Kipper Williams

‘We put the wrong bins out!’

‘Is there a credible offer in the house?’

‘A grooming gang forced me to join.’

‘I see economists getting inflation forecasts wrong again.’

‘Take these and you’ll never grow up.’

‘Can I get that book about modern English usage?’

‘Her life’s going to feel terribly empty.’

‘I’ve booked Downing Street for the boozy launch party.’

‘I owned a woodburner.’

‘Do you know how much eggs cost?’

‘I haven’t seen you in church lately.’

‘They’ll only blow it on Glastonbury tickets.’

‘Migrants or prime ministers?’