Submarine in a bottle
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Nick Newman
Thursday
Thursday
Needs changing
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‘Needs changing.’
Supply chain
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Thursday
I can’t believe that Dominic Raab has been reprieved
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‘I can’t believe that Dominic Raab has been reprieved.’
The Garrick Club
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‘I’m not joining the Garrick Club until they move with the times!’
Our relationship
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‘Our relationship has gone from bad to special’
Thursday
Muzzled
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‘If you can’t control your owner he’ll have to be muzzled.’
PCR test
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‘It’s daylight swabbery.’
Thursday
Goldilocks, breaking and entering. You?
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‘Goldilocks, breaking and entering. You?’
Thursday
You shall go to the wall!
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‘You shall go to the wall!’
Thursday
Track and trace app
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‘Don’t mention the Track and Trace app — she’s overly sensitive.’
Healthy eating report
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‘I’d take it with a pinch of salt.’
Thursday
QR codes
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‘I hope they don’t drop QR codes before I’ve found out what they are.’
Fired from cannon
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‘I shall now be fired from the cannon into a bucket — without a mask!’
Was it joyful exuberance or the depths of despair!
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‘Was it joyful exuberance or the depths of despair!’
Thursday
My desk used to be lovely and unspoilt
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‘My desk used to be lovely and unspoilt.’
Peace in the Sausage War
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‘Hurrah! It’s peace in the Sausage War!’
Thursday
Less Hassle
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‘We’re going to space because it’s less hassle than going to Portugal.’
Thursday
Bend the rules!
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‘Bend the rules! Move the goalposts! Kick it into touch!’
Never’s good for me
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‘How about never? Never’s good for me.’