Lad’s mags
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Kipper Williams
Wednesday
Wednesday
Tuck shop
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Wednesday
The Garrick club
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‘If I’d known this was going to happen, I wouldn’t have bothered with the gender-reassignment surgery.’
Wednesday
If you see anything suspicious
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Wednesday
Treat myself
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‘I’m going to treat myself to Garrick membership’
Wednesday
New director
From our UK edition
Tuesday
What IS a woman?
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‘What IS a woman?’
Thursday
School photo
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Wednesday
Photo-shop
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Left at the Turkish barber
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‘Left at the Turkish barber, right at the Turkish barber, cross the road at the Turkish barber...’
Wednesday
No to rebranding
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You must feel terribly isolated in the Conservative party
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‘You must feel terribly isolated in the Conservative party.’
Wednesday
Chin up, Methuselah
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‘Chin up, Methuselah – the state pension can’t be far off.’
Stay clear
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‘Stay clear of Piers Morgan.’
Wednesday
He’s incredibly disciplined
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‘He’s incredibly disciplined – he doesn’t vape for 36 hours at the start of each week.’
I’m only fasting
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‘I’m only fasting so I’ll have more soup to throw at the Mona Lisa.’
Wednesday
No more for me
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‘No more for me, I’m starting to feel smug.’
Wednesday
We’ve let it rest enough
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‘I think we’ve let it rest enough.’
Friday
How they feel
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‘I know how they feel.’
Thursday
Helping from home
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