‘Fire, ambulance, or Kemi Badenoch?’
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Nick Newman
Wednesday
Thursday
I’m bunking off from home school
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A is the Ai
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Wednesday
‘Today’s objective is to establish an objective.’
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Wednesday
‘I fear they’ll come back to Britain.’
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‘Prepare to drop incendiary Green party policies!’
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Wednesday
The good news is you’re one step closer to the throne
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Wednesday
‘One drop of dart frog toxin and you croak.’
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‘It’s like the surface of the A12 outside Romford.’
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Wednesday
Wednesday
‘Let us pay.’
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Wednesday
‘Nigella’s a safe pair of entendres’
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Wednesday
You can tell the Chinese government that we strongly object to their super embassy
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‘I’ve come as Sheriff Jenrick.’
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Wednesday
‘He came off Snowzempic.’
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Wednesday
We’re doing Dry January – giving up water and sticking to alcohol
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