Our leader’s decided to cling on
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Nick Newman
Thursday
Thursday
Never mix grain and grope
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Thursday
When you promised me a treehouse I knew it would never happen
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An unlikely couple
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Taking money from Qatar
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Thursday
Swim competitively
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Thursday
Crop circles
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Dammit!
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Thursday
So he won the no-confidence vote?
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I’ll book you on easyJet
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Wednesday
My heating bill worries are over
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Thursday
The Downing Street press team
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Thursday
I find the price of bread a lot scarier
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Thursday
I’m not surprised she nicked our porridge
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Cancer’s got Putin
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Thursday
Putin wouldn’t dare do what?
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Relax, it’s just Matt Hancock
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Thursday
Greedy and corrupt
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Thursday
No-fault divorce
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Thursday
He has four homes to heat
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