Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Five ways for Rishi to bounce back

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Four weeks ago, Rishi Sunak was riding high, Boris Johnson was on the slide and the Chancellor’s daughter was proudly telling the women’s lobby drinks that she too wants to be a reporter. Now, after a fortnight of damning media coverage, her ambition might have been changed. Lambasted over his spring statement, mocked over his PR stunts and hounded by questions about his wife’s business affairs, Sunak is facing a tougher political landscape.  How can Rishi, the long-time favourite as next PM, come back from all this? Speak to ten different backbenchers and you’ll get ten different answers.

George Galloway’s Twitter fury

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The Ukraine crisis claims another victim. Step forward George Galloway, the mystic Myrtle who bet in February that the country would not be invaded by Moscow. The journeyman politician is in something of a strop at present, after Twitter took the step of labelling his account as 'Russia state-affiliated media' following a series of bizarre takes on the conflict. Addressing the social media giant publicly, Gorgeous George moaned that: Dear @TwitterSupport I am not “Russian State Affiliated media”. I work for NO #Russian media. I have 400,000 followers. I’m the leader of a British political party and spent nearly 30 years in the British parliament. If you do not remove this designation I will take legal action. Ah, legal action – the classic GG move.

Watch: Irish MEP blames Nato for crisis

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What price, solidarity? That's the question Europe's leaders have been asking since Russia's invasion of Ukraine in February. The answer, it turns out is: not too high, a price, thanks. One German SDP politician, Florian Post, went viral last weekend after complaining that: I don't know if it's just me, but I'm starting to find the Ukrainian ambassador's impertinence unbearable. I condemn Russia's war of aggression in the strongest possible terms, but I don't feel like freezing, nor do I want a Third World War. Such concerns were met with sarcastic offers to divert blankets and clothes from Ukrainian refugees to warm freezing Germans instead. Now, another of the continent's less edifying politicians has made clear her thoughts on Europe's current sanction regime towards Russia.

Matt Hancock, crypto bro

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The Matt Hancock comeback tour continues at pace. After the mothballed memoir, the Serpentine stunt and the UN embarrassment, you might think that the Casanova of the Commons has run out of ideas for retrospective rehabilitation. Far from it: alongside doing endless media rounds to defend Boris Johnson's latest blunder, Hancock has reinvented himself as a champion of crypto-currencies. Just the kind of flag bearer that the scandal-riddled industry needs. The backbencher tweeted a video yesterday, giving a speech to the London Crypto Club.

Ministers declare gifts bonanza

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It's tough at the top in Westminster. You've climbed the greasy pole in British politics only to be buried in red boxes, urgent questions and endless morning media rounds. But there are some perks to being a government frontbencher: as the latest release of ministerial gifts makes clear. Released just before the current recess, they shed some light on the tastes of Boris Johnson's top team. The ministerial code states that ministers are allowed to keep only gifts below the value of £140, unless they pay their value above that sum. So when they dig into their own pockets to keep one, a picture of their tastes begins to emerge.

Five hysterical reactions to Channel 4’s sell-off

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Roll up, roll up! The great Channel 4 sell-off is now on. The Culture Secretary, Nadine Dorries, is pushing ahead with plans to privatise the broadcaster after 40 years in public ownership. Ministers hope to raise around £1 billion, with the proceeds potentially being used to fund the levelling up agenda.  Inevitably, such a plan has sparked the squeals and howls from the usual suspects. There's the accusations of 'cultural vandalism' and selling the 'family silver' – the implication being that the broadcaster ought to be considered a precious substance. After all, if we lose C4, we run the risk of gems such as Naked Attraction and Made in Chelsea being replaced by cheap, low-brow commercial rubbish. God forbid.

Lutfur Rahman’s return beckons

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Westminster is in recess but many of its finest are out and about, knocking up doors in their local constituencies. Council elections are just five weeks away and while some struggle to muster enthusiasm for such contests, the result will invariably be seen as a referendum on the two main party leaders. But amid all the paper candidates and MP wannabes, one name on a forthcoming ballot paper clearly jumps out: Lutfur Rahman, the prospective mayor of Tower Hamlets. Steerpike has long covered the antics of Rahman, who in 2015 earned himself the dubious distinction of being Britain’s first directly elected mayor to be removed after being found guilty of electoral fraud.

Six Biden-Harris howlers on Ukraine

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It's 15 months since President Biden swept into the White House, where, judging by his current poll ratings, his tenure might not be a long one. Of course, many in his party never thought the 79 year-old would run again in 2024: the problem for Democrats is that his deputy Kamala Harris is even more unpopular. Still, while the pair's record in office is mixed since taking over, America has clearly had a 'better war' in Ukraine than they did in Afghanistan, eight months ago. Nevertheless, the two have both made a number of gaffes which, had they been made by Biden's predecessor, would almost certainly have had far greater publicity and condemnation. Below are six howlers from the dynamic duo at the top of American policymaking... 1.

BBC political editor race descends into farce

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It's the best comedy the BBC has made in years. The twists and turns of the race to be the corporation's next political editor have kept all of Westminster agog for months. Now, after a three month recruitment process whittled down the candidates to two outsiders, BBC bosses have decided that, er, that their preferred candidate may be in W1A after all. For Yorkshireman Chris Mason has re-emerged in recent days as the frontrunner to replace Laura Kuenssberg. The presenter of Radio 4’s Any Questions? ruled himself out of the running in January, but has been persuaded to put himself forward amid rumours that bosses do not wish to appoint either of the final two candidates.

Warburton’s toast as Lindsay declares war on drink

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Sunday: a day of rest, church and more headlines about Tory MPs misbehaving. Today's unfortunate backbencher is David Warburton, who faces the unholy trinity of allegations about sex, drugs and undeclared Russian loans. The Somerset MP has now had the party whip withdrawn, following claims he took cocaine and was sexually inappropriate towards three women. He denies any wrongdoing. The excesses of the parliamentary Conservative party are by no means the only booze-related story in today's newspapers. It appears that Lindsay Hoyle isn't a fan of Mr S's dispatches about sloshed parliamentary staffers snoozing off their hangovers overnight in their offices.

Salmond trial rocked by perjury claims

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There's a spectre haunting the Scottish Government: the spectre of Alex Salmond. Like Banquo at the feast, the former First Minister has returned once more to unsettle his successor and onetime protege, Nicola Sturgeon. For the Sunday Mail has today revealed that lawyers are probing claims that perjury was committed in the former First Minister's trial for sexual assault. The Crown Office and Procurator fiscal service has appointed an independent QC to investigate claims from Salmond's lawyers about a series of criminal allegations. He was cleared in 2020 of sexually assaulting nine women while he was First Minister.  A jury found the former SNP leader not guilty on 12 of the sexual assault charges facing him, while another was found not proven.

Rachel Reeves rapped over interests

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Oh dear. Following the spring statement, Labour have been keen to make political capital in recent days, touting their credentials as responsible guardians of the nation's finances. Not for them, the financial mismanagement and sleaze of Boris Johnson's Tories: Labour have been reborn as the party of fiscal probity. So it must have been with some dismay that shadow chancellor Rachel Reeves last month found herself being investigated by the parliamentary commissioner for standards over her entries in the register of members' interests. Now the commissioner, Kathryn Stone, has concluded her report into the MP for Leeds West.

Starmer changes Labour’s slogan… again

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Given the Tories' current woes with everything from parties to ferries, surely now is the chance for the long-awaited Labour revival? Keir Starmer has been talking a good game recently but polls still show the two main parties in close contention. To aid his chances in the upcoming local elections, the Labour leader has unveiled a new slogan: 'On your side' – a battlecry that will echo down the ages like Ed Miliband's 'Better Plan for a Better Future' and Gordon Brown's 'A future fair for all.' Reading the latest PR speak from party HQ, Mr S was struck by a sudden realisation. For Keir Starmer's latest effort appears to be the sixth separate slogan championed by the Labour leader since his election less than two years ago.

Ian Blackford’s six step guide to untold riches

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Inflation. Energy spikes. Tax hikes. Low growth. It's a tough time for hard-pressed Britons at present. The cost of living crisis has begun to bite and millions are starting to suffer. But not to worry: in these dark times, one man has emerged to champion the destitute and the needy. Step forward, Ian Blackford, the doughty defender of the dispossessed, who used yesterday's Prime Ministers' Questions to take up the cudgels of the nation's underclass. The SNP's Westminster leader – posing as a kind of Scottish Martin Lewis – inquired of Boris Johnson, with trembling lip, how British families are expected to afford April's energy price spike.

Now the statue-topplers come for abolitionists

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Susan Aitken, we meet again. The worst council leader in Britain is back in the news. What, pray, is it this time? Has Aitken finally fixed the rats which ran riot before COP26? Are Glasgow's finances now back in order? Will the 500 taxi trips on expenses be refunded now? Good God, no. For Aitken is above such petty, mundane trifles. Instead she has decided to focus on the issues that really matter: problematic statues and the eighteenth century slave trade. The Glasgow slavery audit has finally reported this month and identified eight statues in the city as representing people connected to the Atlantic slave trade.

Tory MP comes out as trans

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Jamie Wallis has had an eventful time at Westminster since joining the Commons two-and-a-half years ago. Within weeks of being elected, Wallis faced accusations of being the co-owner of a 'sugar daddy' dating website. Then last year, Wallis was arrested on suspicion of driving while unfit after a collided with a lamppost in Llanblethian, Vale of Glamorgan. Now the Welsh MP has released an early-morning statement on the matter, which gives some context to recent troubles. Wallis claims to have been diagnosed with gender dysphoria, having felt this way since childhood.

Lord Lebedev burns Keir

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Labour has been indulging in a ritual bout of moralising over the Tories' Russian connections. Having first tried to exploit the issue of wealthy British Russians donating to the party, now the opposition has turned its guns on a new target instead. Step forward 'friend of the stars' Evgeny Lebedev, the bearded proprietor of the Evening Standard and Independent. Rich, well-connected, the son of a former KGB agent, Lebedev was an obvious target for those probing Kremlin connections in the UK. In their eagerness to get the government on the back foot, Labour has today tabled a Humble Address motion on Lebedev. If successful, it will force the government to publish information on the decision to give Lebedev a seat in the House of Lords in 2020.

Guto gets the gang back together

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As the Met begins dishing out fines for partygate, the new regime in No. 10 is focusing on the future. Boris Johnson's Oxford chum Guto Harri was brought in at the beginning of last month to steady the ship as Director of Communications. His early interventions proved a little unorthodox: giving an interview on his appointment, retweeting John Major's criticism of his successor and rocking up Downing Street wielding a Tesco shopping bag with healthy goods. Now though, it seems Harri has settled down and begun to prepare for the future. First, he raided his old firm Hawthorn Advisors to recruit his former colleague Oscar Reddrop as the new No. 10 head of broadcast.

NHS accused of exploiting forced labour

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There’s a mutiny underway in Westminster. After years of revelations about the conditions of Uighur Muslims in China’s Xinjiang province, momentum is building behind plans to stop the government buying health goods made in the region. On Wednesday, MPs will vote on an amendment to the health and social care bill, tabled by former Tory chief whip Lord Blencathra. It would ban NHS procurement from regions where the government believes there to be a ‘serious risk of genocide’. Ministers have already tried to buy off the rebels by proposing a review of health supply chains but ringleaders fear these don’t go far enough. And now Mr S has seen evidence which suggests that the NHS has indeed been purchasing products made in the Xinjiang province.

Tory MPs in stand off over Will Smith

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Ding, ding, ding! It's fight club time in the Tory party. In the blue corner it's Simon Hoare. And in the, er, other blue corner it's Dehenna Davison and Sir Iain Duncan Smith. The subject of today's rumble in the Westminster jungle is Will Smith's jab at Chris Rock at last night's Academy Awards ceremony. Well, they do say politics is showbiz for ugly people... Hoare was early out of the blocks this morning to engage in some ritual macho chest-beating. The Northern Ireland select committee chair scoffed, 'I'd just hope if someone thought it in good taste to make a joke at the expense of a medical condition of my wife then I’d get up and lamp him.' An early jab from the Dorset destroyer: first blood to the only Hoare in parliament.