Mark Wood

‘Library? This is it.’

‘It was an awful afternoon. We follow each other on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, so we had nothing left to talk about.’

‘He’s a bit standoffish. It’s been a week and he hasn’t said a word.’

‘I don’t know about a book, but I have thousands of tweets in me.’

‘Don’t disturb her, she’s having some me, me, me time.’

‘When was the last time you cleared out that shed?’

‘I spy with my little eye something beginning with “M”.’

‘I only come here because it’s nice and quiet to listen to podcasts.’

‘Once upon a thyme...’