Grizelda

‘Or “debate” as it used to be called.’

‘Darling, you should get out and enjoy life before settling down to run a local council.’

‘Wait till they start rioting – then arrest everyone.’

‘But Geoff’s lived experience says the facts are wrong.’

‘Great news! The country is going to the dogs!’

‘You affirmed your kids? We told ours to stop being idiots.’

‘You’re under arrest for misconstrued satire.’

‘You’re our new anti-DEI hire.’

‘I’m on the I’m right side of history.’

‘Why are the public so out of touch with us?’

‘Listening to TikTok videos without headphones? Seems reasonable to me...’

‘It’s another invitation to celebrate inclusion.’

‘I get it. You can see that I don’t get it.’

‘Fortunately this issue isn’t important to me.’

‘Can I interest you in being alienated from democracy?’