Gretna Green signpost
RGJ
Thursday
Thursday
He’s no longer observing lockdown
‘He’s no longer observing lockdown.’
Thursday
Thursday
Stop fighting each other
‘We need to stop fighting each other and gang up on that little dog.’
I put it on the mantelpiece
‘I put it on the mantelpiece. It’s as close to a social life as we’re going to get to right now.’
Thursday
Thursday
He’s a rescue dog
‘He’s a rescue dog.’
Thursday
Thursday
Thursday
Isn’t it boring
‘Isn’t it boring when people tell you how they got here?’
Round robins
‘Round robins are all the same after a year of lockdown.’
Zoom meeting Jesus
Thursday
Thursday
More than eggs
‘We’ll be delivering more than just eggs next year.’
Thursday
Be careful of him, he’s got a dark side
‘Be careful of him, he’s got a dark side.’
Thursday
Thursday
Christmas already
‘Ugh, they’ve got Christmas products in the shops already.’
Thursday
I said it was time to stop treating the public like children
‘I said it was time to stop treating the public like children and got sent to the naughty step.’
