Kipper Williams

‘Merlot? Chardonnay? Rioja? Pinot Grigio?’

‘He’s having to sell it to pay his gas bill.’

‘On the plus side, it’s stopped us being terrified of Covid.’

‘It’s time to move on.’

‘Is this a good time?’

‘Take me to your leader’s wife.’

‘They’ll have to go cap in hand to Gary Lineker.’

‘The ideologies follow you around the room.’

‘He takes everybody for a ride.’

‘You’re never more than six years away from a climate catastrophe.’

‘She couldn’t get on to Instagram for seven hours.’