Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Revealed: Putin’s sloppy naughty list of MPs

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Russia's intelligence operation has let Vlad down once again. Moscow's top spooks and apparatchiks used to be feared and admired in equal measure: dark arts, double agents, defections and disinformation – it all sounded terribly impressive. Yet that daunting reputation is just one of the many Russian casualties which perished in Putin's Ukraine expedition. Repeated intelligence failings have cost Russia far more blood and treasure than was initially anticipated, with Putin ordering the imprisonment of the security services' leadership in retaliation. Still, there is one high-profile figure from the recent past who escaped such punishment: step forward Jeremy Corbyn Sadly though it seems Putin hasn't managed to lock up all his incompetent underlings.

Watch: Macron pelted with tomatoes on Paris walkabout

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Emmanuel Macron vowed to unite France following his decisive election triumph over Marine Le Pen – but it seems not all voters are willing to embrace their re-elected president. On a walkabout in Cergy on the outskirts of Paris, Macron was pelted by a bunch of cherry tomatoes. Luckily for Macron, the vegetables didn't reach their target: https://twitter.com/BFMTV/status/1519265377963945986?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Macron's team of bodyguards were promptly on hand to protect him – by putting up an umbrella. The visit – which was intended as a chance for Macron to engage with those living in a working-class district of the capital – was promptly cut short.

Sturgeon’s government broke the law (again)

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The finest QCs in all of Twitterdom have made much out of the Johnson government, firing off law suits at the drop of the hat. But while token victories at London's High Court are trumpeted as earth-shattering defeats for the wicked Tories, the shenanigans of Nicola Sturgeon's government in Scotland get far less publicity in the Fleet Street press. For this week the SNP regime was (again) found guilty of breaching laws regarding freedom of information. For the Scotsman newspaper has won a decisive victory this week, forcing ministers to publish legal advice they received about a second independence referendum after a thirteen-month battle between the paper and the Scottish Government.

Mail hits back at Speaker

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After cross-party condemnation and a Commons summons by Lindsay Hoyle, it was only natural that the Mail would hit back over its Angela Rayner story. The Daily Mail has today ridden to the rescue of its sister newspaper the Mail on Sunday, aiming a double-barrelled blast at both the Speaker and Labour's deputy leader. In a typically strident front page splash, it roars 'No, Mister Speaker!' declaring that David Dillon, the editor of the Sunday paper, will not appear before Hoyle to explain a report which suggested Rayner tries to distract Boris Johnson at PMQs, in the manner of Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.

It’s Nigel vs Piers in the TV ratings war

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Once we had Dimbleby and Day: now it's Nigel Farage and Piers Morgan. The two TV pundits have been trading insults this month ahead of last night's launch of TalkTV, with both now seen as the figureheads of their two respective network channels. There's Farage, the self-styled saviour of GB News, which launched in June, and Morgan, the well-remunerated controversialist with an eye for the main chance and a love of a good scrap. The former Daily Mirror editor accused the Brexiteer of trying 'to sabotage my interview with President Trump in a despicable act of two-faced weasel treachery' after the two clashed about whether Trump stormed out of his TalkTV interview.

Ukraine triumphs on Russia’s turf

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'Jaw jaw' remarked Churchill 'is always better than war war.' And some of London's finest jaws were being put to good use last night as the cream of the capital's consular circuit mingled, chatted and wolfed down canapés at the Diplomat magazine awards. From Namibia to Nicaragua they came, packed into Mayfair's glitzy Biltmore hotel in Grosvenor Square, ambassadors and High Commissioners aplenty.

Diane Abbott turns her guns on the Mail

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Rayner-gate rumbles on into day three, with no sign yet that the press have bored of talking about themselves. The Deputy Labour leader was accused by an anonymous Tory MP in the Mail on Sunday of 'flashing' the Prime Minister at PMQs, prompting wall-to-wall criticism across every media outlet. Radio 4 led its 6 o'clock news programme with Speaker Hoyle's latest soundings: Angela Rayner herself starred on Lorraine today to talk about her upset at the coverage.   But now the Mail on Sunday has had the ultimate accolade afforded to it. For Diane Abbott, the former Labour shadow home secretary, has now issued one of her infamous tweets about the author of the MoS piece, political editor Glen Owen.

British universities took £24 million from China

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China is back on the agenda in Westminster. Whether it's Boris's trip to India or a Beijing-based take-over of Newport Wafer Fab, it's hard to escape the flutter of the five-starred red flag. And there’s few signs of that abating any time soon, with leading US Senator Marco Rubio launching an attack this month on American universities that entered into financial arrangements with China-based entities, including those directly governed by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP). According to Rubio, such educational investment is 'all part of Beijing’s plan to overtake the United States as the world’s most powerful nation.' Naturally, Steerpike wanted to find out just how much the CCP has invested at centres of higher learning here in the UK.

Speaker goes for the Mail over Rayner

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Westminster has been ablaze with indignation. What's the cause this time – another Downing Street lockdown party? No, on this occasion it's an article in yesterday's Mail on Sunday about Angela Rayner. The Deputy Labour leader was accused by an anonymous Tory MP of 'flashing' the Prime Minister at PMQs, in the manner of Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct. The article's publication prompted a storm of online criticism, with even the Prime Minister feeling it necessary to weigh in and offer Rayner his support. Conservative backbencher Caroline Nokes – the chair of the women and equalities select committee – meanwhile wrote to the Speaker of the House of Commons to ask whether the paper's political editor Glen Owen should retain his parliamentary lobby pass.

Sadiq reveals his priorities for lawless London

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It's not just The Smiths who warned of panic on the streets of London. The capital's crime rate isn't doing terribly well these days with five stabbings, a shooting and an acid attack all in the past week. Indeed, 2021 was a record year for teenage homicides in the great metropolis. Even former boxing champion Amir Khan has now claimed the capital is 'a very dangerous place to visit' after being mugged of his £70,000 watch, telling Sadiq Khan to 'pull his finger out' over the issue. Fortunately, it seems that the city's beloved mayor has indeed finally listened.

Whitehall swells its army of consultants (again)

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The government seems keen to conduct something of a war on Whitehall. Jacob Rees-Mogg, the minster for government efficiency, has even taken to leaving calling cards in empty offices in order to encourage civil servants to return to their workplaces. But hybrid working isn't the only problem facing the civil service: a more costly issue, perhaps, is the spiralling bill to taxpayers of Sir Humphrey's army of outside advisers brought in to aid Whitehall's finest.  For total government expenditure on external consultants increased by 70 per cent in the last five financial years, rising from £717 million in 2016/17 to £1.2 billion in 2020/21.

Police probe dozens of ‘offensive’ online posts

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Online offence is back in the news after a man received a suspended sentence of 10 weeks for sending a ‘grossly offensive’ viral video of a cardboard model of Grenfell Tower being burned on a bonfire. It's an issue that the Tory party have mixed views on: many of its MPs claim to stand for free speech but Nadine Dorries's Online Safety Bill aims to restrict abusive content, with obvious potential ramifications. So how much police time is currently being spent on investigating offensive online posts? Well, Mr S has seen some Freedom of Information requests which point to the issue being of increasing concern to our boys in blue. Between 2020 and 2022 four police forces in England investigated 133 cases of offensive social media posts.

Express poach Sun man

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The Express – home of the Crusader, William Hickey and Ann Widdecombe's columns. Lord Beaverbrook's baby has enjoyed its ups and downs over the decades but has its fans in Westminster, with Tory backbenchers organising a special virtual 'Blue Collar Conservatives' together back in 2020.  And while the daily newspaper has undergone something of a rebrand in recent years, under its 'Labour-supporting, Remain-voting ex-Sunday Mirror editor' Gary Jones, the Sunday equivalent has had a vacancy in the editors' chair since January, when Michael Booker defected to GB News. But three months on, the post has finally been filled.

Another day, another SNP scandal

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Dogs bark, cows moo and the SNP duck their failings. It seems as though every day brings fresh revelations about Nicola Sturgeon's regime in Scotland as more and more questions are asked about her party's record in office. The only novelty is the sheer range of scandals which can outrage, shock and rile: last week it was the terf war and her plans to rig the electorate. Today it's ferries and the news that, once again, proper records were not kept of the Scottish Government's mismanaged takeover of the Ferguson shipyard. For Audit Scotland has now demanded a fresh review about how an initial £97 million deal for two vessels spiralled into a quarter of a billion pound disaster with two new lifeline vessels still out of service after six years.

Boris’s grumpy grilling

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Boris Johnson's India trip hasn't got off to the best of starts. Seeking to escape domestic woes, the Prime Minister jetted off to the subcontinent yesterday, only to face a fresh row about the Commons U-turn on the parliamentary investigation into Partygate. And Johnson's irritation at the prospect of yet another inquiry was palpable in an interview he gave to Sky's Beth Rigby earlier today. Throughout the ten-minute long grilling, the PM sighed exaggeratedly, rolled his eyes, looked at his watch and barely concealed his disdain at his interrogator's questions. He asked Rigby 'how many' times she would ask him about Covid parties, claiming that: 'You promised to get on, you did promise to get onto the substance of this trip?

Boris gets airbrushed in his backyard

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Boris Johnson was always dubbed the 'Heineken Tory' – the man who could always reach parts of the country which other Conservatives couldn't. But now it seems that appeal hasn't extended as far as, er, his own backyard ahead of next month's local elections. For Hillingdon Tories appear to have removed any trace of the Uxbridge and South Ruislip MP from their election literature, following his recent woes over Partygate and the cost of living crisis. Local elections are of course a matter for local candidates but political parties haven't hesitated to put their leaders onto past leaflets when they think they're onto a winner.

The SNP’s latest transparency gaffe

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It seems that the spirit of COP26 is still alive and well in Edinburgh. For the SNP's parliamentarians have begun recycling their speeches at Holyrood, regardless of the occasion. Amid claims that the Scottish nationalists are nothing but a bunch of unthinking, zombie–like drones, blindly following the latest directive from Bute House, backbencher Willie Coffey MSP has decided to, er, conform exactly to type.  For the Kilmarnock MSP caused laughter in the Scottish parliament yesterday by delivering a concluding speech when standing up to introduce a debate. Coffey opened his closing remarks by saying:  Thank you, Presiding Officer. I thought that I was closing the debate, so this is a closing speech, as I am sure members will soon hear...

Sir Keir’s selective responsibility

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Sir Keir Starmer is riding highs in the polls, topping Boris Johnson as the preferred PM of the people. Sober, studied and serious: after the ups and downs of the past six years, he's (apparently) looking like an increasingly attractive offering to a weary electorate. But Mr S is somewhat perturbed by the Labour leader's selective memory when it comes to trading on his legal career.  Starmer served as Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP) and head of the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) between 2008 and 2013, having previously spent two decades training as a barrister.

Former Tory chief whip calls for Boris to quit

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It never rains for No. 10 but it pours. After both Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak were last week fined in recess for breaching lockdown laws, the Prime Minister returned to parliament today to atone for his sins. And it's not been a happy afternoon for Johnson as opposition leader after opposition leader denounced him in the strongest possible terms. Keir Starmer and Ed Davey both won plaudits for their interventions – even Ian Blackford was heard in near reverential silence. Johnson is expected to win the looming Commons vote on an investigation into Partygate but he might not be able to navigate other challenges to his position so easily.

Theresa May attacks Patel over Rwanda

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All eyes are on the Commons this afternoon for Boris Johnson's imminent statement on partygate. But before the fun starts at five, Priti Patel offered up an appetiser to whet the appetite, appearing before MPs to justify her new-fangled Rwanda immigration policy. The Home Secretary was in a buoyant mood, calmly rebutting the attacks of indignant Labour members. Until, that is, the familiar figure of Theresa May clambered to her feet to hurl down another thunderbolt from on high in her usual spot on the third row of the backbenches.  Like Ted Heath in kitten heels, May's unhelpful interventions have become a bi-monthly tradition for the former Prime Minister to unleash scorn on her successor's Cabinet colleagues.