Dredge

‘He claims he can hear podcasts in his head.’

‘Outdoorsy, self-sufficient guy with private island seeks attractive companion... Is that you?’

‘I couldn’t get a sitter.’

‘I only asked for a bank statement.’

‘At 5.7 per cent I’m not surprised.’

‘You’ve got balls – I like that in a woman.’

‘They’re train driver spotters.’

‘I want to be a careers adviser – what do you see yourself doing in five years’ time?’

‘Not more politics.’

‘Happy new year.’

‘The other two are still working from home.’

‘What’s the matter with us – we don’t offend each other any more, dear.’

‘They’re ambulance spotters.’

‘Is it just me or are eras getting shorter these days?’