band Aid PR stunt

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Last night's GQ awards were a tame affair. Russell Brand wasn't on hand to make Nazi jokes at the expense of a sponsor and the magazine refrained from awarding a philanthropy award to Tony Blair for a second year in a row. They did, however, award a gong to the Chancellor of the Exchequer for being the 'politician of the year'. Sir Bob Geldof presented George Osborne with the award, but not before he had described Osborne as having the reputation for being the 'most machiavellian politician'. The musician and philanthropist then proceeded to tell an anecdote about Osborne's charitable gesture last year when he returned VAT on sales of the Band Aid 30 Ebola single to the charity. The deal clincher?

Michael Crick outs Conservative press officer at Jeremy Corbyn rally

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Although Conservative politicians insist they are not worried by the threat of a Jeremy Corbyn led opposition, an incident that occurred on Tuesday night appears to suggest otherwise. Channel 4's Michael Crick discovered a Conservative press officer sat in the audience at Corbyn's political rally in Nuneaton. When Crick confronted the staffer -- known as Mike Watkinson -- with his camera crew behind him, Watkinson came across all camera shy and immediately fled the scene: https://twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/641294675001901057 A chase scene followed as Crick threw questions in Watkinson's direction, asking him why he was attending the event on behalf of the Tories: 'Were you sent here by the Conservative party? Have you come to gather intelligence?

Professor of Corbynomics hired to lecture on ‘economics of the real world’

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After Richard Murphy was revealed as the man behind Jeremy Corbyn's economic policies, many were quick to start casting doubts over the duo's credentials. In fact Labour's very own shadow chancellor Chris Leslie dismissed their 'Corbynomics', claiming their plan for quantitative easing amounted to printing money to 'magically deal with all the public service and public investment needs that we have'. While senior bods in Labour may think Murphy and Corbyn are away with the fairies, the tide may be turning when it comes to the education sector at least. With Corbyn potentially days away from taking charge of the Labour party, one university has decided Murphy -- who is the author of 'The Courageous State' -- makes a whole lot of financial sense.

Bevanite Ellie makes a comeback for Camp Cooper

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In 2010 a young Labour blogger by the name of Ellie Gellard introduced Gordon Brown at Labour's manifesto launch. Unfortunately the party's attempts to look down with the kids soon backfired as it was revealed that Gellard -- who goes by the name @BevaniteEllie on Twitter -- had previously written on her Stilettoed Socialist blog that she hoped Brown would stand down; 'get your coat: time's up'. So Mr S hopes for Yvette Cooper's sake that Gellard's latest efforts will have a better result. While Gellard moved away from politics after a stint helping Ed Balls (and embarking on a relationship with his head of communications Alex Belardinelli), she is making a comeback having been appointed Elle magazine's new political editor: https://twitter.

Lord Rennard’s call for House of Lords reform backfires

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In this year's dissolution honours, the Liberal Democrats were awarded 11 peerages, three more than their total number of MPs. Since this brought the party's roll call of Lib Dem peers to 112, sceptics have been quick to point out that this number appears to be at odds with the party, which had previously prided itself on reforming the ever-growing House of Lords. Happily the whiffs of hypocrisy haven't stopped Lib Dem peers from grumbling about the crowded upper house.

Coffee Shots: Lezzers4Jezzer

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Given that Corbynmania has so far led users on Mumsnet to lust over Jeremy Corbyn's 'world weary sea dog' looks, as well as inspiring a host of politicians to grow their facial hair, it was only a matter of time until the LGBT community also got in on the action. Mr S has come across a new Corbyn fan base which goes by the name of 'Lezzers4Jezzer'. The group of ladies, who are backing Corbyn in part because he supports gay rights, have even been promoting the Twitter account at Jeremy Corbyn events: https://twitter.com/Lezzers4Jezzer/status/640462819289337856 However, Corbyn beware.

David Attenborough ‘turned away’ from Lord Hall’s BBC speech

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With the BBC facing the prospect of cuts as a result of the government's charter renewal, there has never been a more important time for the corporation to keep its biggest assets on side. So Mr S was curious to hear of an incident involving Sir David Attenborough which occurred at a BBC event this morning. As Lord Hall prepared to reveal details about cuts to the BBC along with the Beeb's plans to work with UK's arts and science institutions, journalists and supporters gathered at the Science Museum to hear the speech. Alas when Sir David Attenborough arrived he had no such luck.

Sky commercial gives Dermot Murnaghan reason to blush

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Last month Sky News revealed a rather curious promo for the return of The Murnaghan Show. It saw Dermot Murnaghan depicted in the style of a superhero while a carefully worded ditty played in the background: 'Murnaghan, Murnaghan, he's the man, Murnaghan, Sunday mornings analysing different views, the biggest face in the news, Look out, here comes the Murnaghan.' Now word reaches Steerpike that the bizarre video has since caught the attention of Murnaghan's colleagues, who have taken to ribbing 'the Murnaghan' over it when he is in the office. Alas, all of this appears to be wearing thin on 'the Murnaghan'; Mr S hears that the presenter has told producers that he does not want it to play while he is on air.