Dredge

‘You wait ages for an MP to be thrown under a bus…’

‘Face masks! Inhalers! Testing kits!’

‘I can remember when this was all Tier Four.’

‘Oh look — it’s the head.’

‘I’ve heard a whisper that “Lockdown Return” is worth a punt.’

‘We met on the internet.’

‘Beware the South African variant, lads. It’s home schooling for you from now on.’

‘I told you this journey wasn’t absolutely necessary.’

‘Don’t catch it!’

‘We’re following the science.’

‘Before we go any further, I’ll need you to fill in this track-and-trace form.’

‘Can I have the steak and ale pie but without the steak pie?’

'The fruit shop has closed down, dear.’

‘You’re right, it’s crap without the spectators.’