Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

David Cameron injects extra venom into his feud with Lord Ashcroft

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While Number 10 has refused to comment on the claims made in Lord Ashcroft's David Cameron biography, the Prime Minister did manage to make a small reference to the book at a dinner last night at the Carlton Club. James Landale, the BBC's deputy political editor, says that Cameron appeared to acknowledge his old foe Ashcroft's book -- which includes accusations of drug taking and intimate relations with a dead pig -- during a speech at a Conservative fundraising dinner at the London club: 'He told the 300 guests that he had had to go to hospital earlier in the day for a bad back, the result of some over-energetic wood chopping in his constituency at the weekend. The surgeon told Mr Cameron that he would need an injection and asked him to lie on his front.

Emily Thornberry risks another Twitter gaffe with pig jibe

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Emily Thornberry has only just made it back onto the frontbench after she had to resign from the shadow cabinet over a tweet she sent of a photo of a house covered with St George flags during the Rochester and Strood by-election. However, despite discovering the dangers of Twitter first hand, the Labour MP has not been put off using it to share her more risqué thoughts.

Lib Dem ‘Glee Club’ goes to party conference

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As the Liberal Democrats try and find a place for themselves in politics following a disastrous election result, the party can at least pride itself on having the most musical party conference. After their Lib Dem Disco over the weekend, a Lib Dem Glee Club is at conference today: https://twitter.com/SophyRidgeSky/status/646457138882195457 Sky News's Sophy Ridge, who is covering this year's Lib Dem conference, says there is a 'Glee Club' karaoke song book dedicated to the late Charles Kennedy. In this, they list a range of classics for which they have rewritten the lyrics to reflect the party's political struggles.

Anthony Seldon takes Isabel Oakeshott to task over #piggate

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With doubts cast over the credibility of Lord Ashcroft's unofficial biography of David Cameron following 'piggate', his co-author Isabel Oakeshott appeared on Newsnight to defend 'Call Me Dave'. Cameron's official biographer Sir Anthony Seldon joined the former Sunday Times political editor in the studio where he raised concerns about the book: 'Quite frankly, why are we here talking about stories that well might not be true, put up by a very rich man whose personal promotion prospects are of no interest to the nation. Why are we talking about this, and what possible relevance has it got to the Prime Minister and how he conducts office?

Coffee Shots: Labour press office taunts David Cameron with Percy Pigs

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With the Downing Street press office declining to comment today on allegations from Lord Ashcroft involving the Prime Minister and a dead pig, Labour has also stayed quiet over the claims. However, members of the Labour press office were unable to resist ignoring the alleged incident completely, with press officers giving out sweets to hard-working lobby journalists. The choice of candy? Percy Pigs, of course.

Revealed: Boris Johnson’s Piers Gaveston porkies

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With Lord Ashcroft's claim in today's Daily Mail that David Cameron once enjoyed intimate relations with a dead pig, talk has soon turned to which unnamed Tory MP was the source of the story. With the incident allegedly taking place at an initiation ceremony for the Piers Gaveston dining society – which is named after Edward II's alleged male lover — it has been suggested that one of Cameron's Oxford university contemporaries could be the source. While Steerpike is yet to discover which MP is behind the Ashcroft tale, Mr S couldn't help but remember that one Tory MP previously got himself into trouble for telling porkies concerning Piers Gaveston.

Has Lord Ashcroft’s ‘unnamed Tory source’ been reading Hunter S. Thompson?

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Today's news has been dominated by the claim in Lord Ashcroft's David Cameron biography that the Prime Minister once had intimate relations with a dead pig. Naturally Cameron has been the subject of much mockery, even though the story has come from only one source, who remains unnamed. While Ashcroft says that the MP who told him the story is well-placed, he also adds by a way of justification that 'it is an elaborate story for an otherwise credible figure to invent'. However, could the source simply be well versed in the writings of Hunter S. Thompson? In his election book 'Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail 72', the writer chronicled his experiences covering the 1972 presidential campaign.

Lord Ashcroft gets his revenge on David Cameron: #piggate

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Given that Lord Ashcroft and David Cameron are known not to be on the friendliest of terms, the former Conservative Party deputy chairman's biography of the Prime Minister was never going to be a puff piece. Yet Steerpike suspects that even Cameron will be taken aback by today's Daily Mail front page: https://twitter.com/suttonnick/status/645708814340087809 The first part of the paper's serialisation of Call Me Dave looks into a young Cameron's days at Oxford university. First though Ashcroft details his feud with Cameron, explaining that their relationship turned sour after he failed to make good on a promise to offer the Tory donor a top job if elected.

Arthur Scargill: Jeremy Corbyn isn’t left wing enough

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Ahead of the Labour leadership election result, David Cameron warned that Jeremy Corbyn would take Britain back 'to the days of Michael Foot and Arthur Scargill' if elected. Well, a week into Corbyn's leadership of the party -- and several gaffes later -- it turns out that there is one small snag with regards to Cameron's premonition; Corbyn is just not left wing enough. Arthur Scargill -- who founded his own Socialist Labour Party after the party changed the wording of Clause IV -- says Corbyn is 'not left wing enough to lure people back to Labour'. https://twitter.

Watch: Mhairi Black plays ‘My Heart Will Go On’

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Mhairi Black won millions of fans with her maiden speech in Parliament criticising George Osborne over his cuts to the welfare system. However, today she has offered the nation a glimpse of her softer side, professing her love for Titanic. In a somewhat bizarre interview with Jon Snow, Black plays My Heart Will Go On -- the theme from the blockbuster film -- on a piano which just happens to be in the interview room: “I’ve always been obsessed with Titanic…it's one of the few areas of my life there's not politics". The SNP’s Mhairi Black MP spoke to Jon Snow on the anniversary of the Scottish independence referendum.

Jess Phillips: Why I told Diane Abbott to f— off

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Jeremy Corbyn's first PLP meeting as the leader of the Labour party got off to a shaky start as MPs failed to applaud him. Happily, the attention was soon taken away from him, as a row erupted between his shadow international development minister and a Labour backbencher. Diane Abbott attempted to scold the newbie Labour MP Jess Phillips for asking a 'sanctimonious' question about why all the top four shadow cabinet jobs had gone to men. With Phillips telling Abbott to 'f--- off', Corbyn has since been criticised for not stepping in to stop the argument. Today's Times suggests that Corbyn's romantic fling with Abbott back in the 70s could have played a factor in his decision.

At last, Jeremy Corbyn befriends a cameraman

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Jeremy Corbyn has not had much luck with cameramen of late. Since he was elected as Labour's new leader over the weekend, a war with the media has ensued as Corbyn does his best to avoid most cameramen. One particularly eye-watering encounter occurred on Sunday night with Sky News. Things took a turn for the worse on Tuesday when a BBC cameraman was admitted to hospital following an altercation outside Corbyn's home. While the Department for Transport is currently investigating if a member of their staff was responsible for the man's injuries, Corbyn can take heart that at least one cameraman is fighting his corner.

Heidi Alexander responds to Sarah Vine’s weight jibe

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As the wife of Michael Gove, Sarah Vine has been subject to her fair share of political swiping. Still, the Daily Mail columnist is not afraid to give as good as she gets, having previously criticised fellow politician's wife Justine Miliband for her bland kitchenette. Today it was the turn of the new shadow health secretary Heidi Alexander to be on the receiving end of Vine's acerbic prose. Writing in her Daily Mail column, Vine said that Alexander needed to 'lay off the Hobnobs' as she was 'not exactly the picture of health': 'Jeremy Corbyn has appointed a vegan to look after farmers, a woman he’s never met to Shadow Education and someone who looks like she needs to lay off the Hobnobs to Health.

Listen: Marie from PMQs comes out fighting for Jeremy Corbyn

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Jeremy Corbyn tried to take his 'new kind of politics' to PMQs today. To do this, the Labour leader asked David Cameron questions which were sent to him by members of the public. While many praised this new approach with the X Factor's Nick Grimshaw even tuning in, others were less convinced; Iain Dale, the LBC radio host, likened the format to an LBC phone-in: https://twitter.com/IainDale/status/644105157991600128 Well, it turns out Dale was on the money. The first question Corbyn read out was from a woman called Marie from Putney, who asked about housing. While Twitter soon went alight as hacks tried to find out who the woman of the moment was, LBC managed to beat everyone else to it.

BBC cameraman in hospital after altercation outside Jeremy Corbyn’s home

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It appears that relations between Jeremy Corbyn's team and the press have reached a new low. Channel 4's Michael Crick has claimed that James Webb, BBC cameraman, was admitted to hospital last night following an incident outside Corbyn's home in North London. He says the cameraman has suffered 'neck and face injuries' after a 'Corbyn aide allegedly assaulted him as Corbyn left his home yesterday'. https://twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/644069304690974720 https://twitter.com/DMcCaffreySKY/status/643753360785588224 Crick has shared a photo of the cameraman in hospital, which shows the extent of the injuries: https://twitter.

The Corbyn effect? David Cameron pushes his green credentials

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Many on the right have raised concerns that a Jeremy Corbyn led opposition could force the government to lurch more to the left in order to pick up votes from disillusioned Labour supporters. But with Corbyn already making waves by hiring a socialist shadow chancellor as well as a vegan shadow Defra secretary, will David Cameron take inspiration from their appointments? Judging by an article written by Cameron that was published today, they could be onto something when it comes to the environment at least. The Prime Minister has listed his favourite children's book in a piece for the activity group Super Camps.

Revealed: how Jeremy Corbyn could avoid kissing the Queen’s hand

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With Jeremy Corbyn accepting an invitation to join the Privy Council, the republican will have to kneel before the Queen and kiss her on the hand when he takes the position. Of course this is unlikely to go down well with his far-left supporters, as well as the man himself — who today appeared to refrain from singing God Save the Queen at the Battle for Britain memorial service. So Mr S suspects that Corbyn may wish to take a leaf out of Tony Benn's book on this one. In a Radio 4 series, Benn discussed his political diaries, including samples of the original recordings from which he had first dictated entries onto his dictaphone.

Labour staff flee party headquarters

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Ahead of the general election, David Cameron used a fire metaphor to describe what he offered the nation in comparison to the chaos — he claimed — Ed Miliband would unleash on the country: 'I feel like the firefighter, hosing down the burning building, and there's Ed Miliband - the arsonist - saying "why aren't you doing it quicker?"' Well, Miliband may be gone but the threat of fire certainly hasn't. With Corbyn just three days into his leadership, rumours abound that many staff members may face the axe under the new regime. However, it was another disaster which caused Labour bods to flee their office this afternoon. Staff were evacuated from the Labour headquarters in Brewers Green in Westminster over the threat of a fire in a neighbouring building.

Listen: Lucy Powell discusses her ‘very new relationship’ with Jeremy Corbyn

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Lucy Powell is back. As Steerpike reported this morning, Jeremy Corbyn has appointed Ed Miliband's blunder-prone deputy campaign chief as Labour's shadow education secretary. The Labour MP kick started her first day in her new role with a return to old form. Taking part in an interview on BBC News, Powell spoke about how the party needed to rebuild their economic credibility. First, however, she addressed the point Mr S drew attention to earlier: that she had never met Corbyn before he offered her the shadow cabinet job: 'It is a very new relationship. It was the first time I'd spoken to him directly. We had a good conversation, and he offered me the job. It's a policy area that I'm absolutely passionate about.

Is Damian McBride angling for a job as Jeremy Corbyn’s spin doctor?

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Given that Jeremy Corbyn has been on the receiving end of a barrage of bad press this morning, he could do with the help of an expert spinner. Yet everyone who has cared about the Labour Party over the years is appalled at his triumph; no one is willing to defend him. No one, that is, except the currently 'freelance' former king of spin, Damian McBride. The disgraced spin doctor appears to have been on a mission to endear himself to Corbyn ever since he won the leadership election on Saturday. He kicked things off with an editorial in the Mail on Sunday titled 'Jeremy Corbyn may be the best thing since Clement Attlee'. Yes, seriously. Corbyn, he says, 'comes from the right place'.