‘Let us pay.’
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‘Let us pay.’
Nick Newman
Wednesday
Wednesday
‘Nigella’s a safe pair of entendres’
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‘Nigella’s a safe pair of entendres’
Friday
‘He came off Snowzempic.’
‘He came off Snowzempic.’
Wednesday
You can tell the Chinese government that we strongly object to their super embassy
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‘You can tell the Chinese government that we strongly object to their super embassy.’
‘I’ve come as Sheriff Jenrick.’
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‘I’ve come as Sheriff Jenrick.’
Wednesday
‘He came off Snowzempic.’
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‘He came off Snowzempic.’
Friday
‘It’s America Thirst.’
‘It’s America Thirst.’
‘You haven’t got a lot on, sire.’
‘You haven’t got a lot on, sire.’
Wednesday
We’re doing Dry January – giving up water and sticking to alcohol
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‘We’re doing Dry January – giving up water and sticking to alcohol.’
‘It’s America Thirst.’
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‘It’s America Thirst.’
Monday
You haven’t got a lot on, Sire
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‘You haven’t got a lot on, Sire.’
‘Keir Starmer surviving has given me great hope for the future!’
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‘Keir Starmer surviving has given me great hope for the future!’
Monday
‘He’s not getting another present until we get a thank-you letter!’
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‘He’s not getting another present until we get a thank-you letter!’
‘Is our flu coming to you, or is your flu coming to us?’
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‘Is our flu coming to you, or is your flu coming to us?’
Saturday
‘Are you a reliable news service or a propaganda outlet?’
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‘Are you a reliable news service or a propaganda outlet?’
Wednesday
‘It’s undermining justice, deciding if I’m naughty or nice without a jury.’
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‘It’s undermining justice, deciding if I’m naughty or nice without a jury.’
This black hole, Chancellor – is it in the room with us now?
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‘This black hole, Chancellor – is it in the room with us now?’
Wednesday
‘I’m waiting till Black Friday to do all my Christmas shoplifting.’
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‘I’m waiting till Black Friday to do all my Christmas shoplifting.’
Wednesday
‘How is it that Starmer can fly all over the world in such a short space of time?’
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‘How is it that Starmer can fly all over the world in such a short space of time?’
Wednesday
‘The driver’s gone to jail so he’s kept the engine running.’
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‘The driver’s gone to jail so he’s kept the engine running.’
