‘I’m worried some of you may be harbouring leadership ambitions.’
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Grizelda
Wednesday
Wednesday
‘Look at the migration figures!’
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Opinion poll
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Wednesday
‘You were the future once.’
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I’m afraid he’s a young white male
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Wednesday
Quiet for a moment everyone! Geoff would like to articulate his rage
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Monday
Oh no! They’ve noticed that I’ve quietly removed my pronouns from my bio
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I voted Labour too
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Monday
‘I thought you were supposed to be wise men?’
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Saturday
‘You haven’t dressed your dog.’
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Friday
Hallelujah! You have become a pregnant person!
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Wednesday
‘I’m afraid you’ve become wealthy.’
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‘I’m sorry kids but you’re going to be lifted into poverty.’
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Wednesday
‘I wish the activist staff would get on with some work.’
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Wednesday
Wednesday
‘Couldn’t we just have stopped paying our TV licence?’
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Wednesday
‘Daddy, can you read me a bedside political narrative?’
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