Grizelda

‘It has come to our attention that you don’t have a moustache.’

‘Why are the public so out of touch with us?’

‘Listening to TikTok videos without headphones? Seems reasonable to me...’

‘It’s another invitation to celebrate inclusion.’

‘I get it. You can see that I don’t get it.’

‘Fortunately this issue isn’t important to me.’

‘Can I interest you in being alienated from democracy?’

‘It has come to our attention that you have not been captured.’

‘Great news! I’ve found out what a woman is.’

‘God, he’s depressing company.’

‘We’d like to visit America when it’s great again.’

‘The government’s approach to planning has really changed.’

‘I have a women problem.’

‘We remember when Labour used to be nice.’

‘Here’s a list of things you need to hate.’