‘To prove we’re innocent, let’s pull billions out of the UK economy.’
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Paul Wood
Wednesday
Wednesday
‘These days it’s the only reliable way to travel.’
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Wednesday
‘You have the right to remain silent.’
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Wednesday
Andy Burnham is nigh
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Wednesday
‘Ever since we cancelled our recipe box we can never decide what to eat.’
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Wednesday
‘Poor, or garden chic?’
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Wednesday
‘Is he forgiving enough to send me back but this time with lots of money?’
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Wednesday
‘I’m thinking of defecting to the Greens’
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Wednesday
Do you think we’ve reached peak faux outrage?
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Look, he’s finally transitioning from lying down to sitting up
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Wednesday
I’d offer to drown our sorrows, but no one wants us in their pubs
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Wednesday
‘Maybe this isn’t such a cool look after all.’
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Wednesday
Typical! Couldn’t wait until the end of January
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Wednesday
Wednesday
‘This? Oh, it’s nothing.’
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Wednesday
I don’t know why we come to this pub, we can never get a seat
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Monday
‘Labour want to postpone them to 2027.’
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Monday
‘What do you suggest for my dad who’s now my mother?’
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Wednesday
‘Before I give you my answer, can I ask you to subscribe…’
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