Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Coffee Shots: Jeremy Corbyn finds his fizz

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In Jeremy Corbyn's conference speech, the Labour leader claimed that it was time young people found their fizz. 'Young people and older people are fizzing with ideas. Let’s give them the space for that fizz to explode into the joy,' he said optimistically. So Mr S is glad to say that Corbyn looks like he may have found his own fizz. On his trip to Scotland today, the Labour leader was gifted a bottle of Irn Bru by Kezia Dugdale, the leader of Scottish Labour. The gift of the drink which is popular in Scotland came after Corbyn declined the offer of a can of the drink from a Buzzfeed journalist this morning.

Don’t kill yourself over Jeremy Corbyn – yet, Austin Mitchell tells Labour members

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After Jeremy Corbyn opted to use a speech which dated back to the eighties at this year's Labour conference, commentariats and party members alike were quick to question whether the left-wing messiah was really offering the 'straight talking' politics he promised. Happily Austin Mitchell, the outspoken former Labour MP, has come to Corbyn's defence. Writing on his personal blog, Mitchell says -- with trademark tact -- that party members should not 'commit suicide or take a pick axe to Corbyn's head' when it comes to the state of the party.

Watch: Eamonn Holmes’s awkward football exchange with Jeremy Corbyn

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After Jeremy Corbyn gave his conference speech yesterday, the media-shy Labour leader has undertaken a publicity blitz this morning. While his day got off to an okay start on the Today programme, things quickly went downhill with an appearance on Sky News. Eamonn Holmes began the interview by heaping praise on Corbyn, likening him to a religious figure. He then decided to focus on football -- and Corbyn's love of Arsenal: 'Every young lad has a dream of appearing in the FA cup final, and scoring the winning goal, and I was looking at you and the love there was for you in the room, and you were basking in it - was yesterday your FA cup final?' Corbyn avoided the question, answering with no reference to football. This left Holmes having to ask some questions about politics.

Do as I say (not as I do): a Guardian Corbynista lectures Blairites

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The Fabian Society's question time event at Labour party conference made for a lively debate. Tony Blair's former staffer John McTernan joined Tim Montgomerie, Labour's Kate Green and the Guardian's Ellie Mae O'Hagan to discuss the future of the Labour party now Jeremy Corbyn is leader. With McTernan criticising Corbyn for a leader's speech which 'gave no indication' that the party had just lost an election, it fell on O'Hagan -- who works for the Centre of Labour and Social Studies -- to fight Corbyn's corner. To kick her argument off, the Guardian writer -- and Corbyn champion -- explained that after the election result she had realised that in order for Labour to win the next election they needed to discover why people had voted Tory.

John McTernan: Jeremy Corbyn’s speech gaffe shows he isn’t who he says he is

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Jeremy Corbyn has come under increased scrutiny today after Mr S's colleague Alex Massie revealed that parts of his conference speech were taken from a four-year old reject speech by the writer Richard Heller. The Labour press office claim that their straight talking leader approached Heller 'because JC thought some of his material captured what he wanted to say'. However, given that Heller suggested Ed Miliband use the speech four years ago, it hardly epitomises Corbyn's so-called 'new kind of politics'. With the party playing the incident down, one Labour member is at least feeling more forthcoming.

Chuka his toys out of the pram? Umunna misses Corbyn’s speech

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As Jeremy Corbyn made his speech to conference, Labour's new frontbench did their best to put on a united front on the front row. As for the frontbenchers of Labour's past? Well, it could hardly be described as a show of solidarity. Both Chuka Umunna and Tristram Hunt were nowhere to be seen at the speech, with ITV's Chris Ship reporting that they had already left Brighton on a train: https://twitter.com/chrisshipitv/status/648805512826503168 While Hunt did at least tweet supportive messages to Corbyn during the speech, Umunna has maintained a radio silence.

Jess Phillips takes on George Galloway over Brighton beach incident: ‘he does struggle with women’s voices’

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Although Labour conference has so far been a rather tame affair, Jess Phillips can at least be relied upon to spice up proceedings. The outspoken Labour MP is developing a reputation for being a bit of a rebel after she made the news earlier this month for telling Diane Abbott to 'f--- off'. Now she has a new target in her sights. Phillips says that she confronted George Galloway, who was expelled from the Labour party in 2003, on the beach in Brighton yesterday. She says she decided to tell Galloway -- who was previously criticised by anti-rape campaigners for comments suggesting sexual assault charges facing Julian Assange were nothing more than 'bad sexual etiquette' -- that he was a 'rape apologist': https://twitter.

Date night dinner for Jeremy and John

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The New Statesman holds the best party of the Labour conference - but Chuka Umunna was the guest of honour and no sign of the leader. Where was Jeremy Corbyn? Toasting his success with his new comrades? Striking a new alliance with the editor of the Daily Mirror? Mr S understands that the Labour leader shunned the more glitzy parties on offer at his first conference as leader in favour of a quiet meal with his friends at Jamie's Italian. Corbyn was joined for his Italian dinner by John McDonnell and a couple of close aides.  With no flunkies or security guards in sight, the group feasted on pizza and tap water away from the hustle and bustle of conference.

Ed Miliband’s spin doctor makes a return to the Labour press office

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After Labour's disastrous election result, Ed Miliband's spin doctor Tom Baldwin made a swift exit from Labour HQ. For many in the party this was a welcome move; the king of spin was blamed for a number of election gaffes, including allegedly telling the BBC's Nick Robinson that Miliband saw the HSBC scandal as 'another Milly Dowler moment’. Despite this, it appears that old habits die hard. Steerpike understands that Baldwin has been spied in the the press office at Labour party conference. Is the spinner making a return to party politics?

Coffee Shots: Scottish Labour go wild

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The brains at Scottish Labour must have been feeling pretty optimistic when they booked their venue at Brighton's Hilton for their party conference bash. When Mr S arrived at the do last night, the party could hardly be described as packed: Still, the Scots did at least live up to stereotype; by the time Steerpike arrived a cash bar was in operation.

Ghosts of Labour’s past at New Statesman conference bash

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As Labour conference kicked off on Sunday on Brighton pier, it was a case of the ghosts of Labour's past at the annual New Statesman party. The magazine's editor Jason Cowley told attendees who had their journeys affected by train works not to worry as 'Corbyn has a plan for the railways', before reflecting on what had happened to the party in the space of a year.  'At our party last year in Manchester Ed Miliband was standing beside me and I introduced him as our next Prime Minister,' he told partygoers at Brighton's Al Fresco restaurant. While Miliband stayed away this time, the party's new leader was also notably absent.

John Prescott: how I hopped before the Queen

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Given the criticism that Jeremy Corbyn received when he failed to sing God Save the Queen at a Battle of Britain memorial service, the Labour leader faces a new dilemma when he is sworn into the Privy council. Although it is custom to get on bended knee and kiss the Queen's hand, the republican politician is said to be undecided over whether to adhere to this. However, according to John Prescott he may already be spared from one part of the ceremony. Speaking on the Sunday Politics,the former deputy Prime Minister told Andrew Neil that the ceremony does not actually require any kneeling, instead it consists of a fair amount of hopping: 'When I was first asked to join the Privy Council by John Major I said I didn’t want to do it, he said why?

Ukip conference venue received £1 million of EU funding

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Nigel Farage has kicked off the first day of Ukip party conference at Doncaster Racecourse with a speech claiming that anti-EU groups are united and ready to push for a UK exit from the European Union: 'We are together, we are united, and we believe that the tide has turned. I believe that we are on course to win the most historic and the most important political victory in any of our lifetimes.' United as they may be, perhaps one of the brains at Ukip ought to have done a bit more research regarding their conference venue before going ahead with the booking. For all their preaching about the need to leave the EU for the good of the country, it turns out that Doncaster Racecourse hasn't done too badly out of Britain's membership; the racecourse is in part paid for by EU money.

Coffee Shots: Ed Miliband’s train clash with Ukip

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Since Ed Miliband stepped down as the leader of the Labour party, the Labour MP for Doncaster North has vowed to keep a low profile as a hard-working backbencher. So Mr S suspects that the former Labour leader was disappointed to discover that half of the lobby have joined him this morning on his train journey to his constituency. Several political journalists travelling up to Doncaster for the Ukip conference have reported that Miliband is also on the train: https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/647310773430157312 However, it's not all bad news for the backbencher, who was snapped buying breakfast ahead of the journey, with staff in Pret a Manger claiming they once voted for him: https://twitter.

Did a Downing Street official just let slip government plans to privatise Channel 4?

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While luvvies have been busy worrying about the future of the BBC in recent months, it appears that Channel 4 may actually be the broadcaster in the government's firing line. According to Steve Blacks, the Downing Street photographer, an unknown man was snapped heading into 10 Downing Street with an 'official' document concerning the future of Channel 4. Close up the document appears to suggest the government should consider 'extracting greater public value' from Channel 4 by 'focusing on privatisation options': https://twitter.com/PoliticalPics/status/647064721280139264 In July it was reported that the government were considering proposals to privatise Channel 4 as it could raise £1bn for deficit reduction.

Kerry McCarthy defends saying that meat-eaters should be treated like smokers

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Today Labour's vegan shadow environment secretary Kerry McCarthy has come under fire for comments she has made about meat. In an interview with 'Viva!Life' magazine -- given before she was given a role in Jeremy Corbyn's shadow cabinet -- McCarthy said 'meat should be treated in exactly the same way as tobacco with public campaigns to stop people eating it'. Naturally this has gone down like a lead balloon with farmers, especially since she appeared to suggest people should give up meat and dairy completely: 'Progress on animal welfare is being made at EU level … but in the end it comes down to not eating meat or dairy.

Listen: Sarah Montague’s disastrous turn on Today

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Oh dear. Sarah Montague is not having a good day. The Today presenter managed to make not one, not two, but three gaffes while hosting today's Radio 4 show. 1. Things got off to a bad start when Montague began her interview with Simon Kirby, the Chief Executive of High Speed Two, on the Chancellor of the Exchequer's trip to China for investment for the rail network. Alas, Montague appeared not to have managed to get her head around the purpose of the trip; repeatedly grilling Kirby on whether the project is doomed if the Chinese don’t give up to £12bn to help finance it. He had to explain several times that China are actually being asked to bid for £12bn of contracts: SM: Could it be done without Chinese money?

Charlotte Church takes #piggate to Tory conference

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With yet more allegations concerning David Cameron published today as part of the Daily Mail's serialisation of Lord Ashcroft's Call Me Dave, the Prime Minister will be hoping that 'piggate' will soon be all but a distant memory to most. Alas, while the press feast on fresh revelations that Cameron once allegedly said that he was born with not one, but two silver spoons in his mouth, next month's Tory conference is expected to put pig firmly back on the news agenda. Anti-Tory activists are planning to wear pig masks as they protest outside the conference. Organisers at the People’s Assembly Against Austerity have even shared a link with protesters which shows them how to print their own pig mask for the occasion: https://twitter.